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>he doesn't smoke cigarettes
I smoke cigarettes i'm gonna tell ya, don't get into this vicious habit that will fill in a void that had absolutely no need of being filled
Now when I have fuck all to do I feel like fucking my lungs up, while a year ago I didn't have this feel
I quit.
Smoking is only fun while you're doing it, it's not fun when you NEED that cigarette in the morning
>when I'm watching my TV
>and that man comes on to tell me how white my shirts can be
>but he can't be a man because he doesn't smoke
What's your opinion on Hotline Miami?
>>24697114
>What's your opinion on Hotline Miami?
Overrated meme game
>>24697144
You think?
Original comment, nigga
First one was really good.
Second one was a self-indulgent, terribly designed mess of a game.
Whoever decided those hawaii levels were a good idea was a stupid fucking idiot.
>post my art on /ic/ so i can get some critique
>not a single person replies
>take my time to respond to every single person in a thread who posted something asking for critique
>something like 15 people tagged in my comment
>attach my image and ask for critique in return
>only a single person replies, telling me my art is terrible and I should just give up
why are people such assholes? I'm always told, "if you want something bro, just give back to others and you'll get something in return" and then nobody ever fucking returns any favor to me. I'm just a human piece of shit, a fucking tool to further other people's goals, but nobody will help me with mine.
It's like the whole planet is circle-jerking, but the second I step in, everyone stops and starts throwing trash at me.
>>24697035
Post your art and I'll give you an honest critique.
Promise.I won't even be a dick about it.
>>24697035
>>24697272
Same, I'll offer my critique, but I don't promise to not call it bad if it's bad.
>>24697035
I will also judge your shit <3.
If you could rape one celebrity, who would it be?
>>24697008
Wouldn't rape anyone even if I didn't get caught
>>24697032
lol funny post man
BIG JEWISH
ITT: Cartoon shows that have amazing music but most people think they are for Tumblrfags and autistic manchildren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JARVfb-FBg
Seriously though this show is pretty amazing...
>he watches cartoon network
laughingwhores.jpeg
>>>tumblr
go now pls
>>24696982
>>24696960
Welp these were the kind of responses I was expecting, also this is really the only thing I watch on CN.
I don't date stacy whores anyway so let them laugh...
Is this a case of "You need a job to get experience, you need experience to get a job"?
What's the point of living when you have to fight just to be c(u)cked?
>>24696887
>have to have been in a relationship to get relationship experience
>cannot get relationship experience without having been in a relationship
Dating and the job market are two sides of the same normalfag coin.
>>24696931
Don't forget
>have to have friends to make friends
>>24696887
>tfw been pretending to have a stable of whores since 6th grade
>tfw it works
Just act like you have a lot of girls wanting your attention and other girls will want your attention.
Tell me what to draw like shit in mspaint
>>24696834
catdog smoking weed while having sex with each other
>>24696834
Draw Barack Obama as a lizard man letting Syrians crossing a border.
Draw me a reason to live
Who else /paidtochill/ here?
>tfw done with work early
>tfw have two hours to eat beef jerky, listen to music and shitpost in a heated vehicle bickin back bein bool.
>>24696801
op is that aubrey plaza masturbating? Please sauce me on it bro
>work at college
>make id cards
>talk to some qt grills here and there
>spend majority on time on Netflix
>>24696961
It's a shitty movie where she fucks a lot.
Disregard it.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Syria tomorrow.
Thanks for letting us know brother!!!! YOU ARE A MAD MAN!!!
>>24696800
\
eggman pls don't do it
But my plane ticket is nonrefundable.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/short-drop/simple-suspension
>Effective strangulation could be achieved by simply bending the knees, putting them on the floor, sitting or lying down
How is this possible?
Wouldn't the person just stand up?
>>24696794
well if you have it tied somewheres and its putting pressure on your neck I'd imagine it'd work.
Remember OP, if you pussy out you'll get permanent brain damage.
>>24696911
If i'm sitting, can't I just stand up to relieve the pressure?
>"hehe bet I'll get a gf this year you watch /r9k/!"
>december 2nd
>still no gf
Oh, stupid 2014 me...
I thought I was gonna get a gf. I thought 2015 was gonna be the year I'm FINALLY becoming a normie.
I thought moving to a different cities would change everything.
I thought I was gonna get friends, a gf, multiple sex partners and happiness.
But I'm still here.
>>24696754
>wanting a girlfriend
>not observing the underlying biological mechanisms under your desires
>not realizing you just want validation, to know that what you're experiencing is not a dream
>and to not get the clap
metaphorically shaking my head
would someone please just end my pain and suffering
If you could make love to one celebrity, who would it be?
Prime ScarJo
prime jessica alba
>>24696775
thus guys has the right idea, Emma Watson comes a close second even if her feminist views are shit.
Post a more perfect female
>>24696727
Ok, Hideo.
can't
robot fuck off
no post without text supermeme
who /desolate/ here?
so I just messaged the girl I like admitting my feelings for her knowing full well she has a bf and that she probably doesn't like me
how's your night going lads?
i tried computer duster for the first time
4/10 rating
>>24696681
>I just messaged the girl I like admitting my feelings
>knowing full well she has a bf
Both of these things are stupid. The messaging part especially. Look, this is basic common sense. Unless your message is gonna be "hey bby wan sum fuk" then you are not ever going to get any kind of positive response. Talk to people face-to-face like a human being when expressing human emotions.
>>24696705
computer duster? as in getting rid of dust inside of the computer?
Anyone who rapes females is a hero in my book. Even if he rapes female children.
Only normie whiteknight faggots will get butthurt and i am telling you female lovers to fuck off from r9k.
Please off yourself dude
Also sage
>>24696698
Get off the board normie. If you love females then this is no place for you. To me they are less than animals that i consume.
>>24696711
Jesus, this is why you'll be alone forever you fucking NEET scum, also when did I say I loved females? Rape is just fucked and you are too, especially if you'd rape kids.
Good luck in a couple years when you end up in jail for CP or molesting a little cousin, keep jacking off to loli until then
