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Tfw you finally find the qt .314, manic pixie, emotionally disturbed, sexually abused and substance abusing grill but you're too pussy to do anything about it
>>24690673
You do NOT want that shit. Believe me.
>>24690686
>>24690673
yeah you do especially if she's an actual qt. Believe me.
>>24690686
I'm just as emotionally fucked up as she is. Trust me. I need it.
>December 2nd 2015
How?
>December 31st, 2015
Can't have you ruining my new years
im living on my own on the 15th
>tfw getting fat from sedimentary lifestyle
>>24690561
>sedimentary lifestyle
You mean sedentary.
>>24690561
Iktf. My life is pretty rocky right now, and I'm just gaining stone after stone. It's really chipping away at my self-esteem. I swear I'm just a stone's throw away from rock bottom. What I really need now is just a clean slate. Then I think I could get back on solid ground.
Its so easy tho, why arent you getting laid on tinder??
>>24690560
oh god, the alligator autist strikes again
>>24690560
>>24690560
> Live 5 minutes from NYC
> 90% of matches are from escorts/camgirls
> 5% of matches are from sheltered rich SJWs going to SUNY Purchase and NYU
> Other 5% are darkskin nignogs/grimey ass Filipinas
> Can't drive for a number of reasons
> Unable to get to them anyway
>>24690636
What do you look like? Also how good are the rich sheltered SJW's
who /basketball NEET/ here?
A basketball NEET is a NEET that watches basketball.
>>24690546
NOBODY WATCHES NIGGERBALL HERE. TAKE THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>24690546
>sportsball
normie raus
I only watch basketball during the playoffs
>be me
>be failed normie
>save money while normie
>enough money to last 10+ years
>parents dont let me spend anything anyway
>tfw I will never work again, just listen to music, drink coffee and work out
Mad, wagekeks?
here's a list of facts about your life
>failed normie
>I emphasize again, FAILED
>lives with mother
>mother controls his finances
>will run out of money soon
So, no, I don't envy you at all
>10 years
And then what, you kill yourself?
>>24690802
mother does not control my finances, I had 40k invested at 10% interest rate, I am very careful with my money so it wont run out for AT LEAST 10 years. Hardly soon.
Stay mad, wage kek.
If you brush your teeth AFTER eating breakfast, you're a disgusting human being. Prove me wrong
You can't
>ruining breakfast with toothpaste and mouthwash
No thank you autismlord
actually, brushing your teeth afterwards is better because if you brush your teeth first, when you eat more food, germs, and gunk will get in your teeth and gums leaving your mouth dirty until you brush again
Brushing afterwards means the food from breakfast goes right with the food, germs, and gunk from before, meaning when you brush it's all cleaned out
>>24690484
this is true, it removes your enamel. the only time you should brush your teeth is before you go to bed
If so what magical powers do you have?
>>24690473
>Shinra tensei female repellant
>Ability to not give a fuck regardless of the situation
>9000% immersion no-justu, meaning you can be so far into your own little world that people literally have you scream at and punch you for you to even notice them
>>24690705
That's impressive senpai
>>24690836
Cheers! Aspiring for wizardhood yourself?
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRP* *FARTS* mm.
Hey wagekeks. NEET here. Just watching Netflix and enjoying my sandwich from Subway that was handmade just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
Hows your daily grind going wagekekies?
XD EPIC LOL
Ewww gross. We don't want to know about the contents of your diapers.
>>24690335
>*BURRRRRRRRRP* *FARTS* mm
Gets me every time.
To anons that have moved out of their parents house:
Are you happier or more depressed after moving?
I have the opportunity to move into a 3 bedroom apartment with a coworker and two friends that are dating who will share a bedroom.
I currently live in a one bedroom apartment with my Mom. It's not terrible here, she makes me food once in a while and since she's usually at work I'm left to my own devices most of the time, but I still feel like I don't have much privacy since I can't do whatever I want or bring whoever I want whenever I want since I don't want to be disrespectful to my Mom's home.
I just wonder if moving would mean a break from the constant piercing loneliness. Is more freedom worth having to pay for my own food/utilities? I already pay rent.
>>24690326
>two friends that are dating
Bahahaha don't do it senpai
D o n ' t
It's more lonely, but since you're moving in with people whom you somewhat like I'd say do it. Just remember everything won't solve itself just because you move. I was thinking it would and it didn't
>>24690347
They're both homebody shut-ins that have been together for 5 years and are engaged. I don't see it falling apart any time soon.
I'm more slightly concerned with the coworker. She's a qt stacy and I wouldn't be surprised if she brought home a different Chad every night. I wouldn't mind but if these niggas start eating from my section of the fridge I'll probably get pissed.
>that feel when sexually frustrated at age 25
>been molested multiple times as a child by boys that had flaming faggot older brothers
>cant into normal sexuality and relationships
>have girlfriend
>sperg out on her about shit like blowjobs and handjobs
>she doesnt give me any but doesnt mind getting pounded by the dick
>my molestors sucked my dick and made me masturbate them and other shit
>im just fucked up sexually
>be watching tv with girlfriend
>one woman talking to another about choosing whether or not to go on a date with a guy
>"hes a bit of a player" one girls says
>"are you looking to get married? you need a player"
fucking society. just fuck
Find a gay guy, we love to suck dick.
>>24690439
shut the fuck up faggot, before i call the police to come over and beat the shit out of you
Do it... no balls.. fuck you just because you're still in the closet..
Please anons help me to rate her from 1 to 10 you will fuck her or not, she likes crossfit also
I'm going to have to ask you all to make a Detect Trap roll.
>likes crossfit
Wew lads, dodged a fucking bullet there.
>>24690293
Heavy as fuck makeup, half-dyed hair (flag), casual clothes. If the makeup was just for the picture and she's willing to part with her shitty dyed hair then sure 6/10
Biggest mistakes in your life thread.
>became depressed and pushed all my close highschool friends away.
...
>being born.
>spending too much time on video games and now I'm 25 and a loser
>dropping out of college
>starting drinking
>Didn't try to get rid of acne until it was too late, now full of scars
>TFW you are virgin but not kissless
I'll give you a 10 second head start, Chad. You better use it.
>>24690243
Come now, friend, just because you had a kiss/made out/hand stuff in high school doesn't mean you didn't fall off hard and am now a 20-something with nothing good going for him.
What if you get laid in high school but went incredibly downhill physically and mentally. And now basically live in your mums basement as a socially retarded kek.
Why are you guys so mean to Eggman?
nobody is mean
did the new video come out yet?
>>24690133
he should explain why he kissed and had sex and i didnt :(
>>24690153
because you never leave your room. remember? also he probably fucked some fat landwhale
