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Why do alcoholics always excuse their alcoholism with the "I'm a casual drinker meme". There is no such thing as a casual drinker. If you drink regularly, you are an alcoholic.

How do people expect to accomplish anything when they casually drink? A few beers will have you foggy headed the rest of the night and maybe the next morning. Donald Trump doesn't drink, at all. You know why? Because he's actually busy.
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>>24706825
you are right, alcohol is shit tier, smoke weed instead.
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Agreed OP. I've heard people say they dabble in heroin or cocaine and normies lose their shit over it. They can't see that they say the exact same thing about their alcohol addiction.
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Typical group of miserable idiots with no leadership skills who are struggling to get promoted at their shitty desk job. Will probably be divorced by 39 and be terrible parents

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do girls like guys with motorcycles?
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>>24706768
of course, it's a signal of both non-conformance and having cash to blow, and I heard the vibrations are at about the same freq as a vibrator
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stupid girls do, but they have cunts too
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>>24706804
>having cash to blow
owning/buying a motorcycle is cheaper than a car

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>Tfw I was actually kicked out of my high school because they were concerned that I'd shoot it up
I didn't even act out and I wouldnt express anger but still they sent me to the psychiatrist multiple times to check my backpack and ask "are you depressed" "do you ever feel like you hate everybody" It was all about my looks that made them think I was weird
Everyone was an ass too. I never did anything but got severely mocked for my physical appearance
It feels like high school is what broke any shred of self respect I had
I didn't even have any problems before and had enough confidence in middle school to have friends, now I get shit for not wanting to leave the house
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>>24706691
shoulda coulda woulda
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>>24706691
Sue them man. Find a shitty lawyer. Odds are the system will just settle out of court
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>>24706691
where did you go to school?

Are pretty fembots real? (At least 6/10 total) I'm about the same. Was wondering if any cuties who have trouble talking to people due to social anxiety would want a guy to talk to.

Also don't worry about me asking for nudes. Too much trouble for someone I don't care about (yet) especially with the availability of Internet porn.
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lol girls don't want someone on the same level
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>>24706407
>>24706365
You can have a 4... If you have money.
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>>24706456
Who says? You? Also girls should realize dating above their level is why they get consistently pumped and dumped.

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>anon, when are you going to make me some grandchildren?

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF
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>my mom has lupus
>she is wanting grandchildren before she dies

Fuck, Can I do it in time? Can I turn it all around?
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>Anon why aren't you married yet?
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>>24706233
rape is your only option anon
get to it

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Can we get a Dominate woman/Submissive man thread going.

Post if you are either and what you identify as (dom/sub, pet, toy, little, goddess, etc) and what you are into (chastity, bondage, ageplay, whatever).

I'll start. I'm a dom woman and I identify as a brat princess and I'm really into males groveling/worshiping, along with teasing/bullying men, and a bunch of other things.
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>>24706079
And I'd mostly say I was into gentle femdom rather than hard. But I can't deny being more dominate in bed and needing everything to go my way.
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Accepting the role of submissive male for my girlfriend

I really trust her, so that makes it easier, but I had a lot of difficulty letting go at the start

I like what she likes
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>>24706104
Oops, I meant to post this on /soc/ and not /r9k/....

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Who here /nootropics/?

Looking for something to help with motivation.

Heard modafinil doesn't work. Thinking about buying another case of phenylpiracetam.

Anyone got any suggestions?
Experiences?
Stacks?
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No robots take any noots?
well thats weird.
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nootropics are bunk, you want motivation take an amphetamine
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>>24706056
I ate a ton of raw chocolate today and can't sleep wut do

i just jerked off to a kekold video (only realized it after opening it) but i don't think it was kek behaviour

it was just hot chick telling me about all the other men she's fucked. but she's not really my wife so it's not kekoldry, right? i'm safe?
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>>24705989

nope

you're a kek now anon

sorry you had to find out this way
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ya. you're safe as long as u don't sign them legal marriage papers.
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>>24706009
the scary thing is i usually fap for like 45 minutes or longer but this video had me pop in 5 minutes with no nudity

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rate my girlfriend

I think im gonna break up with her though, she is super horny and wants to fuck all the time and its getting kinda annoying
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[fish looking at hook meme]
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>>24705984

do ho ho ho

i am laffin at this gr8 a8 c8 d8 f8 g8 h8 j8
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>>24705984
Wow dude you're dating Claire Abbott?

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Ive been listening to worst possible 911 calls for months now, just recordings.

is this what taking the black pill is..?

things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt6bKrnfe2A
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feed off the emotion.
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i watch gore/animal torture to desensitize me
i'm not sure what i'm trying to desensitize myself toward
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>>24705858
skip to 4:05 to hear what a human dying sounds like

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Has anyone here been in a car accident, or nearly been in one?
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Yeah, also crashed my motorcycle and snapped my wrist and nearly broke my back. Still haven't learned my lesson and still continue to be a speed demon.
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It was at night and I was riding my bike to work.
Didn't see the Nissan Truck coming because he
had his lights off. Hit head on and created a
crevice into the windshield with my head. Did
more damage to the truck then to myself.

That's the day I went head on against a truck
and won my friends.
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3 times, I think

one was with my dad driving, and we got tboned on the passenger side, though it was just a nudge

the second was a time we got backed up on by a van

last one was most interesting, i think i was in middle school when my school bus got hit, and at the time i had my hand wedged between the seat and the wall, and the car hit right about where i was sitting.

so pretty much my wrist got forced the other way and i nearly lost my left hand (which is dominant), but i got away with a dislocation or something like that. made me ambidextrous in the end because it didnt heal for around a year or more

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I'm in my late 20s. I still look early 20s.

>Feels good man

Going to bed in 20-30 minutes. Felt the need to post to my true friends.
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>>24705807
You should kill yourself to be quite honest family
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>>24705807
You're TIME-RESISTANT.
Time-based attacks do reduced damage and you're resistant to time stop and time illusions. I'd be happy if I were you.
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Also, we're not your friend.

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>slowly getting fat and not doing anything about it
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>>24705661
Stop before it's too late, weight loss is a slow-ass process anon.
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>>24705661
If you have a smartphone, download an app called HabitRPG. I always keep it open in the background, if I don't do enough tasks it says I 'died' but if I do enough I level up and stuff. I set a bunch of my tasks to stuff like "Eat one healthy meal" and "Do ten pushups and twenty situps" and whatnot.

I also set one daily task to "talk to a friend," so if I don't talk to at least one non-family-member socially I lose a point.

>tfw set "waste time on the internet" to negative points, so now I'm losing points
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>>24705661
Sam senpai I was 170 a few months ago slowly going to 200. Hopefully don't get to 220

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This chad walks into the bar and slaps your gfs ass what do you do
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>>24705635

ouch buddy watch where you're slapping? i need these hands in top condition for gaming.
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Call the cops and teach this pervert not to slap strangers asses.
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>>24705694
thats no pervert thats chad and chad is not a pervert all the stacies love him

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face it, east asian women are the best
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Not really, but I respect your opinion to think so.
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agreed to be honest family
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East Asian man with his beautiful WHITE wife.

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