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Give me sad movies to feel to on this lonely Wednesday night.
Bang the Drum Slowly
>>24691381
Quite good in terms of drama, hit me in the feels, found the ending well fiting, albait a little too upbeat
>>24691381
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Hey there, /r9k/
How are you doing? Is your day going well? Have a problem you want advice on, or simply want to vent? Is there anything interesting you'd like to share?
Whatever you have, this is the thread for you. Come in here, feel comfy, feel welcome and forget for a bit.
And remember - you are a bright ray of sunshine on a foggy morning.
>>24691315
good vibes
Today I forgot how one of my favourite memories felt. It was a good one and not a memory of a regret I'd actually want to forget.
>>24691371
That's all this thread is about.
>>24691422
You forgot it? As in, it's unclear and muddy, the detail faded, or you honestly can't remember what it was about?
I overhead the normies (including chads and stacys) at work talking at the end of the day.
>"i met anons brother last week"
>"they couldnt be more different from each other"
>"hes actually good looking"
>"hes actually so funny"
>"hes actually hench"
>"hes so tall"
>"he actually has a gf"
>"damn... i want to meet him"
>"what happened when anon was made hahaha"
>"weak sperm i suppose"
>"i guess they decided to give him a chance"
>they all laugh
I work in a seperate room and they think I can't hear the conversations in which they talk shit about me.
There is nothing more crushing than hearing not just women but men straight up say you are worthless.
I think it's about time I write my manifesto.
that's pretty harsh, brethen
Tell your brother to beat them up
You brought it upon yourself Wagie
>tfw no personality
>>24691266
Just learn the language of a foreign land and become a huge weeaboo for whatever country that is.
>just talk like your normal self
>dont know what my normal self is anymore
>not being quirky-weird and naturally likeable
step up
HE GOT A PHD. BHAHAHAHA!!!!
33 YEARS OLD AND NO JOB!
New meme: OP will die a kissless virgin.
>>24691222
nice trips, but thats still nothing new
>>24691222
Oops I struck a cord
>He doesn't make a daily cum libation to our goddess Kalindra
I've fapped so many times i can no longer cum
>goddess
I don't think you understand the term anon
>>24691171
From the waist up Kalindra is more appealing than 70% of the girls in my town
> Unable to drive for a multitude of reasons
> Too broke/awkward to use Uber
> Fuck
>>24691169
Don't worry man, I believe in you. In order to find confidence within yourself, get rid of your preconceived notions of the world. Just do whatever you want. Breath in and out.
>>24691169
Hitchhike, silly. You get paid to travel on the road like that. You need a sleeping bag though, be prepared to sleep wherever while traveling that way.
Literally go to an onramp or near one and stick your thumb out. Someone will pick you up eventually.
pic unrelated.
Ride a bicycle, dummy.
Fuck you fucking normies fucking making jokes about me.
>two 7/10s come into the store I work at
>waiting at the register as always
>I'm socially awkward as fuck
>ring them up and stuff
>after they leave a bunch of rednecks say you need to go to the bathroom now for awhile?
Fuck off you pieces of shit leave me alone!!! Now can't stop shaking because embarrassment and anxiety. Kill me now
>>24691061
just go to the bathroom, rub one out. You'll feel better
>>24691126
give daddy the cummies
It's the worst when people you don't even know make fun of you I feel your pain.
>i just looove travelling
can someone explain this normieshit to me? is it a meme? just something to brag about on social media?
i dont get it. i mean if i had a gf and she wanted to travel i would take her anywhere. but i seriously fail to see the appeal of leaving your room where all of your stuff is to go some new place where you don't know anyone and pay fuckloads of money for it.
can someone PLEASE explain this to me, maybe a story of something you did that was fun during some vacation? besides fucking a foreign slut of course if i wanna get laid i can buy a prostitute for a fraction of the cost of a plane ticket
>>24691015
Are you being serious?
Travelling changes your surroundings, when things are novel they're just more fun.
