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Robots, what are you up to?
what you listening to/watching/playing?
how you feeling?
>listening to, globelamp- orange glow
>feeling pretty good atm, only thought of running away to the hills twice today..
About to start LISA.
Listening to Carl Sagan Cosmos the lives of stars sipping a Heinekin Spectre feels good man
I'm learning new songs to play on guitar and sing in my garage because I was hit with random inspiration. Feels bretty good.
>be me
>/fit/
>go on r9k for lulsies
>everyone is a sad fuck
>try giving advice
>"being ripped won't work l tried l can't get womins"
>whatever.jpg
>meet a few femanons
>they spam me off messages on fb
>mfw l was right all along
>mfw probably getting pussy soon
I was made fun of throughout high school for being ugly, even by my friends. You guys are just fat retards that spend their time crying instead of improving.
spending so much time on making yourself look good is a feminine habit
>spend large parts of life trying to look good to attract people that fall for superficial shit
>>24687151
This post is confusing.
Are you saying that people told you not to get fit because it wouldn't work and you did anyway and now girls want you?
>kids eating cereal or soup, Star Wars brand
>the male figure goes "I am your..."
>mom interrupts saying "Honey..." and just looks him in the eye and smiles
W-was that a literal kuck commercial? I couldn't find it on youtube, I guess it's too new.
And just in case you didn't see the gay ad yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
Lol I've never seen this on television. It's not as accepted as they believe I guess.
>>24687146
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AwEt/general-mills-star-wars-the-force-awakens-droid-viewers
Oh! Found it guys.
No response? Maybe I'll get some responses on /pol/
What's it like living in the west-ern part of the USA
>>24687055
its ok i guess. its pretty expensive (california mostly) but overall its alot better than any european country hands down. only downside is all the niggers, mexicans, liberals, SJWs and homosexuals (there are LOTS of those in california)
>>24687075
Cali sucks. It's a super expensive place to live for dubious benefit.
Having fun falling into the ocean.
>>24687075
>>24687342
Okay, what about the other states on/near the west coast?
>want girls to be "pure"
>still want them to be good in bed
Except that's wrong you fucking retard, i'd rather a pure woman than your mom who can parachute with her flaps
>>24687062
OP just got BTFO to high hell, jesus christ
>>24687062
Eh, I had a virgin gf once. It sucked. Give me a girl with experience.
Anyone else find it irritating how its socially acceptable to make fun of a short guy, while if you make fan of a fat woman everyone and their mother will call you asshole? Afterall, weight is something you can change, height is not. Fuck this shitty society
inb4 manlet, I'm not even short, or anybody made fun of me.
Because men have 0 value
>>24687027
>you can't make fun of fat women
If you don't make fun of fat females because you're scared of what people will think of you, you're retarded.
>>24687033
Most* men have zero value. Scooby isn't one of them, obviously.
Daily reminder that virgins are better girlfriends and you shouldn't settle for anything less.
>>24686990
I would say this is the better daily reminder
>>24687137
>nearly half of the non-virgins have at least one STD
Can you believe some guys are desperate enough to have intercourse with someone like that, but freak out over needles that aren't sterilized?
>he seriously thinks that virgin girls will turn down chad but not him
>he seriously thinks that a girl who has turned down any and all attempts to have sex but somehow decided to be with a robot will be open to "trying anything" sexually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKYcOJEyLng
This is literally all of you, categorized into one video
>>24686954
i imagine this as jez and super hanz from peep show, it improves tenfold
also shit thread op kill yourself
>>24686954
I could barely understand them since they were speaking in that weird accent gays do.
>>24687502
He's not gay
She's indian.
>Dots
or
>Feathers
Feathers
>tfw im eating curry
>inb4 designated
>in b4 poo in the loo
Feathers any fucking day. A fucking wagon wheel.
Feathers are a lie. Dots b4 thots.
Better hurry up, wagekek. You'll be late at this rate.
>>24686881
Already a thread faggot
>>24686881
Shit my boss is gonna kill me
>>24686908
Tsk Tsk wagie
you aren't gonna get that big .50 can't promotion if you keep up that attitude.
When we start building Elliot Rodger's underground prison farms, will it be easier if we amputate the women's limbs? They're not going to need them anyway and their bodies wouldn't require as much energy to stay alive that way.
>>24686636
that's a cute picture
>>24686636
no nuggets are gross. just keep them restrained and medicated
>>24686636
Also during the amputee surgery mess their vocal cords so they're unable to speak
>sorry I only date white guys
I can't fucking get over this. I'm not even slightly niggery, I have a job, a car, don't smoke weed, am conservative, pay my own bills, and work out regularly.
I just wanna have another to be with. Life is garbage.
>>24686594
Maybe it's because your wanngs literally look like shit.
It's why I cannot watch porn with nigger dudes in it. It always looks like she's shitting, even hen it isn't necessarily anal.
Massive turn off.
>>24686594
>I'm not even slightly niggery
Are you implying you're not a nigger, even though you're black?
Women who exclude small things like race are insecure
>Post AMA thread
>Don't answer shit
>cardio day
>train arms instead
Who /mutant/ here?
>Be in AMA thread
>Pretend I'm OP
>buy train ticket
>catch the bus
Another day, another way to fuck with the normieworld
Right, anon?
Joseph Smith was a pretty good conman desu.
because i-i can only date mormons
more like the book of moron amirite?
Would life be better as a full retard? At least people would feel sorry for you and try and be nice to you. As a NEET, people don't feel sorry for you they just hate you and everyone is disgusted by you and see you as a total failure.
Yeah, having aspergers is having the worst of both worlds. I'd rather be one of those brainless bugeyed handpuppet things than suffer this.
>>24686462
>look like downs but actually normal
>everyone is amazed that you can do normal shit
>get almost VIP access to universities and shit
>can do whatever you want and people cant say shit
>can yell discrimination and people will white knight for you
>probably a lot of friends due to 'aww poor guy' syndrome
life would be heaven, man.
I dunno, having to post on /v/ would suck
