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Who else here /balding/?
shut up, faggot. widow's peaks are badass. you're like the teen girl who shows up to ptsd meetings because she cuts herself. you don't know what it's like to be balding.
>>24497892
he is balding though... are you blind nigger?
>>24497602
>>24497952
I've known people that had widows peaks and slightly receding hairlines their whole lives and never went fully bald. It just varies from person to person.
grapes.
>>24497327
they're good, though I prefer the purple ones
I don't know what to think.
big mistake
>implying those grapes haven't been fucked at least 100 times by the time they turn 20
This board needs to stop glorifying the NEET lifestyle. Most NEETs do not do whatever that fucking frog poster says they do.
Most NEETs will get up at 2:30pm to be greeted by a dirty smelly room with no light or air. They will then cook some ready meal or just wait for mummy to come home and cook them dinner. Whilst spending the day unwashed at their computer shitposting on 4chan. Before retiring to bed at 4am with thoughts of how shit their existence is and how shameful they feel over their wasted life.
This is shocking if true. I was led to believe that every NEET was a modern day Da Vinci
>>24497245
>Most NEETs will get up at 2:30pm
Fuck off. You don't know us.
I get up at 4:00pm.
>>24497245
Wageclucks think neets are all the same because wagezombies are
HE thinks we sleep and wake up at a certain time! Hahaha good one
Hey robots. Just a word to the wise. Something I've learned from a recent interaction with a girl I know.
You HAVE to handle a girl physically, you HAVE to be able to throw a bitch around and hold her down. She wants to know your an impenetrable wall.
And its fucking fun throwing a perky breasted girl around, slamming her into the bed. Its a good fucking time.
So the next time your with that girl you want to smash, just visualize throwing her naked body around and fucking her brains out.
Get horny.Unless you look like a troll, then I don't know.
>>24497116
No one cares yeastie slut, get out.
>>24497162
You should consider my words.
I'm more akin to chad considering I have a cock.
your a moron, OP
;^)
Could anyone tell me what the wordfilters are?
newfag = bosniankid
>>24496967
baka desu senpai=baka desu senpai
>>24497008
let me be clear
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So I'm doing a school project on drugs and alcohol, greentext your worst drug experiences
>>24496706
>drink too many cups of coffee
>jittery for a few hours from the caffeine
When I did a tab of acid at a party I thought I shit my pants. Like I could feel the sensation of diarrhea coming out of my ass. I kept checking all night and there was nothing but the feeling kept going for like 4 hours.
>friend tries acid for first time
>turns into glass of orange juice
How does it feel to be liked by a cute girl?
>>24496668
Cuteness is overrated.
Stability's where it's at.
>>24496671
So you'd settle for an ugly stable girl?
Annoying, you never know when she wants to backstab you.
>posting from cozy bed
>no traffic
>no morning jitters from too much coffee
>no boring office meetings
>no shitty office food
>tfw comfy as fuck
>no gf
>no money
>no future
>no hope
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*
I love being a NEET. I fucking love it.
>>24496607
Congrats on shitposting your way to a normal-fag tier meme
Congrats on giving the phrase "This post/OP is Reddit" some merit.
Congrats on starting another unfunny, unoriginal, non-entertaining thread in the vain attempts to piss people off or to try and fit in with the "cool" kids
From 1 NEET to another, fuck right the hell off.
who else /cannibal/ here?
the taste of human flesh is so sweet and delicious and the very notion of consuming it drives normies insane with anger
it is the ultimate robot activity
Is necrophilia on par?
asking for a friend
who else /cannonball/ here?
the taste of human excitement is so sweet and delicious and the very notion of my act consuming normies, driving them insane with thrills, makes me happy
it is the ultimate red-blooded activity
>>24496590
Hey babe, you can eat me anytime ;)
>Bachelors in Chemistry
>Masters in Business
>no debt
>married no kids
>housewife 7/10, cooks, cleans, in medical school
>perfect job 75k USD year with benefits
>30 years old
Seriously my life is so boring.. How do I make it more interesting. I have no motivation to climb higher than that I achieved so far. It is groundhog day for me.
r9k give me ideas to do something else in life
>inb4 kek
Pack up and go live in Syria.
Fight crime
cool story bro xD
Do you like Latina asses?
Black ass>Latina ass>>>>>>>>>>Everyone else
>>24496611
I prefer Latina asses
>>24496842
I put black first because typically Latina with fat asses have a significant African ancestry. The ones with only European and Native American ancestry typically lack decent ass.
In contrast, more Black girls have asses that range from decent to great
How do I kill myself?
>>24496365
im also wondering
>>24496365
why would you do that?
just looks at some boobies and be happy
>>24496365
Very carefully
I am not sure if some of you remember this thread
>>24441361
I owe /r9k/ a huge fucking apology. I shouldn't have doubted you.
I clocked in for work and had a lunch break with her.
Out of the blue she said that she fucked chad 10 minutes before clock in.
I thought being friends with her would have... somewhat... 'helped' me.... but no... She went ahead and fucked him
So I was chill about it. She wanted a ride with me to take her to her house... that was the plan.
SOON AS I WALK OUT! SHE SEPERATES FROM ME! AND GOES ON A RIDE WITH CHAD!
I am typing this right now as they are already fucking in bed and laughing at me.
I want to fucking died. I tried the whole "stay as friends" thing but god damn am I trying!
I am going to come in to work and maybe she will explain what happened.
Just fuck my shit up. I am sorry for doubting you guys. Please give me some sort of comfort but I think I deserve this and will learn from this experience. Woman really are all just whores.
LOL FRIENDZONED
Guess you couldn't stop giving a fuck lmao
>>24496323
>>24496312
FUCK YOU GUYS! GIVE ME SOME DAMN CREDIT! I am sad as fuck right now.
Who /getting drunk and watching scrubs like you did in 2012/ here?just me?
I dont drink and watch tv I drink and listen to music that made me feel good 8 years ago as I try to salvage what emotion I have left before I'm nothing more than a shell of the man I used to be
>>24496327
Whenever I drink and listen to music I end up singing at the top of my lungs at 3am and getting noise complaints from my neighbors.Now I just do it out of spite because that rat bastard can't prove shit.
scrubs isn't funny
Why didn't you play football or sports in High School? Would've solved all your problems right there.
>>24496168
Idiot detected.
Sports don't get you laid if you don't have social competence.
A vaginal is the ONE thing that can guarantee that you have sex.
>>24496215
wat? a vaginal?
>>24496168
I was...homeschooled, my mom was religious zealot and didn't want to deal with me so she had me sit in a room all day for years now wonders why I'm a mess
