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Tell me the most cringe-worthy thing you've ever said to a girl, that still haunts you to this day.
I do love you
>December 25th, 2015
>Can I hold you, one last time?
Bitch let me do it too, goddamnit.
Iol babe I'm on my period buy me things buy me things buy me things!!! xDDDthis is what women are do you still want a gf?
baaaabbbeee MORE MORE MORE I NEED MOREEEEE ^o^ look how cute i am now buy me things!!!
Buy me pizza and touch my butt!!! lololol im so cute and qwerky!!!
Love isn't even real, it was made up by the jews to get you to buy shit that you dont really need
If you have no gf youre a BAD GOY never forget this
IM NOT SATISFIED YET USE MORE OF YOUR MONEY ON ME IN RETURN FOR SEX ME ME ME ME ME ME
On a scale of 1-10, how much do women enjoy man ass?
That specific ass?
-100000000000000000000
i hate fat asses on men. it makes them look feminine
however, a lot of women do enjoy them, i think
tfw male
tfw have plump female ass
on a scale of 1 to 9001 how bad of an idea is it to lose my virginity to a black escort
AIDS/10
2
if ur not racist
999999999999999
Worst idea ever
>looking at pic related in class
>qt pi walks by
>she stops
>"oh you like may mays too, anon?"
>"what?"
>"may mays"
>"what the fuck is a may may?"
>"you know, like what you're looking at right now..."
>"this is a meme not a maymay"
>"it's pronounced may may"
>"meme"
>"may may"
>"MEME. IT'S MEME, THERE'S NO WAY SOMETHING AS DEGENERATE AS MAY MAY WOULD BE THE NAME"
>"yeesh anon you don't have to be so rude, no wonder you have no friends"
D'OH
Why do you feel the need to make shitty stories up and lie on /r9k/?
If it would be at least funny...
>>24690821
whoops that's the joke ant size one
you really did it this time you knucklehead
>be me
>be on my brother's laptop
>all of a sudden the left 'mouse' button falls off
>don't want to feel responsible b/c honestly it just kinda happened for seemingly no real reason
>at the same time know that it's partially my fault b/c I'm the one using it
>know he's not gonna be happy
I hate myself.
>>24690750
shut the fuck up thoukos
DO WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS UNDER 18 OVER HERE???
>>24690810
I'm 22. I'm a NEET with no money so ever since my old laptop broke down, I've been using other people's.
Is he a robot, /r9k/?
>>>/s4s/
They'll enjoy your memeing more, you'll have more fun and people like me will have a better time at /r9k/. It's a win-win.
>good looking
>talented
>successful
>has obviously been laid, and had gfs
Oh yeah buddy he's a fucking robot for sure
>>24690587
>famous people
>robots
yeah, nah
>tfw my dad just closed a business deal that means the family will be reasonably well off
Even if I become a NEET I wont have to worry about money too much.
Nice blog you silver spoon faggot
>>24690511
You'll still be a robot
>>24690511
Silver spooner reporting in. Its nice to live in a lakehouse your parents bought for no reason. I will never worry about money again. Also I'm 6'2"
>make a thread on /a/ about an actually good classic anime from the 80s
>it dies with 0 replies
>>24690494
>implying anime is cool
>dirty /a/ dweller
go back to your mums basement and jerk into a hotpocket newfag
>implying anyone wants to talk about shit anime from 30 years ago
pls leave
>watching anime
>going on /a/
kek, they have shit taste anyways
How do normies do it? Right now I'm listening to two fags outside my room talking about types of dirt and rocks and I can't help but wonder, are they really interested in all that? Do they really wake up and think "Oh boy sure can't wait to learn all those measures, scientific names for rocks and underground rivers!"
Am I wrong in thinking that they don't really like it that much, but somehow still manage to do it, or do they really love it? I don't know if it's just me but I couldn't do it.
Hey rocks and geology are fascinating man.
Some people like rocks.
Some people like trains.
Do you like trains?
You gotta appreciate things even if they hurt you.
Like trains, do you like trains?
>>24690461
Get a load of this pleb who doesn't like rocks
Do you ever read books?
I find them much more tiring to read than reading 4chan every day.
>>24690008
>Do you ever read books?
Yes. Pretty fun tbqh family. Currently reading Thucydides. Him and Herodotus wrote some damn comfy stuff.
>I find them much more tiring to read than reading 4chan every day.
Well of course. It takes a lot more effort than reading a few sentences of shitposting on 4chan.
>>24690008
Mostly just leftist social theory
I used to be an avid reader (2-3 books a week).
But in the last few months I just stopped giving a shit. I find no enjoyment in reading anymoreJust kill me now
ive been going to subway every day ever since the Subway NEET threads started being posted. the thing is now the employees recognize me and say hi to me. cant i just get my sandwich in peace without the employees butting in to my personal life? there are no other subways around btw.
>>24689783
needs a golden state warrior foam finger
>>24689783
>>24689809
>nba pepe
fuck outta here you normie fucks
>>24689872
make me
u wont
>start dating girl
>sex twice a day
>continue dating
>two months in
>sex only twice a week
this sucks
So dump her lad, what's the problem?
>>24689777
I'd feel really bad about making her cry and desu she's probably the best I can get for a guy like myself
>>24689821
Suit yourself. But just remember that she would feel no guilt about hurting you if the situation was reversed.
Please stop gangstalking me. I know you've been entering my home and rearranging my furniture when I'm not there and it needs to stop. It's not funny, I know how you all stare at me from my blind spots when I'm getting groceries. Enough.
>>24689564
AM I BEING DETANED
I left a little gift for you in your house the last time you were out. Have you found it yet? :)
>>24689611
>>24689803
I will not be party to your sick cultural marxist MIND RAPE games. Real recognizes real, the psycho-psychiatric cryptojews can't put pills in every stomach and blood stream going to the brains where God separated light from dark, so you can't be too happy with yourselves before yesterday's count.
Please join me in my mission of disrupting normiebook and taking twitter to 10b+ users.
Let's build the first leg of my 9 part plan together. Robot twitter. Like black people twitter only imaginative and unchastised by leddit.
Follow me if you wsnt twitter.com/21y8L4VYr0R9 but make your own user reflecting your likeness and tweet a bit. Every once in a while, when feeling a reee coming on, blast that emotion to the public world wide web
Twitter.com, the haven of free speech derived from dispatch information systems
We're doing God's work lads
Thank you santa for the information super highway
>>24689473
how the fuck do you remember your username.
i sometimes even forget what my trip is. sometimes not sure if the lettuce comes before hardcore or after srsly
>>24689504
I dump every passing thought into simplenote senpai. Keeper of my secrets. No Windows app doe
>>24689504
Literal proof trip fags are retarded
