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How the hell do you even get a job? I have no friends and contacts. The job applications have a thousand requirements and previous experience. Damn I just don't understand how they hire druggies and single mothers. I need help! I'm thinking of just lying on a applications
>>24696011
do you have any practical skills?
Apply to one of those jobs that normies turn their noses up at, like fast food, oil change tech, custodian, car washer, dish washer and such. Then build up a 6 month track record as a reliable workaholic and apply for a better job at another place.
>>24696011
Dunno man, I have a job but I didn't get it through job hunting. My mum let me work at her place. Every job I've ever personally applied for, I've been rejected. Don't know what I'll do if I get fired/lose my job. I have no life skills whatsoever so finding my own job will be impossible. I'll probably just an hero when that day comes.
Got sauce on that semen demon?
Stats thread? Stats thread. Ye
wtfistahticantevenpostfuckthisshit
>>24695781
you seem pretty cool op
>>24695781
we could meet jbc ;ppp pretty plebby culture choicec imo but plus for oddworld. And we are totally same age and country. Location???
Finally a thread with the right image edition.
What sort of advent calender do you lads have?
Cadbury's dairy milk myself, lovely little pick me up in the morning.
>>24695359
I don't have 1 cause I'm not 12
>>24695359
Basic 1 quid Cadbury's one from the pound shop.
Any manlets here wear lifts?
5'7.25" and meme'd my way up to 5'9"
Problem is, my lower back and hamstrings are really starting to hurt. What do?
>>24694289
>Problem is, my lower back and hamstrings are really starting to hurt. What do?
stretch, mobility work, improve form.
5'7.75" here
>mfw it wasn't an original comment
>>24694289
>even though he was 5ft 7in
>even though
yknow the tags my butterflies
DORKSKROD
>>24694086
nederland editie.
geen dikke negers toegelaten
bampity bump. ill be on later
What's your normie job in Tamriel /r9k/
I work for Belethor, at the general goods store.
I'd probably end up as one of the beggars who asks the pc to steal booze and porn statues
>>24693588
>forester
>caravan guard
>apothecary
>traveling peddler
>hermit>brothel bouncer
ITT: most important lessons you've learned in the past few years.
> I am not nearly as smarted I think I am
Never go to cooking class on heroin
Jusbeeurself fun what the robot thinks
Life is a single player, not a cooperative multi player.
If another cumskin gives me this dumb beta smile I'm knocking there shit the fuck out.
>>24692088
Thats a look of disgust, not a smile.
>implying your asian beta manlet self is going to punch anyone
>>24692088
And you'll be the reason for another blacklivesmatter protest.
>>24692118
White people give this look to each other, it's a submissive smile to show there weak nature and display they aren't fit to compete, so they give a weak smile almost as a bow down to show they are the inferior race.
What are your thoughts when you're laying in bed trying to sleep?
I usually self insert as half of one of my favorite yuri pairings from a currently-airing anime, and cuddle with my rolled up comforter, who is the other half of said yuri pairing
what happens when we die
also the occasional wondering about things going on at the time
>>24690541
I didn't realize how big of a faggot I was until I posted this and read it back, oh well feels good
Sup, wagekek? How are you doing? Another day, another dollar.
Eeeeeeeyyyyyy l'm just waiting for the kids to prepare. Have fun playing vidya while l ensure a future for my family you loser
>l-l fucked my friend's fleshlight once
:^) come on faggot, nobody will miss you, why don't you try improving eh ?
Hit the gym, get a new haircut, get a job. Living with your mom won't be as cool once you're 35with no experience
>>24686351
Normie wagie here
Going to subway today for lunch
Getting a delicious nurtrious subway sandwich made especially for ME but a qualified subway blah blah blah
How do you feel about that you parasite?
>>24686351
Why are you waking up as early as a wakekek?
>ITT Nicknames normies gave you in HSWTF basis did they find for Papa Roach, makes no FUCKING sense
>>24685227
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
they were calling you an emo edgelord, OP
I still get called "Captain", which makes me smile
"ACDC guy"
I wore an old jacket given to me for one day and this nickname stuck with a couple people from Junior year til Graduation.
I don't understand it.
nose
just 'nose'
This is another reminder to never talk to a Stacy if you aren't an attractive Chad. She will royally fuck your shit up.
She changed her twitter to @__jukie in the last hour or so.
>>24682036
what a total cunt, that was some smooth shit desu.
Charge your fucking phone, bitch!!
>>24682036
Eh. She overreacted but you crossed a boundary. It would have been better to ask that in person right when she got out of the car.
>tfw can't achieve proper water/milk ratio for my coffee
>tfw coffee is either too watery or too milky
The world is a cruel dark place.
Just drink it black, baby
>>24700620
>not putting butter in your coffee
t. /int/
>>24700620
>>24700675
>not honey
top pleb
>tfw she will NEVER LITERALLY NEVER be your gf
>>24700281
Do you see that jaw line? Shitty genes.
Probably gives crap blow jobs too.
Fine. Not attracted to Russian Chink mixes like Katya anyway.
>>24700323
>Not marrying a girl with a manly jawline so your son will have one too.
Gotta plan ahead m8.
Why is everyone is Japan a pedophile?
I mean NHK Youkoso is one thing but this is fucking Clannad.
Are the Nippon Jews using social engineering through cartoons to eliminate old world values?
You literally do not know what the word "pedophile" means.
>>24700147
Lolicons and Pedos are one and the same.
Don't kid yourself.
How is Clannad pedophile? Nagisa even is older than Tomoya.
