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How do i compete with this?
You can't, teenage girls are at their hottest
>>24496091
i did not look like that as a teenager i can tell you that
girls hips are really magical
she's not even a stacy, but the nature did it's job
Come and join ISIS we will give you a qt 3.14 halal gf inshallah akbar
mashallah senpai
>>24496078
>join ISIS
Only if you give me a free DShK with my membership
>>24496078
>implying I want a wife
>implying I don't want to build entire farms full of women and rape a different one every day
ISIS is some gay shit.
If you
>Have friends, online or irl
>Have female contacts in your phone, besides your mother and call or msg them
>Have had a gf
>Have a dating profile, and use apps such as tinder
>If you post pictures of yourself anywhere on the internet
>Have a facebook account
>Put pussy on a pedestal and give women on the internet attention
>You are a female
You are the cancer that's ruining this board and need to leave.
what if i dont use my FB account
>>24495953
Does it count if I had a gf when I was a teenager once for a month but haven't had one in the 7 years since, and that I technically have Facebook but haven't used it in years, plus only had 3 friends on there
>>24495960
>>24495974
Failed normies aren't welcome here, either.
I'm sure she's not doing it just for attention.
I'm sure she is the biggest fan, played all the games in the series.
Nothing to do with it being popular right now.
>>24495747
This is the reason fallout 3 nv and 4 are bad games
>>24495747
I'd be interested to see if she could even identify the first two games as Fallout
Cosplaying is always about attention.
femanon, why don't yoy shave your pussy???
You have no excuse.
Who am I supposed to shave it for?I do. But only because it makes it less painful wiping.
>>24495737
This. If you expect to get impregnated shave that nasty thing. reeeeee
>>24495804
because it looks better
females should die
Yeah. How dare we not have sex with you and only chad!!eleven!!1
>>24495735
they should be put in concentration camps like lord roger said
>>24495735
Nice. It'll effectively end the human race within one generation.
Hi there, anon. Feel like doing some self exploration today?
Let's do this together and find out what robots really care about.
Got another page coming up with a bit more info.
Do it as google form faggot
DONUT REPLY OR FILL IN THEW BOXES COS EVEN THO IT LOOKS LIKE AND INNOCENT THRED BY SOME CHICK TRYNA GET HER PSYCHOLGY HOMEWORK DONE AT LAST MINUTE BY GRABBING INFO FROM THE BIG SAMPLE OF PEOPLES HERE REALLY THIS IS A HONEYPIT TRIAP FOR THE FBI TO FIND OUT UR PERSUNLTY AND WORK OUT Y U AR A TERRIST AND IF YU DO IT YOU WIL B ON THERE WASHLIST IMMEDILYTY YOU HAV BEEN WRANED
Here we go. Nothing to fill in this one, just some stuff that might help you figure out your values.
>>24495681
I might do that for a future thread, but let's see how things go for now eh?
>be on balcony on this nice, but cool morning, enjoying the view, drinking coffee, and browsing /r9k/ while listening to the news
>see commute traffic start picking up
>it's now slow to a crawl
>hear: *Honk honk honk* "Hey move it! I'm going to be late for work if you slowasses don't move it!"
Watching wagekeks on their morning commute is so amusing.
that sounds very pleasant, op. what kind of coffee are you sipping?
i'm forcing a red bull down my throat to give me enough energy to get through the day. only one more day and then it's thanksgiving break! i think i earned enough money this week to get a shiny, new ps4.
Work 7-3 miss the morning rush and the afternoon rush. Home with lots of money's before neets are out of bed.
>>24495328
that's a funny story OP
I freelance and work from home, picking up projects whenever I feel like, making 45,000 pounds a year
we've both made it :^)
what robot films have you watched lately?
None because 10 minutes in I can't be fucked to watch so I get up and walk around the house and think about how my life will just keep on getting shittier
I keep Taxi Driver on loop on my second monitor 24/7
pic relates is a bretty good robot film
Oh hi there wagekek, on your phone in your workplace's toilet I take it?
Don't mind me, I'm just at Subway getting a healthy sandwich made for me by a professional sandwich artist because I care about my health. Don't you? Surely you know all that coffee and stress from getting assfucked by your Jew boss isn't good for your health. Anyways, I gotta go. I'm eager to get home so I can practice my guitar some more.
Oh and remember, another day, another dollar
>>24495207
>being so impoverished and stupid that you think subway is healthy
Kek!
bread isn't healthy.
>Subway
>Healthy
Pick one.
I just found out that Dan fucked Claire
Money really can buy everything (everyone)
Fucking whore
>Claire
Who?
>>24495117
there are two Dan in this photo
>white shirt, black stripes
>>24495117
nice blog how do i unsubscribe?
>tfw wagekuk housemates are at work
>tfw still in bed
>tfw comfy
Who else /comfy/ today?
i know what you mean. take that mom.
>>24495018
Thisis a day for maximal comfiness.
me 2bh family
ALL NORMIES DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>24494599
If some autist came into a restaurant or a movie theatre and said that, would you stay where you were?
>mfw a /k/fag pulls out a pistol and blows your brains out
Look, babe, I got a strict list of rules you're gonna have to follow if you want to be "my" girlfriend
Rule #1: NO TITTIES!
W-What else anon?
Dfc or death
>>24494415
You must eat this...
Who /goes to the beach/ here?
I'm afraid I would see other people at the beach. That's also why I don't go outside.
>>24494245
Ah. If you can muster the courage to get pass all that, being alone by the water is pretty comfy.
Lucky enough to live by a few. Sometimes you'll only see a few people as you walk along. Like to put on podcasts and just walk for miles with my feet in the surf.
![Fallout_4_cosplay[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0sOMfgr.jpg "Fallout 4 cosplay[1]")
