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Over half way there, wagekek.
I have 8 hours after work to do what i like and i can't even fill that time with all my hobbies. I also live on my own and can afford whatever i want. I have my own pickup truck, airsoft guns nice camera etc. My job is also really nice i do some driving some labour all with no supervision and good pay. I get stoned at work everyday and spend time with my close friends, Male comradery is one of the best things in life.
>>24698725
Thank you for the motivation Sir Blanket Frog.
>tfw every day have to wake up at 5:30 and go to work where i am payed fuck all, constantly taunted and bullied by co workers, cant even pay rent and no other jobs took me in
>tfw want to die every day
be thankful for your neetdom, neets
i hate my life
gonna play wolfenstein new order and are listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYOdIOADw4
[rees involuntarily]
>I'm purposefully going to wear less now
>>24698720
all part of the plan my man
devilish to be honest
>>24698720
goal achieved desu
Why can't normies understand our pain? Why can't the government give us gfs? Why do they want bad things to happen and then they start blaming gun owners instead of passing a law for mandatory gfs?
We don't deserve girlfriends. We are the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth.
>>24698549
If we don't deserve girlfriends, they don't deserve to live then. People don't get what they deserve, they get what they get.
I want this girl as my gf...
>tfw dad tan and nice skin tone since from middle east
>tfw mom is white
>tfw get moms pale skin
Why
Just fuck up my life
>tfw dad tan and dark skin tone since from Algeria
>tfw mom is white and blond
>tfw gets arab looks from my dad
>will have to live in France with a muslim face
>>24698626
You're lucky as fuck
I'd to anything to have more of my dads looks
Being white sucks
Can't you just get a tan? Even those fake spray-on tans. Make sure you don't get orange though.
I have too much anxiety to go outside though. I can't leave it there but I'm afraid someone will see me or talk to me. I'm paralyzed here, pussying out. What can I do? I need a mantra or song or something. I wish there was a storm or something.
>>24698463
No one gives a fuck enough to talk to you, just take the garbage out
>>24698463
If I see you going up that hill I'm going to roll you all the way back down
OP WILL GO THERE, AND BACK AGAIN
This is your epic quest anon
>on the road this morning
>normie wagekek getting aggressive road rage and passed me in a huge dangerous maneuver
>I deduced that I should make him suffer for this show of disrespect
>I know the roads and know there will be a parked car in his lane soon
> speed up and switch lanes to be parrel to some slow kek driving
>now the normie is stuck behind both of us
>getting madder and madder as he is trying his best to find a hole to get around us
>eventually flips his shit drives into the incoming lane to get around us
>now he's going 20-30 over the speed limit
>boom camera light
>mfw he will now have to pay hundreds of dollars plus take a hit to his license premiums for years to come
>mfw it's a hundred percent my doing that he got that light
>>24698368
its not really though, is it? you didn't make him be in a bad mood, and you didn't make him make that decision.
>>24698434
It's you isn't it
>>24698368
>parked car in his lane soon.
Wut?
What would your parents do if you killed yourself?
They would grieve horribly, despite the fact that I'm a piece of shit who's caused them more trouble than good.
One of the main reasons I won't do it desu
>>24698393
this, I don't want my dad to feel that he caused my suicide.
id want my dad to think that hes the reason I killed myself, but I like my mom too much to do it.
Soon as shes dead I'm O U T though.
Is your penis big enough to satisfy this ass?
>>24698351
FUUUUUUUCK
only 6 inches, what a shame
>>24698351
Asses are objects that can't think and as a result cannot be satisfied.
>>24698351
Missionary. Ass no longer in the way. Solved.
if this guy can get a black gf, why cant you?
Since when did hookers become girlfriends?
just not attracted to black girls.
>>24698185
being alpha (the violent kind, not the 'lol jk bro' kind) is more important to black women than looks
ITT: weird things about your body
>my left side jaw is much stronger compared to my right side jaw
>>24698158
Same and my cheek bone is higher slightly
>>24698158
I have giantic sleepy blue eyes wich look like ayy lmao and like a fish
Kill me por favor?
>>24698158
That sounds like you had a stroke m8.>>24698199
My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months and I've been his submissive for about a year and a half, we activally live a dd/lg (daddy domme/little girl) life style but it's rather tame. I'd like to explore this more but I'm not sure where to draw the line between kinky and creepy. Has anyone on here lived this lifestyle? Could anyone give me some sort of advice?
There is no creepy. If you both like it, then it's good. The line is only what you don't want.
just talk about your limits.
It's not awkward if someone says no to something, but it's awkward if you randomly try something and they don't like it.
Kill yourself, you fucking cunt whore. I hope your faggot boyfriend and his entire family dies of cancer you cunt shit fucking whore bitch.
CUNT WHORE FUCKING ROASTIE BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING CUNT BITCH CUNT
FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE
GET CANCER, SLUTTY CUNT
where are all those shitty forced memes that used to be around?
>>24698077
They are all replaced by the king meme Pepe.
kekio got keked and comitted suicide last I heard
grinch is planning on coming back to steal christmas from the normies
Ok dog reporting in.
I have a problem, robots.
A female is interested in me. She had a brain tumor and still regularly goes into the hospital to monitor her health. She has a vagina and a pulse... for now.
red flags other than being interested in a robot and potentially being on the verge of death
>colored hair
>piercings
>tattoos
>early twenties
>not a virgin
I'm pathetic and nobody else will ever love me.What do?
Consider, if she does drop a rape charge on you, you only really need to hide or stall for time until she dies. Go for it desu, just make sure she's clean.
>>24698084
Fake edit: Assuming she's not faking the whole brain tumor thing for attention. I remember this one bitch who faked cancer for three years.
>>24697952
>the tumblr lifestyle literally gives people cancer
WHY DO I KEEP ON GETTING CALLS FROM EGYPT AND WASHINGTON DC? I DON'T TALK TO ANYONE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
>>24697918
Answer it this is interesting as fuck
Someone from Serbia logged into my normiebook
So ISIS and Obama are calling you
>tfw too inteIIigent for my own good
>>24697897
>>tfw too *narcissistic* for my own good
ftfy
>>24697897
You aren't intelligent.
>>24697897
Let the norman butthurt commence
