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I will commit suicide tomorrow.
Goodbye fellow robots.
>>24697856
See you on Friday.
>>24697856
Why not now?
See you tomorrow anon.
I'm pretty sure this girl is interested in me but she has a bf of 5 years, 4 of them long distance. The signs are there, plus the fact that she hits me up tohang out a lot. Sometimes she mentions her bf but never out of the blue. Like tonight she was drunk and said she would call him to let him know shes drunk. Shes very dufferent a round me than with other guys, really touchy feely, always seeking my attention and physical contact. What does it mean ?
come on robots
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>>24697849
>What does it mean ?
It can mean one of these three things:
>she might want to cheat on her bf with you
>you are the back-up guy
>she enjoys the attention and flirting but not more
Ordering from Dominos for delivery. How much should I tip at the door?
10% of total
$5
That's a fair and decent amount for your meal.
>>24697815
$0.10
That way he knows you didn't just forget.
let me explain it cunts
fa.m got filter'd into senpai
combining the two yields fampai
pham is an alt. spelling of fa.m that cuccs the filter
fampai + pham = phampai
shorten a couple letters and you get phanpy
this made a lot of sense in my head desu phanpy
i'm all for this, phanpy a qt
>>24698182
i appreciate the support tbqh phanpy
It seems a little forced desu Phanphy
And its a long word compared to "senpai"
>tfw you are a 20 year old khhv
>tfw you have no friends
>even your parents don't respect you and despise you
>you don't even have a passion to put your mind into
>out of every possibility you ended up like this
>in high school you thought you were different and normalfags were unconscious ignorant brats
>tfw you finally realize your huge mistake
>it's too late because you didn't adapt on time
>you are on the verge of extinction and the world is run by themand the only place you could express yourself is now full of them
>>24697800
Keep going, I'd like to see the inner workings of you mind. I have just turned 20 I empathize
You left out:
>be so new and omega that you actually believed the poorly forced maymay that r9k was a hugbox for your kind.
>>24697877
Well, since I never really experienced anything of the teenage years, I'm probably still a child inside (I don't play video games,or have that kind of autistic behavior though). I didn't manage to adapt to the "corporate, real world" , and I still delude myself on the perception of life as a "good,just ,experience". Never had a girlfriend, I used to talk to girls, but they never were really interested in me. Thinking that I believed I stood a chance makes me sick. I didn't turn into a bitter aggressive person, but frustration and feels do come along. What's your life? Career? Friends? Family?
Is there a way to get out of this misery, or is it an inner inescapable condition?my most recurrent feel is that I think I was always like this, even as a child
I've given up and am writing my suicide note. Any robots got some feel lines/phrases I could put in it? I can't even write a suicide note. I'm a waste of oxygen.
I love you guys.
>>24697719
"I'm a huge fucking faggot."
>>24697719
Copy and paste Elliot's Manifesto but change the author to you.
>>24697810
plagiarism alert
If not why? It's 2015 and no one is illegal!
>>24697711
Eh, as long as they don't get welfare and have to live with the niggers. I own a FAL for the express purpose of if there is a happening
No humans are illegal, but posting b8 this poor is a criminal offense.
IT'S 2015 YOU GUYS !!!!!!!!!! CMONNN
2015
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>tfw finally lowered my standards to fat girls
>texting her for a few days
>took her for drinks last sunday
>text her during the week
>she asks me if im up to anything at the weekend
>tell her i would like to meet up
>"haha no"
>she continues to text me after that
what the fuck am i missing here. i mean, i have lowered my standards as far as they will go and women still aint giving me the time of the day.
thanks for the reminder; i'd rather be into girls out of my league and alone than be with a boring fat woman.
>>24697611
Cut contact and switch to escorts.
>>24697611
You're probably extremely ugly with a little boy body. Try lowering yourself to ugly and fat woman.
>children get older
>and Im getting older too
Well, I've been afraid of changing.
>>24697588
The song actually inspired a super hero idea for me, the hero is a really over the top superman-boyscout-type. Flies around has various random and totally off the wall powers sometimes. The other heroes think he's really bizarre, powerful though. He kind of shows up at random too.
Turns out his "secret identity" is a little boy and the hero is actually the boys imaginary friend. The boy doesn't have a good home life, he sits in front of the T.V. watching super heroes fight on the news, rooting for his "friend" who he has no idea he's actually CONTROLLING, he's not a separate entity.As the boy grows older the hero reflects his personality and changes. He becomes darker and edgier when the kid is going through middle school and then becomes more hip and laid back when he goes through highschool.
Eventually the boy learns the hero was inside of him all along and the two merge and become one as an adult.... or the hero leaves. Haven't decided.
Anyways, Landslide is his theme song.
>>24697834
That actually sounds like a decent idea. Work it out somehow before you blab it more and someone steals it
>big and strong on the outside
>sensitive robot on the inside
>>24697494
>tfw genius with no work ethic
>small and weak on the outside
>small and weak on the inside
what you see is what you get
>lift for qts
>get big and strong
>grills check me out and have even approached me
>they realise I'm an autistic robot
And lose interest
>realise too late women case more about confidence than muscles and good looks
>continue lifting anyway because I love it
>entering a local strongman contest
>lifting has become my identity
Feels bad. Nothing better when a girl checks you out or you see her looking at you in the Window reflection on the train or bus but nothing worse when her smile turns to a frown when she realises what an autist you are.
>make a leddit account
>visit a sub called "me_irl"
>get my first post removed because I had the word "fag" in it
>mods tell me I have to apologize
>send a picture of a dick jizzing out the words "I'm sorry"
>get perma'd and muted
Tumblr is leaking onto other sites now?
me_irl is run by /r/shitredditsays mods
If you don't know what SRS is they are basically the saltiest cunts on the planet
>>24697464
No. This is just common redditard autism.
>>24697464
>>make a leddit account
why tbhq senpai
Face it: Have you ever wanted to be a woman?
your life would be so much better everyone will understands you and wants to be around you and no matter what you will have a white collar job if you even want to work you can just marry a man to do all the work
>>24697438
why would I want to be an inferior being?
My friend and I had this discussion today. We figure the only downsides are periods and being weak as shit. Still worth it.
>>24697438
It would be like asking if I would like to be a retard.
>the simplest thing would make me happy
>never have to work
>never have to do anything
>retard strength
>can do Hannis acts with out worrying about being called out or judged (thanks sjw)
But at the end of the day I like the feeling of comradery, not being useless and not being a burden.
>I have a very large vidya game collection with 900+ steam games and hundreds of games ranging across the consoles too
>my not too fat for someone my age and height.
>I have a girlfriend and we have sex regularly.
I kissed a very attractive skeleton skateboarder guy on the lips
You're past the hump, wagekek. Only two more days until your next two days of freedom.
>>24697317
Mummy always gives me a mid-week treat on hump day
You're confined to your bedroom all day. You are in prison.
>>24697683
Prison implies he can't leave, checkmate
Has anyone quit drinking here? I've tried going to a meeting but I have really bad anxiety so I made it through one meeting, didn't say a word and then just got in my car and sped off
I would just say fuck it but I've developed high blood pressure so I need to quit before I have a stroke at 26
Go to the hospital and get medically detoxed. You can die from detoxing off of alcohol.
Nope, I actually started.
>>24697383
I'm aware, last time I was without booze for a while I had a seizure.
Problem is I can't afford to take time off work to be in a hospital
![250px-231Phanpy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JFkD8ne.png "250px-231Phanpy[1]")
