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>mfw getting a blowjob tomorrow by my fwb at uni
>mfw pay day tomorrow too
>mfw gonna drive home and pick up Fallout 4
Who else getting some action tomorrow?
Any of you bros looking forward to tomorrow?
How's your day gonna be?
>Fallout 4
As expected of normiecuks.
>>24709259
I'm getting some action tonight, just waiting for her to come over. Gonna get drunk watch GoT while she blows me, I'm hyped.
ill fuck your mother
If Kanye could love again, I can too, right?
If you have his drive and confidence, you can do anything.
>>24709232
That's it, isn't it? I sure don't have that now. I don't feel like I have a meaningful life, and that makes drive and confidence hard.
>>24709327
The only way that we'll ever prevail is if we force ourselves. Some people can live effortlessly, others have to force themselves.
Where were you when /r9k/ got removed?
In my apartment at college and was really confused because I couldn't find the page and IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
I texted a friend to ask if he knew what was up and that I was worried and he replied in all caps "BETA AS FUCK" and I had a little chuckle to myself. I still remember that old phone I used for it, it was one of the slide open ones with a nice clicky qwerty keyboard.
Was really sad that /r9k/ was gone but migrated back to /tg/. Was super excited when it came back.
was this before or after it got deleted?
I got home from school and logged onto my 4chan account to see if any qts from /d/ would wanna meet up
I'm in a public toilet, taking a shit.
>reading r9k threads
>the usual shit reason material
>being giggling to self at a thread
>decide to screencap for future reference
>phone makes camera shutter noise
>some random guy "did someone just take a picture
>everyone in stalls begins panicking
>"it came from the stall next to me"
>everyone is banging on my stall
>too autismo to turn typing noise off
>I'm literally sweating and crying as I type his
What do robots?!
>>24709088
Say your doctor told you to send him pictures of your stool because he thinks you have AIDS
>>24709088
>Yea dude my fucking log was massive. I'm about to send it to my GF and gross her out hahahaha
>>24709088
I needed that, lmfao.
So, pretty cut and dry, I'm going to kill myself. I decided months ago that I'd use formic and sulfuric acid to produce carbon monoxide and just slowly fade away. I have them in an online cart right now, hovering over the SUBMIT button.
I guess, I don't know, I wanted to talk a little before I committed to it. I'm not looking for attention, not looking to be talked down or talked up. I don't really want to talk about myself, I just want to talk.
What do you guys think happens after death? Definitely not a Heaven or Hell in the Christian sense. But I'm afraid to accept that it may just be nothing. I want to believe that there's some higher or parallel plane of reality that awaits when we die... Is that reasonable or delusional?
Do you have any friends or family that killed themselves? Is there anything you wish they said before they did it? I might be a selfish prick, but I don't want to fuck up other people's lives on my way out.
>TL;DR- faggot going to commit sudoku, how's it going?
>Do you have any friends or family that killed themselves? Is there anything you wish they said before they did it? I might be a selfish prick, but I don't want to fuck up other people's lives on my way out.
They will get over it. Don't let your family stop you.
>>24709083
Just do it
Who cares what comes after death if your life is shit right now? It could end up being that part of when you're asleep but can't remember it afterwards, just blank nothing forever. You won't know the difference
I tried to off myself a few years ago. There isn't really anything you can say to make it any better. You'll have killed yourself and they'll wonder why you did it and probably blame themselves for it
>>24709107
They're not, I just want to make it as easy on them as possible. But I also can't really gauge how much of an impact I have on the 20 or so people I care about. I don't know if it would be nice to write each of them an individual letter, or just presumptuous.
>step on scale for the first time in 4 years
>689.4 lbs
I only feel a little bit disappointed desu. At least I should qualify for disability checks now.
>not addressing the problem before the 600lb mark
>eat like shit
>never exercised once in my life
>skinnfat 130lbs
I mean, I'll never get laid, but hey, fuck it
Enjoyed 2 Big Macs for dinner tonight
>mfw
>step on scale
>error
Mine
>Get job
>Use money to buy healthy food
>Use money to get mental health help
>Start to exercise and take care of my body
>Find some good friends
>Find a non slutkek girl to marry
>Have kids
>Live normie life
>Die happy
if true love isn't real
>Breath in the helium gas
You can't take anything with you when you die, this includes happiness. So why not skip it all together and order up them hellium tanks?
