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who /notavirgin/ here?
only non-virgins can post in this thread. Everyone else, stay in your containment threads.
Hey bro I'm a virgin.
>r9k
>non-virgins
I put my wee-wee in a tripfag girl.
But that was over a year ago... man.
Got a bit of a problem guys. My sister is very pretty and is a genuinely nice person, but she has a boyfriend that is pretty much a robot. He is diagnosed autism and apparently he can be pretty bad at times.
Am I wrong for not wanting my sister with him, I would much prefer her with someone that can look after her and protect her, but not chad obviously. How would you feel about your sister dating a beta?
>>24700246
I'd watch anime with him
If he had bad taste though, I'd make my sis break up
>>24700287
kek. I know my sis watches anime, but I have no idea about the autismo, doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would have any hobbies really.
>>24700246
fuck no senpai. It's just a natural instinct to look after your family. Give the guy a chance at least though desu.
How creepy are you?
I was IP banned from OKcupid and on another site one user deleted their account after I messaged them. Another deleted their account a couple of days of talking.
>>24700127
after a couple of days*
>>24700127
Sauce please
egg nog
>>24700170
http://nhentai.net/g/49801/
Virgins, gather ITT.
How old are you?
>tfw 23 year old virgin
27.
Unoriginal; hi, at least one other 27 years old bot.
>>24700083
also 23 here, with there being very little to give me hope that i won't one day reach wizardhood.
>>24700083
also also 23
I had a chance to lose it a couple times but I turned it away because I can't be intimate unless I'm comfortable
As men it is our duty to bring back Capes. They not only make us look badass ,but they have extreme utility. Making Capes socially un-acceptable is just a feminist tactic to bring men down. If more and more men start wearing Capes, we can have a new Fashion movement where men can feel like men again.
Has this nigger never seen the incredibles
>>24699942
>Making Capes socially un-acceptable is just a feminist tactic to bring men down.
I keked so hard. Thanks, I thought this day couldn't get much better.
No one wears capes anymore because the overcoat does the same thing without restricting your arms.
>cold enough for a cape
>no socks
Fashion is so stupid.
I can't do it, /r9k/. My life literally ends tonight.
>tfw accidentally posted something embarrassing online, took 10 minutes to remove it, and it's too late to delete, people saw it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlGO1U8eJw
Who else embarrassed?
>i embarrassed myself so my life ends
are you a woman? you type like a woman
What was it
o r i gi naal comment
>>24699902
If I say no, you're insulting me.
If I say yes, you'll all rage because I might be a grill.
5th amendment plead. I already incriminated myself enough tonight.
How the hell do you even get gf?
You never do. Never ever.
>>24699881
Have an attractive Chad face. That's it. The women will come to you and you will be given opportunities every week. If you're an ugly faced male, good luck at life. It's going to be a hard life for you, full of misery and a life of emptiness, lack of love or support.
HEbringing back the robot is so fucking pointless
>want fast food
>too lazy to get fast food
>want fast food
but its so fast
>>24699875
>want fast food
>>too lazy to get fast food
Gonna have to settle for slow food my nigga.
I hear sloth steak is actually quite good
>want a drink
> abc is closed
>crushing depression sets in
>tfw dad's raping my sister in the other room
>>24699818
you going to help?
>>24699818
Time to fap?
original comment
go stop him you puss
>Millions of girls are pooping right now before going to bed
>>24699787
this is my face when reading your post and thinking about it
>>24699787
Oh really i didnt know how the human body works
>>24699806
He has such good hands waow
Anyone here have experience with Psychiatrists? Do they ask you questions to diagnose you or do they do what Therapists do and tell you to say what's on your mind?
Because I'm not sure how long it would take for a diagnosis for me to sit there speaking my mind if I don't know where to start.
>>24699692
H-help me robots
>>24699692
I was asked a lot of questions. I'm not sure if it was because I wouldn't say what was on my mind without being asked questions, but that was my experience. To get actually diagnosed with ass pie, though, I went through about a weeks worth of interviews with 2 specialists. Again, not sure if that was standard procedure or not.
>>24700294
I'm not trying to get diagnosed for ass burgers tho. I know I'm not autistic. I'm worried it's something else, like Schizo or Dementia
holy shit I'm so tired and working on a paper and I have to go out later and I really dont want to
how are you all
Alone. And it's my own goddamn fault.
>>24700145
What happened anon?
Jesus I really fucked up with the blox
>>24699544
got the house to myself for a few hours
might make a coffee
anxiety and constantly weighing up killing myself or not
>one of the shooters is confirmed female
>>24699479
What's your point?
This is an original comment.
>>24699479
Why are feminists trying to kill people with autism?
We've finally done it. We've reached the mountaintop. So this is what equality feels like.
Who /XXY/ here?
Test results came back this week, I have Klinefelter syndrome.
I didn't choose this robots
>mfw
Damn, sorry to hear that...
How big's your dick?
>>24699596
Above average actually, about 7 inches.
Though skinner than i would like, and when flaccid it's like a newly budded acorn
Interesting. How else your condition express? Do you look like a fuccboi?
Is anime the only artform left that hasn't been tainted by normies and SJWs?
Yes it is and that's why I love it
Pretty sure anime is tainted by normies
>>24699343
H-how long do we have left anon?
