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I'm thinking of getting a Russian mail order bride. Anyone know anything about the industry?
I know some of you had to have be at least a little curious.
>>24704631
From my research, it's not worth it. At best, she'll just be a deadfish that just does what you want without emotion. At worst, she still cares about her old family and talks and sends money to them more often than she would interact with you.
>>24703983
Bad idea, she's just trying to rob you blind. If she actsl ike she wants to marry oyu, it's just to get citizenship and then divorce to take half oyur stuff.
DON'T DO IT
>tfw you pull up beside a cop car at a red light on your motorcycle while on a suspended license
>tfw you open that throttle and fly off at a green light leaving the cops without a trace
I didn't choose this life.
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>>24703968
You've never done this, though.
>>24703995
Actually my license is suspended for 12 months and i regularly do it and still ride everyday.
Good try though low-test.
Today, I'm going to teach you NEETs how to make shrimp etouffee. We'll be using a recipe from Paula Deen, available at
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/shrimp-etouffee-recipe.html
For those of you outside the US, reference this picture. Sorry that it's a little small.
Two quick changes: I substituted gluten-free all purpose flour for normal flour and doubled the recipe.
First, lay out all your ingredients. Prepare all the vegetables as listed, chopping your yellow onion, green pepper, and celery. Mince the garlic or use preminced from a jar. 1 tbsp of chopped garlic from a jar is equal to one clove. Mince your parsley (i used a blender for this because I'm lazy) and mince your green onions.
Peel your shrimp, if needed. I used large shrimp. Save the shells and put them in a bag in the freezer if you'd like to make delicious seafood stock.
Now let's actually start cooking. Grab a stockpot and heat it on low. Add the oil and flour, then whisk together. It should be sort of paste like. Whisk this CONSTANTLY over LOW heat for 15-20 minutes until it turns a caramel brown color and makes a noticeable smell.
This is about how it should look when it's done. Mine's a little dark because I was too busy shitposting to notice I overdid it slightly.
FUCK. Rejected again. Why do I even try anymore. I must be delusional. I thought the signs were crystal clear but apparently I was just being autistic again.
i know dude then you went and cried about it on /r9k/ you fucking loser
can't you faggots take this shit to /soc/ or /adv/ instead
dont you get tired of these threads?
>>24703933
No we dont. This is what r9k is for. Losers enjoy venting to other losers. It is you who needs to fuck off, Norman.
>>24703908
Chin up, lad. That's a pretty polite let down and you handled it well. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about, even if you feel discouraged right now.
>weed's not addictive bro, you can stop any time
who /detox/
who /depression/ /insomnia/ /fatigue/ /depersonalization/ /cravings/
When i don't have weed i chain smoke cigarettes, feels bad man if i always had weed i would ditch the cancer sticks.
i'm schizophrenic!! i smoke weed all the time, and i'm not sure if it really even makes me happy or is worth doing, but having some sort of "constant" when it comes to your thought process makes it feel like you have more control
>>24703881
i was molested/had my face cut open when i was younger
quite often i would be awake for 36+ hours as a teenager, completely sober, just fucked up from past experiences and unable to sleep
when i smoke weed i sleep a lot but it makes me feel bad in some ways too. coughing, coming down, makes me feel stupid sometimes.
i've been sick with a cold and haven't smoked, my dreams are coming back. i'm a little afraid.
Why are there so many DerpXM threads lately?
It's uch a shitty substance which is why they still haven't made it illegal, shouldn't /r9k/ being growing shrooms in their closets instead of fucking over their brains just so things can look weird for about 24 hours
Robots don't have "connections" to actual drugs.
The bitcoin system is too difficult to navigate, rendering online transactions impossible.
Why not just go to the grocery store and buy some shit that's cheap and effective?
>>24703859
Did you not read the post? You can literally grow your own shrooms for less than a dumbass bottle of cough medicine buttmunch
>>24703819
>so things can look weird
I don't think that's why most people abuse cough medicine. I know personally I do it for the body high primarily, feels nice and warm. Also nice is how it completely silences my internal monologue so I can just lie in my bed and notice everything around me without the usual internal noise getting in the way.
>shrooms
I honestly prefer DXM to shrooms. Have tried both a relatively large number of times. Shrooms always make me feel a little on edge. DXM on the other hand shuts down all sense of anxiety better than any other drug I've tried.
i want to be a good raid leader but i dont know how
Belive in the person your guilders believe you are
>>24703837
i want everyone to succeed and ive been training very hard with them since the main guild cliques shuts out everyone else
wat realm/faction OP
anyone else think other people on the internet are wierd, from reddit,imgurl etc and only us 4channers can actually express ourselves?
>>24703713
they all follow a script, and pride themselves with their history, interweb points and the fake personality they've created.
We're genuine, because we don't have a character to follow, we're just ourselves. Every every post for itself, with few boundaries.
>>24703873
quality post m8
upboated
>us 4channers
Fucking disgusting. Leave.
>tfw gf
>tfw she tells me about her crazy past sexcapades
>tfw would rather be one of those guys
I got the gf but now I don't think I want one anymore. Would rather just be a player. What do?
>>24703579
What did she do?
You make this thread, and don't give us details on what she did, OP.
>>24703579
keep her around, but play the field and dump her when you find something better.
You don't want to go back to >tfwnogf
do you?
>>24703683
this. share that shit or fuck off faggot
Hey anon, we heard you were single, wanna go out?
Only proper response is to ignore, it's obviously a trap to lure you into a humiliating situation
>>24703557
Yes to the left . Right you are too plain and chubby.
Fuck off, whore.
You're not getting a single bump of this coke.
out of ten how much ?
dubs deicde numbrerty
10/10 where yo live kid?
>>24703543
you should try lifting weights. your head looks really big with how narrow your shoulders are and it looks kind of stupid
Only normies are dreaming of a white Christmas
>#NoLivesMatter
Nihilistic Mysthic.
>dreaming of a white Christmas
>white Christmas
>white
>christmas
>>>/pol/
Get the fuck out you racist shitlord I've never felt so triggered than I do in this moment
tfw no 1plate gf
>>24703533
she's using the pussy pad though
>>24703533
Shouldn't she have a belt on?
And someone to spot?
>>24703757
yeah i'll spot her alright...
hey whats eggmans snapchat
>>24703527
EggInABasket
hello what is eggman s snapchat
boiledegg
This is what has been on their front page all day, second only to the Hajji mass shooting news.
Normies think this shit is legitimate advice. It's just the long form of "stop being sad faggot"
I swear to god they're just not conscious beings.
>>24703481
>just make some friends bro!
reddit is a terrible website
I hope everyone there dies
>>24703481
>>24703601
>stop hanging out with shitty people
>find friends through similar interests
>this is normie advice
Reddit is gay, but you two are gayer.
>>24704229
>implying the first is relevant and anyone that isn't a masochist actually seeks out shitty friends
>implying the 2nd isn't """"advice"""" we've already heard 200 times
hard to make friends through your interests when they're enjoyed by either 40 year old racist men (guns) or underage autistic children (tech and vidja)