>>24709035
>Graduate
>Maybe go to grad school right out of undergrad
>Get a full-time job in my field after graduation (unlikely)
>Save money
>Get car
>Get apartment
>Acquire physical goods
>Eventually do master's stuff
>Get PhD
>Be cool professor at some university when I'm old as balls and don't give a fuck anymore
True love doesn't exist mate. We love what we have around us because we need to make due. That's why I'm hoping the hedonism pans out for me
>dick around and smoke weed in community college for a few more years
>whenever I eventually move out of my parents house if I'm not completely hideous try to transition to female
>do photoshoots for grooby
>accumulate money
>buy more weed
if that doesn't work I'll kill myself, no hesitation
>get drunk every night
>400mg of caffeine before work every morning
How will this affect me in the long run?
How drunk each night and how much sleep are you getting?
And how is your diet?
>>24709046
Diet is pretty shit. I eat a lot of white bread and lots of carbs but I only eat like twice a day most days and dont drink soda only water. I drink around 4-5 beers(or the equivalent) I guess I get drunk pretty easily. I get around 7 hours of sleep.
>>24709080
You should be fine for a long long time. I'm surprised you even need that much caffeine in the morning desu
any shy girls wanna cuddle and fuck in washington?
You gotta ask /soc/
Fuck off normie.
Reported, by the way.
>>24708889
too drunk to read that.
>TFW No Squid Waifu
>>24708823
>wanting tight, delicious inkling
mah nigga
>mfw browsing the same board as pedophlic zoophiles
>>24708823
>tfw no... better not finish this sentence
>love history
>could talk about it all day
>one of the few things I can read about with my ADHD because it captures my interest so much
>post about it on /his/
>generally get ignored or only get troll replies
>post about it on redditin b4 plebbit
>downvoted into oblivion because my conclusions and analysis doesn't fit with mainstream views
>pretty much the same elsewhere on the internet
>can't study history because mother died when I was 16, I had a nervous breakdown, no help with mental health issues and failed high school
Why is society geared to tread on people's dreams?
>>24708705
>post about it on /his/
post thread
wow you're just full of excuses huh?
well just so you know ADHD is fake, the guy who invented it said this on his deathbed a month or go back
enjoy all the labels you put on yourself m80
Because society is shit and so are you.
Embrace it.
Is Craigslist a reasonable place to have sex with women?
Has anyone fucked someone through Craigslist?
Or are they all just prostitutes?
>>24708700
cl was kinda okay in my area for meeting cougars, pretty much dried up when the newspapers started hyping every cl killer incident after getting butthurt over cl killing the classifieds biz.
>>24708700
just go to your local backpages site if youre looking for a hooker or something to fuck
>>24708742
I dont really wanna pay for a hooker
not dishing out a few hundred
fuck that
I also dont like the idea of paying for sex
Help me /r9k/ I think I've finally cracked. We all know the pressures of masculinity can cause you to crack and shoot up a school but I've cracked in a different weirder way; I really want to be a woman now. I've always been curious, inserting as the girl in porn since I was 10 but largely ignored it until my male life started to collapse around my ears. I have never had a gf despite many years of trying, I've dropped out of two universities, never had a job, now heavily reclusive and agoraphobic basically an all round mess and now the only thing that gets me out of bed is the thought of waking up female and leaving all the bullshit demands of masculinity behind. Marry a rich husband and chill out is my main fantasy. Years of anti depressants and hatred of women have actually caused my male sex drive to drop to nothing, I used to fuck hookers and I got bored of that, now I only ever fantasize about sex with men. I feel like the Marxist kikes have really got me, they made life as a man so difficult that they've twisted me up into wanting to cut off my dick and be someone's bitch. But on the other hand I kinda did always have these feelings in a small way and my male life is FUBAR may as well give up and take the opportunity to escape being a beta straight male. What does /r9k/ think?
Maybe killing yourself is the answer
Until you find a path that doesn't involve anyone's standards but your own, you'll never be content. Take a week to figure out what you'd like to do, then start making plans
>>24708688
Don't become a tranny bro. They end up killing themselves. If you really want to be someone's bitch, just go find a gay guy to dominate you. There's plenty of them around.
>wake up
>time to play Just Cause 3 and forget about the world for several hours
>>24708668
>forget about the world for several hours
>whilst watching loading screens
>wake up
>time to go to work at mcdonalds for 7 hours
Fml
>tfw video games don't distract me from depression anymore.
Who /asexual/ here?
>never had any sexual molestation or trauma
>still find people attractive
>capable of having relationships
I've just never felt the need to have sex, my body doesn't really want it.
>>24708621
Might be a brain tumor.
I'd ask for a MRI of your head. at your local hospital, if I were you.
>>24708621
Do you masturbate?
>>24708621
I am
>>24708671
I don't, never have. Never felt the need to and have never wanted to
