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>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, manok chasing, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24702781
are flips afraid of frogs
>>24703187
we eat frogs
>>24702781
what is your favorite filipino food OP?
Why does my we we get hard when I look at pretty girls?
Because you're actually an emu
so sexy girls to be honest family
>>24702716
Because you are a fucking faggot.
Why doesn't chad want your pussy?
>>24702534
he does want my pussy, he just doesn't stick around afterwards which is cool with me. I don't think I could handle having a Chad bf, way too intimidating.
>>24702534
I'm morbidly obese.
Hostess cakes and dying before 50>chadcock
He does, he just can't get it because he's a $12 an hour loser.
Your life in one picture
>>24702515
I'll bite. Elaborate, OP.
pic is of relation tbqh family
Completely this
is "love" a real thing or is it just a meme?
bump
original comment too
>>24702578
bump
just end it all
>>24702464
anon, do you even know what is instinc?
>Why did you actually kill the girls?
"Frustration. My inability to communicate socially, sexually- I wasn't impotent- but emotionally I was impotent. I was scared to death of failing in male-female relationships. I knew absolutely nothing about that whole area. Even just sitting down and talking with a young lady.
-Ed Kemper, serial murderer, "The Co-ed Killer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTnEY8y-p7M
You robots are ticking time bombs. All it takes is a little push for blood to be on your hands. It is up to you to never let this happen. Take of that statement what you will.
>>24702460
>You robots are ticking time bombs
You got that right.
>he watches documentaries on serial killers
>thinks he's mentally stable himself
You're probably interested in them because you're a dormant serial killer yourself. Who's to say you're not the dangerous one here? Robots are too scared to even go outside to purchase a gun let alone go out in public and open fire. They lack the testicles required to do such an alpha stunt.
Elliot wasn't a robot, you nimrods. He was a failed normie who was rich, drove a bmw, went to college and had "friends" but was incapable of getting laid. You look at all the serial killers and they weren't people who stayed inside all day, they're usually college students like the fag from Virginia tech. Hell, a good chunk of them even had friends. Jeffrey Dahmer was the meme in his own clique.
>>24702723
my bad, it slipped my mind that mass shootings are a little different from serial killing.
bonjour amis :^))))
Kill yourself you frog faggot.
fucking French I hate you so much.
frogg off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yXh1ShK3IE
you breath and then you stop
i breath then dry you off
>>24702401
Yeah, I am pretty down too, OP. You gotta listen to more upbeat shit, man. Don't do this to yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDAt01CuqoM
>>24702478
>>24702401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvAuAc01sI8
I dressed you in her clothes
So drive me far away, away, away
>>24702514
Senpai, this isn't the time. I am down, you're down. You gotta relax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxDsaTHjrQ
So when are you antiwhite liberal fags going to accept majority of mass shootings aren't from whites but shitskins?
But the majority is white people though
can you please tell me what happened to my heavenly board? my home, my r9k? this is just turning into /pol/. please stop
>>24702430
mot pls this is hiroyuki's board now.
>tfw femboys keep coming into these threads
If you don't have two X chromosomes, you're not a fembot, or any type of female for that matter.
Aajj lmauu
>>24702372
fembots with 2 X chromosomes are a meme tbqh senpai
>>24702372
women cant be robots you fucking moron
Being outgoing takes too much work. I hate being an introvert.
>tfw you just want VR and somewhere to fap alone in peace
>tired all the time
>lethargic
>can't be bothered to follow normie advice like doing sports or volunteering
>tfw I work at a sports bar and one of my coworkers loves to dance and keeps trying to get me to join in
I don't dance, goddamn it.
>tfw give up trying to test into calculus
fuck my dreams i guess
calculus is fucking hard man. I've been good at math my entire life and I still don't understand calculus 1 after taking it twice.
being successful is overrated
>>24702177
Calculus 1 was the easiest class I have ever taken. I thought stuff like Algebra 2 was harder
Who /ftm/ here?
literally memehumans
>>24702124
would you say that life has been harder for you as a man or as a woman?
What's your man-name baby?
Is it kayden? It's kayden isn't it
>parents are talking about party we're having Sunday
>mention that my little sister has another party to go to
>Sister: "Anon can take me"
>Mom: "You're going to have friends coming here Sunday too, you shouldn't leave them"
>Dad: "If she wants, Anon could take her"
>"No, I won't. Why would I leave if all her friends are coming here?"
>mfw
I really should be shot in the head, who /lolicon/ here?better yet who /siscon/ here?
>>24702007
If I had a sister I would hate her because I am a jealous fucker or love her because qt girl
>>24702007
How old are your sister and her friends?
>>24702113
girls are middle school age
sister is 10
Who /rockbottom/ here?
>graduated from high school a year ago
>no job
>no friends
>no social skills
>no interest
>no talents
>no motivation to do anything
>barely passing courses at a university I do not want to be at
>gained weight over the last couple months
>near broke
>fucked up haircut
>getting worse every day
Should I kill myself?
Keep going. I believe in you OP. You can get your shit together. You're strong, you just don't realize it. I was at rock bottom once. I'm better now, not the best situation, but I fought to get here. You need to work your ass off. You can do it.
Don't do it you selfish cunt.
>>24702005
do not give up so quickly anon, you just started college, most bots here are dropouts you can do it
