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What would you even dew with a girl if you had one like the one on the left?
>>24695769
Cuddle and squeeze those boobies.
Cut her feet off and use them as masturbatory aids
Show her a better time than lemonparty
So who here got a nickname? Mines Roach.
>be me
>6th grade
>typical quiet kid in the back
>have a bunch of bugs as pets
>suddenly show and tell!
>thought it was a good idea to show my bugs
>Bring my favorite one, a big ass cricket
>brought it in its little cage
>thought i looked cool as shit
>YouThoughtWrongNigga.jpeg
>Everyone in class freaks out instead
>girls were screaming and crying in back
>teacher sends me outside to throw him away
>cry as i do it
>after that i got bullied to hell
>days later all the others call me roach for it
>boys came up to me
>telling me they stepped on a bug
>"what are you gonna do about it weirdo?"
>girls refused to talk to me
>"ew, youre the grossest thing ive seen, ROACH
>even teachers called me "that roach kid"
>this goes on for a year before i finally left that school
>the day i left was the happiest day ive had since
>never got another bug since
and the saddest part is, i got so used to being called Roach ive come to allow people to call me that.
what are your stories robots?
I was "that racist asian kid," in highschool. They always made asian jokes and that made me the racist somehow. I can't understand normalfag logic.
>>24695749
>>cry as i do it
why did you do it you beta?!
>>24695868
I was scared. i forgot to mention this but the teacher was telling me that i either do it or they make my parents come to here. I thought i was going to be in fucktons of trouble as i never really got in much trouble then
>>24695815
Normies would be the first to complain when someone bothered them, but do they think of robots like us that went through much worse? no, theyll never understand what real pain is.
Who /badatpoetry/ here?
>Twenty years old
>No qt to cuddle
>My bed is so cold
>At least I'm not a hand hold
>Virgin, olive oil
>On my ona-hole
>Saving my neetbux, for a Real Doll
>>24695745
>Dropped out of my physics degree
>Jews got my nine k for free
>Wanted to learn about string theory geometry
>Instead I'm alone writing poetry
>>24695745
>All I need is a girlfriend
>Even if I've got to pay
>Giving all I've got to spend
>Just for one happy day
>>24695745
>Bumping for people to talk to
>Got to contribute more
>I want to make a new friend
>Before this is four o four
How would you react if you one morning woke up with this body?
You're not pregnant, it's just your gut.
>>24695743
I'd just do crunches for a month.
Pretty happy, honestly.
I can easily find a beta provider who'll go work for me every day and all I have to do it put a meal on the table every day and throw some clothes into the washing machine.
>>24695758
>le spot reduction
>tfw every time you find a fat nerdy shy girl with social anxiety on the internet who should by all rights be lonely and have no friends or relationships or anything, you get excited and fall in love with her only to find out that she's happily married, leader of her MMO guild, in a poly BDSM triad, etc.
Fuck. My. Life.
I can't be the only one, can I, /r9k/? :(
>>24696328
Know them feels. However that blows over. At some point you will stop feeling anything.
>tfw fat ugly nerd
>tfw say that it's pointless to try and get with fat ugly women because they all want Chad
>tfw fat ugly woman says "no no you should totally try dating fat ugly women because i was rejected even by fat ugly guys"
>tfw i express interest in her
>tfw she says "lol not me i started dating Chad shortly after sorry lol"
...
>Women, the more dependent sex, cares about society more
Thoughts?
Sure but that doesn't mean they know what society needs to survive
>>24695682
That had to feel amazing
>>24695682
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIGN iN THAT WEBm
At least i get pussy, what do you losers get?
I have fetish anime.
>>24695673
A shitton of hugs, and a kiss once, though it was a short, shitty kiss.
>>24695673
>Real man
>Black
kek
ITT: anime characters that remind you of yourself
>Mine pic related
>>24695604
Runescape is my favorite anime.
>tfw no qt gf to PK with
>>24695692
SAME SENPAI DESU. lmao bloxxxx
Botch Job Edition
>>24682663
P R E V I O U S T H R E A D
What sort of advent calender do you lads have?
Cadbury dairy milk myself, lovely little pick me up in the morning.
lovely top of the mornin to ya lads.
hows ya bortinravies comin ol chaps?
Post these new ironic minimalist spurdos please. They bring me joy in life.
>>24695431
>ironic minimalist spurdo
Reddit go home please. It's an /int/ meme called gondola.
>spurdo
>new
nigga blease xdddd
Texd for da robet :-DDD
Who /supremegentleman/ here?
>>24695336
Is that semen?
>>24695402
Martini with pineapple juice.
>>24695453
As gay as semen
Wtf is this?
Is it even possible?
>>24695328
Yeah, but she's better off dead. Imagine if wifi allergies were passed on among the population.
All those signals zapping through our brains brah. We're being fried slowly.
She didn't die of the wifi, she hung herself because her school wouldn't let her stay away from wifi routers.
Caption this pic.robotfilterisannoyingtbqhpham
If you use exercise equipment you will get to touch the pussy.
im in ur base, killin ur d00dz
I lost five pounds last week!
What have you accomplished, robots?
How do I move to the city?
>>24695277
Get some savings together first because city life is fucking expensive, then look through your local classified or craigslist or whatever for a sharehouse that doesn't sound too dodgy in a decent area.
Not hard, just requires a bit of groundwork first. Make sure you have a car and a clear plan of action for finding a job or some other way to support yourself, apart from turning tricks on the street corner.
>>24695337
>city life is fucking expensive
I see this meme a lot. Why do people say this? I moved from the middle of nowhere to the city a year ago. Maybe SF and NYC are expensive, but regular cities are not "expensive" to live in. You know what is expensive? Living in the middle of nowhere. Have fun paying for propane, well drilling, satellite Internet, and gas to drive to/from work every day.
>>24695337
Is it possible to live there with shit roommates? I don't mind having roommates
What's your go to conversation starter?
Hey do you play DotA?
>>24695270
Oh anon. If there was an answer to this problem, this entire board would just vanish.
shitposting on anonymous imageboards.
