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As a 5'5 manlet I noticed something my fellow short bros. All the womenlets are responsible for the "manlet hate" . Tall women have always been friendly and warm towards me. I say lets stop lusting after womenlets. Who's with me?
>>24692753
Tall chicks are the female equivalent of manlets. Guys want to be taller, and girls want to be shorter, so they are basically in the same boat as you (most guys don't want to date her because they are shorter than she is).
>tall women don't talk to me
>short women don't talk to me
>went 2D
>never looked back
>>24692818
never thought about it this way. thanks anon.
Has anyone else just completely given up. I mean trying to get a girlfriend. I don't even care anymore about trying to get a girlfriend or losing my virginity. Most of the girls my age have had lots of sex so what's the point when she's miles ahead of you. If I finally get one it's just too late for me and it just feels like the desire to find someone has worn off.
Anyone else feel this way? I have no desire to lose my virginity or get a gf anymore, it's just too late.
>his biggest ambition in life is a vagina
>that's what occupies his mind and makes him frustrated
You should be over 18 to browse this site.
>>24692773
Did you read the OP? Because he said the opposite of what you are quoting
>>24692697
I haven't given up per se but it's not among my priorities right now.
If you could create your perfect girl how much would you be willing to pay for her if it guarantees she'll love you all your life?
>>24692636
9 squidsYou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
500 million
if i ever had that much money
>>24692636
Paying takes all of the fun out of it.
will deliver
>>24692491
prossie
>>24692491
C-can you buy me some magic cards? I don't even need very many, just a pack or two.
>>24692532
I don't think a hundred smackers is enough for a prostitute who isn't a toothless meth addict tbqh.
who here /miserable-but-happy/?
>obsessed with ex, even though she has a bf and they're madly in love
>willing to endure years of pain in the hopes that he'll die or they break up if it means I have a chance
>determined to live my life single and lonely until then
I couldn't ask for a better life.
Fuck off normie. Get out. Ree.
>>24692388
okay let's say you never had a gf
if there was a girl who was everything you ever dreamed of but was in a satisfied and strong relationship would you still love her?
>>24692324
Literally me. Except I live on the other side of the world now, so little chance of that happening
>hold me desu senpai
I'm not sure I believe in God. Should I become a good Christian for the earthly benefits anyway (automatic community, religious pure qts, traditional values)?
Do you like the scripture?
That's kind of important.
Hop online, get a decent version of the new testament and see how you like it.
OP for even purer maidens convert to Islam
>>24692287
> pure qts
kek
If I learned something in all those years is that church is low tier Chad territory. The girls there take cock just like the girls who don't go to church. Don't fall for the "pure qt" meme.
Would you date a qt rape victim?
>>24692254
Sure. It means she's used to being raped.
No, because the time when she was "raped" was probably in a party, drunk and with 7 chads
Yeah, but she probably wouldn't put out much.
holy fuck buying christmas presents is a pain in the ass
this friday is our company christmas party and i bought for all my coworker stuff
>>24692181
Yeah shit's annoying
All those people
Forced smiles when giving away presents
What did you buy op?
>>24692645
>Plushy chewbacca
>small collection of little whiskey bottles
>book about driving a bike
>book about meditation and a sleeping mask
>small models of german shepard and a puppy shepard
>a cup
>first two books of fairy tail
>3x giant chocolate bars
i dont buy any presents
I have nothing to do in my life besides browse the internet and I can't stand that either. I have zero friends and pretty much no job. I don't know what I can actually do with myself? I am a complete loner, I don't know what to do that will bring me joy. I have no hobbies or interests. I am so lost and bored of life.
Get a bike and start cycling around the city or public parks. Ride your bike to the beach, go for a swim, or go for a hike. Just do things in nature. You can bring paper and sketch trees and wildlife.
>>24692156
I agree. Just get out more OP. Force yourself to try activities you never have before. I have my goals, and though they're pathetic and beta, it's my life and I'm happy with that.
>>24692156
That's not a bad idea, I guess what I mean though is, I want some kind of meaning from relationship but any girl or guy would be so weird out by the fact I am a true loner that it would never take off.
I feel like once you become completely alone its impossible to go back. Also I am not very smart and can't do hobbies or tasks very well.
All the other Chads with their pumped up dicks
Better run, better run
Outrun my cum
All the other Chads with their pumped up dicks
Better run, better run
Faster than my penis
>>24692058
>mfw
nice thread, anon
>>24692091
At least I made one robot smile/laugh
>>24692392
fuck wrong picIs this good enough?
I'm still begging for the pussy 2bqh
>>24691931
puh leeze
>>24691931
"I'm not going to kill myself, but I could slay your pussy"
send it
>>24691931
Wow, you're a beta bitch. You should have gotten angry. That's the normal response.
So I've heard the best artery to cut for suicide is your left auxiliary artery, or left brachial artery. What is the easiest way to locate and cut either of these when I decide to go?
Anon, self mutilation as a form of suicide is kind of dumb. If you want to die, just jump from somewhere high up. If you're too lazy to walk up stairs or climb something, just sit in your car in the garage with the engine running. If you don't have a car, use your senpaitachi. If you don't have a car or family just eat a bunch of numbing gel (you buy it at a sex store) and drink some drain cleaner. If you're too lazy for ALL of that, I guess you can cut yourself, but really you're more likely to pass out and be resuscitated than you are to kill yourself.
>>24691899
>Cutting an artery
>easy
Kek.
What can I tell you man?
Nothing in your life will be word than the feeling of impending death, as all future possibility empties and an eternity of nothingness stretches out before you.
>>24691966
Cutting a major artery close to your heart will kill you in a few mins though, its not like some pussy wrist cut or something
For those of you who keep up with sports, is it actually fun? Does it help at all socially (especially in America)?
Not into sports, but people close to me are and I get dragged along to sports bars and super bowl parties and the like frequently.
>is it actually fun?
You know that autistic (genuinely, not in the meme sense) kid in high school who would never shut the fuck up about turtles? Who knew every last little bit of inane trivia? Who was obsessed to the point of damaging other parts of his life?
That's exactly what sports fans are like, except for some bizarre reason it's socially acceptable.
When someone has the same level of interest in, say, military history, they will get relentlessly belittled.
But when you have an autistic, life-consuming obsession with illiterate meatheads tossing a sphere around, everyone's cool with it. In fact, it's considered weird to NOT be in to it.
Normies are baffling.
>>24691892
>Does it help at all socially (especially in America)?
of course nigga. its by far one of the easiest conversation starters. "hey man, did you see that game last night?"
>>24692023
In my head:
>man fuck that shit
Out loud:
>Nah I haven't really been keeping up.
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
CHRISTMAS VACATION YOU TOOK A VACATION FROM MEEEEE
HAAAHAAAHAAA
MEEEEEEEEE
HAAHAAAHAAA
>>24691830
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE [x]
>>24692235
ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE
I made original content for the original content board
I'm not sure how I feel about this
Haha get it?
How I feel?
That FEEL when?
Ha.....ha..... Ok I'll stop now....
>>24691813
you're supposed to respond to this thread please
It's actually pitch black down there
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