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Who /socialmediastalker/ here?
What's the latest anons?
I don't like to think of it as stalking, more so living vicariously through their photos and posts. I like to pretend like I went out and had fun at the club with my bros.Sometimes I want to save photos of fun night out and shoop myself in them to make it feel more real.
But I fear that might be crazy.
>>24690143
That's beautiful anon.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24690051
I only stalk to keep track of long distance girls I used to be with. It's gotten weird now because they for sure haven't thought about me in years
post pictures that sum up you're life
Original as fuck
>>24690025
you're a superconductor?
>>24690025
Going around Detroit on Google Maps and seeing nature retake the city is pretty interesting.
This is Dave. You will never be Dave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQQyMZqLIE
>>24689817
>tfw your dad will never be this proud of you
>>24690426
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! fuCK FUCK FUCK!!!
I'm actually glad my dad isn't like this with me. At least him being disappointed is more adult, the dad in this video acts like a retarded 10 year old who won't fuck off and leave you alone.
What do you think he was thinking, 10 minutes before he commenced the day of retribution
if only I had sex...
>>24689787
feels good to be beta
>>24689787
foiled by a door, how ungentlemanly
When did you stop trying to achieve anything in life?
For me it was drugs.
When it became apparent I would never have the opportunity to prove myself in battle. Everything else seems trivial by comparison.
I haven't given up entirely.
I never stopped trying.
I just realized that I can achieve nothing and my efforts are futile.
I will try. I will keep trying. My efforts are vain. I will fail. Failure is worthless. There is no value in trying if one eventually fails.
You are locked in your bedroom for the next hour. You have really take a shit, but you have no access to a working toilet at the moment.
What do you do?
in the trash can or out the window
or just shit in your hand and chuck out the window if poops are hard
or poop jug
hold it in
>>24689676
Would collecting all liquids in a container and submerging it in it prevent the smell?
Nostalgia thread, post pics (preferably artwork) that make you feel nostalgic. Am I alone in this coty edition.
>>24689648
City**, dumping my collection.
That would be cool if someone had the full gof for this one.
>>24689684
Gif dagnet
>>24689648
I hope this does it
The customer is always _____
>>24689578
Right
original comment
Deserving of death
Right (until they stop making me money)
>get $4/hr raise
>lay in bed for an extra hour every morning
how do i get the drive to aquire more wealth? i have a really nice PC, a good TV, my car isn't beautiful but i only drive to work & the grocery store so it does the job fine.
i am currently bulking so not trying to buy clothes or anything.
honestly my money just sits in the bank account in case of emergency. i have no gf so all i have to pay for is food, rent, gas, and gym membership.
how can i get ambition without having a gf to demand it from me?
i just don't know what to spend money on i have everything i want except a gf/family
Similar situation here. I have more than enough money to live comfortably with my frugal single life.
The only thing that would motivate me is working less hours, which is crazy dreamthink in Murica.
Wew lad, $4/hr?
Man, with those $16/hr you make you might even be able to get your pizza delivered some time.
>>24689576
i had $14/hr now i get $18. i dont think it's bad for living in a small town ($350/mo rent) and my first job ever.
what do i do as a result of getting paid more? i just sleep more and clock in at 11am generally. i work like 5-6hr days
Take a pic of your shit posting /r9k/ station.
no one here has a camera on their phones ?
I shitpost from my bed with an ipad.
>>24689603
>phones
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is PC gaming, dare I say it, reddit?
gaming is shit. a good game hasn't been put out since GTA5. i remember when there was hundreds of good games to choose from. now there is only one good game every 3 years.
fuck video games and the whole industry until they get their shit together
>>24689187
>GTA
>good
lol fucking casual normalfaggot
>>24689206
you're just trying to hard if you can't admit that rockstar has made some really good games. gta, manhunt, red dead, all pretty damn good.
but you are sort of right because tons of good games have been released since GTA5
"Everything's better with some wine in the belly"
>>24689107
he was fond of delicious foods
since he cannot get sex this was the only vice he could partake in
>>24689107
Truly a euphoric and enlightened sir
>everythings better with some semen in the uterus
Since the feds are working around the clock to keep the streets safe, the very least robots could do is voluntarly turn themselves in.
>Obsessive interest
>Anti-social behaviour
>Single
>Male
If you match this profile please turn yourself in, you're potentially lethal.
>>24689104
But I cannot reveal my secret identity senpai!
>>24689104
I want to know what my crime coefficient is
Hope it's at 0
B-but I don't wanna kill anyone.For now, hehehe...
Since we are at December already, let's talk about how your year went robots.
>was in a dead end shitty job
>had no gf
>barely any "friends" that wouldn't invite me to anywhere
>quit the shit job around July
>move to another city, got a job that pays well and you enjoy
>get your own place finally
>around Octoberfind a girl online, invite her to your place, spend a week with her
>lose virginity
>in November girl stops talking to you
>living in a cold house by yourself
>just go to work and come back home, don't know anyone in the new city, too autistic to meet people
>miss the girl, start drunk texting her, she blocks me
>be at the same position that you were at the start of the year, only with more money but more depressed
it was a roller coaster ride desu
OK.
>dead end shitty job, just like last year
>no gf, just like last year
>same friends as last year and the ten years before
>still khv
>still living in moms basement
The ride just never ends.
>finished my first year at new job
>saved up a little over 30k
>started dating a girl
>lost virginity
>moved in with gf
things are looking up I guess
>gf broke up with me
>tried to kill herself
>everything is okay with her - move on
>feel good after two months
>meet a girl
>nice girl
>she likes me
>i like her
that's it
Women should be constantly filled with cum and impregnated. The purpose of all living beings is to ensure the survival of their genetic code. If you can't afford kids, just give them away to a corporation and they'll use it for cheap labor. It's either that or not have children. As far as you're concerned, it amounts to the same.
Women need to be impregnated. They serve no other purpose.
OK f@m
What's up with all the shitposting this morning? Shouldn't you little kids be in college?
>>24688695
this
women should exist soley as cum deposits
