I want to take the redpill.
>yfw you realize the original red pill in the movie was just a metaphor for 'psychedelics'-triggered psychosis
ah so you still living in fucking la la land? lol
I'd take blue pill over the blue one any day of the week, no regrets.
I'm sure a few of you robots have been on or are on anti depressants.
Share your stories or talk about anything Antidepressant related I guess.
Pic related, my doctor prescribed me prozac for social anxiety and depression.
>believes antidepressants will help you get friends or a gf
>>24687823
Currently at 2/day
according to my friend, im 1/3rd of the way before the meds start having an effect, for now they dont do jack shit.
thank god for the danish health care system, if i had to pay for the shitty "therapy" i get id feel goddamned ripped off
Do women ever look back on their life and think 'wow I really was a bitch back then'
Yes
We all make mistakes, anon
>>24687833
mistakes =/= being a shitty person. shitty people just pretend it does
nope i highly doubt it
I have an idea robots, say a number between 1-548 and I will quote you a passage from a book.
We shall keep going until someone guesses which book it is.
protip: there are not 548 pages in the book.
hmmm im gonna have to go with 548
>>24687824
"I didn't want this, I didn't ask for this, I didn't start the war"
485
le r0b0t
What do blacks think of white people with long hair? Do they seem them as degenerate/cool and similar to blacks with dreads or as super edgy columbine tier faggots?
It's a sign of immaturity
>tfw no bones hair
>>24687769
I have white people dreadlocks, alot of black ppl think its super neato and like to touch, but some ppl on the bus are not amused and dislike being near it.
>>24687792
Thats why we post here
I'M SICK OF FAPPING TO STATIC, LIFELESS JPEGS AND GIFS!!!!!!!!!!
>he can't find porn on the internet
Congratulations, you have failed at life.
>>24687739
ask /jp/
baka senpai
>>24687739
Holy shit just look it up on pornhub. That's where I get my fix. I know for a fact that it has Japanese porn. Hell, it probably has porn for anything.
No but seriously. I'm not going to complain since it gets you banned now but...
>>24687733
I actually enjoy these threads. I find them quite humorous, especially the annoyed and over the top reactions from wagefriends. The NEET provides a valuable service to /r9k/, bringing fresh and funny content. Especially on Wagefriend Wednesday!
>>24687733
NEET threads are excessive, but they always serve their purpose.
>>24687775
>fresh
>funny
U wut nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
The song, if you listen to the lyrics is pretty much a ballad of Chad and Stacey, and how Chad (Trevor) always get's the girl, so he just resorts to ignorance.
>>24687654
Who fucking cares, man?
I'm not going to watch the video or find out who this guy is, but no.
he pretty much wrote a song and has a video about a man being keked by gorilla
and it called the less i know the better?
so yeah i would say its a song about him being keked in the past
You know what's funny?
How about the fact that this piece of shit figurine is STILL sitting on its shelf since DAY 01, while the other ones got bought pretty easily. That little soccer ball shithead is second in that aspect too. Funny how this movie wants to be so open to minorities, but it still fails in merchandising its diversity properly.
Black people have been prominent characters in every Star Wars movie.
Kill yourself you ignorant child.
>>24687588
You should buy as many of those as you can, so when it gets re-released on ultra-bluray and they edit him into a white guy, you can sell the originals of that toy for thousands.
If they made a MC Ride action figure I would buy it.
Who here /nolongerdesireswomen/
>mfw I've ascended
>>24687555
and u got trips brah
This might be me. It seems I've lost the ability to get aroused, I've stopped fapping as well. Even desires for romantic companionship seem entirely irrelevant to me.
>>24687555
For a few days, but then I get a huge urge for female companionship.
Where do I exit this ride?
Whats it like to get cheated on, is it as hot as it seems?
>>24687549
really hot, you'll love it op
>>24687549
You'll cry at first but then you'll start fapping to the thought of her fucking him and it will feel good.
Fucking keklettes in this thread
>be me
>19 italian
>literally no jobs positions where i live
>can't work to pay my rent and university
>only choice is to get a degree living another 5 years with my parents
What am I supposed to do?
stop worshipping mosselini
>>24687517
Live with your parents for 5 years and study, go to rome or whatever during the summer and work for whatever wages the paki's get and hit on tourist girls, get all that out of your system.
Move out when you get a degree, to Norway or some shit, visit your family during holidays.
That's what I'd do if I were 19 again.
>>24687517
Why don't you just work for the Mafia?
Are there any free online chat sites where I can talk to a psych/therapist/counselor ?
>>24687472
There are a few hotline type things but I don't know about online.
Just talk to a wall.
Same thing.
>>24687681
This. Therapy is just listening, interrupting you with 'why do you think that could be?' from time to time, and cowing you through tone of voice and 'body language' into believing, and paying, that it is 'cathartic'. Worthless.
So i downloaded akinator and he actually manages to guess names
Which one should I go for next?
Meddl loide uezs
>>24687406
versuch dich an moot
>>24688116
>moot
First try actually
>X and Y are in a relationships
>X finds out Y cheats on them with Z
>X gets angry with Z
I don't even. How is this acceptable human behaviour? It's Y that agreed to stay in a relationship with you, how is Z fault if that doesn't go as expected? Holy shit people make me crazy.
>>24687304
I always assumed it was because Z is trying to steal Y away from X. Plebs can't fight base animal instincts
This is something that bothers me too. If a guy's girlfriend cheats on him with another guy, why does the boyfriend typically get in a fight with other male? It's the girl that cheated.
>>24687304
Why not both? fuck robots