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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRevxD4FsRI
SMOTHERED
IM SMOTHEREDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KhGUE_KjIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
ITS ALL I WANT
ITS ALL I WANTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEwSfbE9IXc
ITT: We release our anger towards roasties and how we all want these roasties to fuck off this board. Also, we hate feminism and glorification of women ITT
Femanons and keks who can't handle insults towards women are advised to stay off this thread (cuz you're all pussies)
>>24693208
bump for support fAm
>>24693208
Came from the fembot feels thread. Holy fuck they are awful. Women are just plain pycho and evil.
>>24693272
>>24693280
I know right. That mystery bitch gets on my nerves for some reason.
There are keks in that thread too who are whiteknighting those bitches.
>finally get the courage to go through with a Tinder hookup
>girl comes over
>hot as fuck
>doing everything right
>stick it in
>condom on, rubbed one out earlier for stamina
>cum in less than a fucking minute
>spend the rest of the time making the occasional joke at myself
FUCK
I was even the first person to eat her asshole and I shit all over the experience my being a lightning rod
>>24693202
You should have worn two condors, f@m.
>>24693202
You'll be laughing about this in a few months. Just get back on the horse and keep going, man.
The Forest Service is hiring seasonal employees for the summer 2016. You could do something like silviculture and walk around the woods alone and collect tree density data or work as a wildland firefighter. I can almost guarantee that if you apply to enough locations you'll get hired somewhere. Just go to usajobs.gov and sign up.
>>24693158
This sounds really sweet. Good luck to everyone who applies.
>>24693158
>all west coast locations
>>24693158
>BS biology
>usajobs
>apply ~100 positions all over the country
>you are well qualified but not best qualified
>your resume was not forwarded for consideration at this time
Sup virginbros, /pol/fag here about to take out some dindus all around riverside. Jim Webb 2016
>>24693103
reported to the fbi lel
>>24693182
Good one joe
Please hit Riverdale next
We need someone to clean up the oil slick since the comics have gone SJW
How do you guys recover morale after you fuck up a social interaction?
>>24693045
Isolate myself for six months. Then try again.
i remember the most people i interact with are utter plebs. recovering from an intellectual defeat is hard though
EMBRACE YOUR WEIRNDESS AND STOP CARING
Normies will never accept you. The most you can ever do is toil your entire life to be their pet, and constantly accept their condescension and placing you in the bottom of the pegging order every time you make a flub, because their entire brains do nothing but socialise naturally.
You can never appease normies. They see people like you as ego boosts to keep around out of convenience, not friends.
Just picked up my Citalopram prescription.
Any experienced with SSRIs?
>>24693023
haha took it ONCE. instant serotonin syndrome, couldn't sleep for 3 days. never again
It made me feel amazing the first day and then its effects tapered off to be almost unnoticeable over the course of maybe a month. Which is like the opposite story you typically hear of them taking a long time to kick in. I had Zoloft though.
Hope it helps you anon godspeed
Took citalopram age 15-16 and just got on them again recently at age 20. For me they took several weeks to kick in. I still feel anxious and depressed a lot, but it's no longer completely debilitating. They won't cure you, but should make it easier to deal. Good luck anon.
Why do you robots hate this guy so much?
Because he has sex and I don't. I'm literally the definition of a hater. Rappers sing about me, I'm the reason many people are famous. I can't stop hating and I can't stop being insecure, whatcha gonna do about it? Haha that's what I thought
>>24692952
well he started out as a fleshed out character only to get shafted so other characters get glory, poor jobber.
>>24692952
It's not his fault.
He's just another pawn in this shitty game.
I've attempted to get girlfriends and they all leave me. Myself as a whole is ugly, inside and out.
The abuse I've suffered from as a child made it worse. I came home and all my now ex's stuff is gone and she stole the rent payment for this month. She forgot her hat and I've been lying in bed all day crying my eyes out.
I've been fired from my job 3 months ago, and haven't had any prospects since.
Sometimes I truly think its better to quit while you're ahead and this is what I'm going to do.
Tonight I'll be taking a charcoal barbecue and lighting it in my car. Breathing in the CO will slowly put me to sleep and just euthanize me.
My life has been nothing but pain. I don't have family, I don't have friends. Now I'm truly alone.
You guys have been with me for the past 2 years and had you fine people through the really bad times. This time however, I don't see it getting better.
I'll see you guys on the other side.
>>24692944
so long and good night
>>24692944
See ya there, slick.
Feels are real
Is she empowered?
>>24692937
They're both sexualized. Women exist only to be fucked.
She just looks overweight to me. The only reason you'd take the left is if you couldn't get the right.
Those terms are for women. They are intentionally vague so to be able to do anything female-centered as 'empowered' and non-female-centered as 'sexualized/objectified'. Don't try to find sense in 'feminist philosophy'.
Let's suppose that a filthy rich robot were looking for 1 (one) cute neet to be his personal onahole, what would tell him so that he would choose you?
>>24692893
These pictures are so dumb. Guys don't look like that unless they are below the age of 13. Men aren't that cute when they get older, not even close. And if they take hormones, they grow tits and their dicks shrink.
>>24692893
>Draws girl
>calls it a boy
>>24692932
>>24693029
Eh, it's still way hotter than if you said it was a girl.
Mass shooting in San Bernadino. Beta uprising now?
>>24692829
Kaffir getting what they deserve.
Allahu akbar.
Shooter identified. The absolute madman!
>>24692829
another one? jesus christ america get your shit together
>gosh anon your such a dumb loserbut your my dumb loser
Your facial structure is a dumb loserbut it's my dumb loser
Do I even need to ayy it?
>>24692834
>your jokes suck anon
Who /vape/ here?
Just picked up an ego-t and like it so far, though for forty bucks I don't have the highest expectations.. Still not totally off tobacco, though.
Let's discuss vaping, yes?
Thanks for starting this thread op, I really appreciate the chance to learn more about this exciting new hobby.
>>24692916
You are welcome anon. I am happy to help others discover something they might otherwise not know about.
>>24692796
That's a shit setup and you got ripped off, but its a start I suppose.
Does R9K respects free as FREEDOM software and is using gnu/linux? I think linux and all computers hobbys are great for robots, and linux is the step that we need to take. And of course normise can't into linux and bsd, so there is nice autistic loving community that will help you out.
few things need to work, like drivers, x.org or game, BUT THIS IS A SMALL i mean realy small price for freedom and being secure.
I will try to convice you and help you out there with linux, please downaload linux mint or ubuntu todat.
MINT site is down so mirror: mirror.ufs.ac.za/linuxmint//stable/17.3/linuxmint-17.3-cinnamon-64bit.iso
Watch out for those typos, anon. Wouldn't want to mistype cd for dd one day.
>>24692769
>ubuntu
Opinion discarded.
>>24692854
mint is ubuntu - unity
>>24692823
sorry but i am slight retaered about typing i don't even know why , but i get problems writing anything
