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Spending wagecuk's tax money like there's no tomorrow xD
>>24704742
I thought mommy usually took you to Subway. Decided to try something different tonight?
Living the dream... fuck yeah
>>24704759
i'm a neet and i never liked subways.
burgers master race.
Setting up a profile now, need pics for profile
>>24704671
Have you tried using Elliot? Could be funny.
>>24704710
this
do it pls
>>24704671
You can setup profile with my pics and then tell the results. I'm really curious
Elliot Roger-like guy here. Only I'm not aspergers enough to commit mass shooting
Which dating site has the best boipuss?
>>24704600
>going FAST
Either a meth head or Sonic faggot. why would you be attracted? still clearly a boy
>>24704600
Why's he gotta be from my hometown? :(
Your best bet would be
>>>/lgbt/
Anyone else just want to lead a normal life with a loving wife and have children?
It's all I really want.
I'd happily become a productive normal (see: wagecuk) member of society for that. Wouldn't think twice about working jobs to support a traditional housewife and kids.
triggerred
Kids fucking suck why are people still having them other than to make their parents shut up about "muh grandchildren
What's the weather like where you live?
>>24704463
I have nothing better to do, so I guess I could casually talk about the weather with a few bots.
It's cold.
>so foggy the entire day everything looked like a hyper-spooky and beautiful
>pretty warm, only light drizzle
Lovely weather desu
>>24704463
If it wasn't so fucking hard for a fat guy to find a good-fitting sweater than I'd be comfy as fuck.
>"Anon, I hope your hungry, I'm making scrambled eggs for us this morning!"
I wish someone would smile at me like that. I wish I could make someone happy.
Open up the blinds and do the dishes first you dumb cunt holy shit
>tfw she makes pancakes
>golden age of 4chan
>hot staceys posting nudes everyday, multiple times a day
>hot staceys doing live/free camshows
>4chan now
>frog posting/drake reddit meme spamming
>>24704394
I know brother. Where have all the whores gone?
>>24704413
>>Where have all the whores gone?
>implying you don't know
What a beautiful body, any more?
I kinda want to know this does anyone have an answer?
>>24704362
They aren't.
It's a meme spread by tumblr.
It will be gone, (if it's not already) and no one will care.
It's like the swag phase, you remember that?
The trends aren't lasting very long.
>>24704362
They aren't. It's just c uckolds daydreaming while their hotwife is being creampied by Tyrone and Jamal.
>>24704362
>buns
fucked up hairlines won't make an attractive bun, women are obsessed with hair
>beards
manly, again patchy beards are weak
Why aren't you smoking weed yet?
I've made a significant improvement in my lifestyle as of my change in smoking habits.
420
Smoke Weed Everyday Robots
o(_o)
Because Im not a piece of shit who needs to depend on a drug to improve myself.
>>24704392
why wouldn't one intelligent minded individual would not use his resources found here on planet earth?
>>24704335
Because I'm still on probation from my last 3 MIPs.
I hate this era.
OP, that's how it starts.
>>24704309
Yeah man, I think we'd be better off as hunter-gatherers desu.
The fever
Four hours sleep or no sleep? I have a 12 hour shift starting at 10 , should I power through on caffeine then crash or take what I can get?
i have the same issue except 5 hours
Sleep, homie. You can't "catch up" on sleep, so you're better off getting four hours right now and sleeping 7-9 hours tomorrow
>>24704249
Can you wake up? If so nap, if not power.
>December 3rd of 2015
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
i do not feel different
but happy birthday to me
>New Year's resolution 2015: get a gf
>11 months later...
what are you anons getting your moms for christmas?
Sup /r9k/, Grab your balls, salute the flag. It's a good day to be alive, cocksuckers!
>>24704212
what?
eat a bowl of dicks moot
>>24704354
What do you mean what? It's a beautiful fucking day, go outside and get some fresh air
>>24704451
but it's 11:30pm
>he doesn't have hair on hischest
>he doesn't mind being a kek.
>>24704205
i don't, but im you telling it goes both ways. at best its a really deep friendship and can never be a relationship. but friendships like that come along maybe a few times in a life time.
>>24704159
>he talks in a greentext kind of way irl
>tfw start work as a sheriff in 2 months
Feels good man, my stepping stone into law enforcement while I go through the application / interview process for other police organizations.
Good feels thread
I hope you get shot.
Remember that you chose this job and that you are a bad person.
Literally highway robbery, you're a bureaucrat with a gun paid to harass people.
Quit now and get a job as an EMT instead, then you can actually HELP people.
Instead of being a literal gang-banger.
Congratulations on your accomplishments anon! Please uphold the law and follow the law your self. Hope you're not one of those cops I see speeding down the highway without your rights on. If you are, when your supervisor finds out because of me there will be no way to tell I reported you.have a nice day :)
>>24704246
>Literally highway robbery, you're a bureaucrat with a gun paid to harass people.
*tips hat*