>>24691015
you know how you fuck around in the overworld of a game to see if you find something cool?
well it's like that but they just stay at hotels and visit tourist districts instead
so they can take pictures and brag to their friends. that's literally it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsyrS-EWa0
This guy found a decently okay GF, whats YOUR excuse??
Faggots.
I am not willing to settle for a fat Hmong woman.
>>24690968
The women around here are degenerates
that's really depressing
The drones all slave away
They're working overtime
They serve a faceless queen
They never question why
>>24690960
Thisis the poem of truth.
>he does it for free
>he shitposts on 4chan all day long
>he has no money
>he weighs 300 lbs
>he has never kissed a girl
>he wears diapers
>>24690960
>>24691696
These two are the pathetic fucks who have been posting these threads every single day. Holy FUCK how do you let your life get so pathetic. One of you had literally broken down crying from how fucking pathetic you are.
Robots, it's these two you should direct your hatred towards.
who here wears sunglasses and headphones, also hat and browse /r9k/ when walking outside ?
>>24690813
only you senpai
who here has porn on their phone when they need to feed their addiction in public?
>>24690813
>he walks outside
Would you date a socially unaware nerdy weeaboo?
>bootcut jeans
EVERY TIME
girl, yes. Because it's cute when they do it
boy, no. Because it's fucking creepy
yes. but she probably get's more dick than you OP
girls in fandoms are usually a prized commodity
> death erases everything you do like it never happened
how do you reconcile this?
>>24690780
reincarnations
theres over 8 billion people
you are here now chances are you'll be here again but maybe as another faggot
>>24691296
All my life i've hoped this was/wasn't true
on one hand I could be reincarnated as a qt pi or a rich kid
on the other I could be reincarnated as a dog or a poor kid in a 3rd world country
>>24691296
> you are here now chances are you'll be here again
thats some really compelling evidence
I wanted to know if I wasn't the only one who experienced this type of situation.
>My 82 year old granddad died last week from heart failure.
>I had a really strong connection with him, and he was someone who gave me motivation and inspiration when I was young.
>Upon hearing the news together with my other family members in the hospital, all my relatives were extremely depressed (as you would imagine) crying, screaming and overall genuinely distraught. (even my 10 year old cousin who hadn't known him for as long as I did was crying for hours on end)
>However, for some reason, I did not share their feelings of depression. I didn't cry, I didn't scream, nor was I displaying any anger. I simply stood there with no alteration in expression, as if it was nothing major.
>My family's behaviour over the next few months changed completely. They were constantly breaking down in tears, often isolating themselves from everyone, and yet I was carrying out my daily routines with little to no feelings of depression or mournfulness, even though I had a very close bond with him when he was alive.
>My sister and my cousins are now accusing me of being spiteful and cruel for not wanting to speak at his funeral (i generally didn't feel like i wanted to) and suggesting that I never cared about him because I seem to be unaffected by it all.
>I'm now starting to become sad and frustrated too because my family don't seem to understand what I'm feeling or going through. But I don't want to tell them because I'm fearful that they won't understand my feelings.
Has anyone else had the same type of experience or am I alone?
I have the exact same response as you when it comes to death. Me and my grandparents were really close but when they died I didn't even cried or had any strong emotions about their deaths. Rest of my family and relatives did tho but not me, I first felt some kinda stupid. Have to say that's nothing wrong to feel like this because we all react differently. Think some of us has an easier approach when it come to just death, of course it's sad when people dies but it's part of life.
You live to die and when you take your first breath as a newborn, you're when breath away of death.
You are completely normal and somewhat more sane than your family. Dying is part of every single life on earth. Tell them you are happy from the time you spent with him. Everton dies when their time comes. You have accepted death as a natural part of life and have no reason to fear it. Also if you want to get them off your back easy, just tell them that you are certain that he's in a better place and probably really happy. Normies love this "afterlife is heaven" thing.
I experienced the same with my dad 3 months ago. It felt odd to barely react while everyone else in the room was crying, it made me feel 'defective'. I miss him, but it's a pretty mild feeling and I haven't cried about his passing yet.
