They shot up an Autism Center in San Bernadino, California. This is no beta uprising. If anything this alpha retaliation for Oregon. They're trying to exterminate us. This not something to be celebrating people.
>>24695161
>alpha retaliation for oregon
my sides
>>24695161
>not celebrating dead autists
Whew lad
>getting killed for free, no efforts needed
>for f-re-e
Other robots have to actually do the deed themselves, check your privilege got-shot-fags
It's the final month of 2015 and you still haven't fixed your life.
>final month of 2015
>still depressed
>its been 4 years
Sometimes I wonder why live?
>>24695298
Because you can't fucking blow your brains out.
>tfw mom's friend is getting me a job at his job
>tfw won't be neet anymore
>tfw will be able to afford new clothes, videogames, a new pc, and other shit
Things are finally looking up. Maybe I won't have such a shitty Christmas this year.
I have to write a 250 words essay on why using emoji in online communication is immature. Please help.
>>24695083
>250 words
if this is due tomorrow you're fucked dude. email your prof and ask for an extension. just say you had a death in the family or something.
>>24695083
that's 1 fucking page oh my god
just write about your ball sack for fuck's sake, anything can work with such a sophomoric assignment
It's immature now, but it certainly won't be in a decade or two when the younger generation becomes the business professionals and use emojis all the time because that's how they learned to communicate.
What's the most /r9k/ ideology
Conservative is too Chad and his Soccer mom, Liberal is too reddit, libertarian is too Mad Max.
fascism benefits everyone
Neet identity politics.
communism and anarchism.
Marx was basically a robot, he got Engels to pay for everything and do all the work while he sat at home complaining about the normies. so were most of the the anarchists.
In as few words as possible, what is the essence of being a robot?
PIC unrelated
>>24695017
her vagina should have been shooped onto her face
vrgn
Dead inside
My fucking miracle just happened, /r9k/.
My Chad friend who is kind of an asshole has been dating my oneitis for about 8 months. I accidentally admitted to my oneitis that Chad had said something really bad, and they actually BROKE UP because of it.
She is talking to me a lot more, and I think I may have a legitimate shot here. I need fucking advice. And yes, I know from experience that it really never does get better, but I might as well try.
>>24694969
wow, sold out your friend for a fucking roastie.
Obvious bait but fucking kill yourself if true
>>24694969
>>24695043
Yeah, if he truly was your friend, that was the ultimate dick move, anon.
If you make a whole thread about her you're in the wrong path. Ignore her in times of emotional need so she desires you.
>he eats with his elbows on the table
Why is that aan red flag
>doesn't make a six figure salary
>isn't in good shape
>doesn't drive
>lives with mom
>plays videogames
>is a nice guy
>>24694939
>he prefers tits to...
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>...ASS
Who /has no style/ here?
>>24694918
I've always dressed for the weather and not for anything else so I don't even know what good clothes are supposed to look like.
Black leather converse, long sleeved tops, French military surplus jumpers and a wool coat
>>24694918
Who /has no grace/ here?
>had sex for first time yesterday
>literally worse than masturbating in every single way
KV life is the way to go bros
>>24694867
I disagree slightly. While I agree that sex is probably vastly overrated and shouldn't be the main focus of our lives, I also think that robots should at least want and try to have sex once just to get those feelings about it out of the way. It's better for us to experience things for ourselves. So while I am a KHV, and I believe everything your saying,GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24695014
I suppose that's true. Now I really don't want sex or a gf anymore.If only KVs could realize that they have the superior way of life.
>>24694867
protip: you did it wrong
Who /MrRobot/ here?
>what do normal people do when they get this sad?
>they reach out to friends and family, I suppose
Loved that scene.
yeah i could relate a lot of times too
>>24694884
I related to the scene where he hacked himself. I did that. I don't even know who I am anymore.
>>24694848
Gayest fucking shit
>tfw i'm the only one on my uni course with acne
b-bump
;_;fbfxbfcbfb
>>24694814
Just wash your face
>>24696872
that's about as useful as 'jus b urself :P'
Look up "syndrome" on google
stockholm syndrome tier
>>24694776
>"hey honey, how's your dinner?"
>"mmmffmfffffmffmffmmmmmmfmfffmffmmmmmffffffffffpfpppppppppppppppp"
FUCKING
MAJOR
KEK'D
>random girl messages me on normiebook
>she recently moved here
>talk for a while
>nice girl also 8/10 from pics
>weeb trash like me
>decide to meet up
>meet up
>have a fun day
>she said she had tons of fun and wants to meet again
>now
>she...
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>>24694643
More detail OP. I imagine you must have cut her off. Post some of her mad messages about you not talking to her anymore.
Well,you could just try and slowly explain to her why chads are garbage.I mean you have a chance with this biotch.Use it.
>>24694663
It's all in harsh tyrolean dialect
I haven't cut her off yet...
>>24694678
I tried. It's impossible
My greatest achievement in life has been how I successfully replaced women with a half plastic bottle, 2 sponge, one latex glove and hot water
>>24694598
sounds really awful, even for robot standards, like really wow, just wow
does it actually work?
Are you too poor for a fucking fleshlight?Or is this better than a fleshlight?
Is it okay to be a wagekuck if you're a doctor?
>>24694437
Yes, plenty of money and educated as fuck.
A 'wagekek' to me is someone who gets paid little for a lot of effort and ruins his life doing so.
you dont know what working for a wage means do you
>>24694437
If anything, that's even more beta.
>misguided savior complex
>stressful job
>insane hours
>extreme aggression due to stress from job
>literally drowning in debt from med school
>anyone new to the field is treated like shit
>unless you're a cutthroat businessman and you buddy up...
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