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SHIP MY FUCKING PACKAGE YOU FUCKS
SHIP IT!
SHIP IT!!!
SHIIIPPP IIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU FUCKS JUST FUCKING GIVE ME MY SHIT
>Work for the railroad
>We move UPS trailers
>Get a package and see it's going to be shipped by us.
>Know already that it's going to be late
>>24504001
>Order something to arrive the next day
>It arrives half a week later
FUCK YOU UPS AND FUCK YOUR UNION FOR FUCKING WITH MY PACKAGE ARRIVAL DATE
>tfw 500mg of xanax and 50 tabs of lsd and 1g of dmt taking forever cause Paris and shit
what are some ways to subtly bother my roommate
>>24503676
just by being yourself m8!
you certainly bother us
>>24503730
I know I already bother him but I want to go all out
>>24503676
Every now and then run ONLY your pinkie finger across his right shoulder
i finally understand them (except their shitty clothes), why they act so condecending, so snobby, and treat people who listen to mainstream music/watch mainstream movies like shit. ok, imagine this, theres a fat guy and he wants to lose weight, but hes to lazy to work for it and go to a gym, instead he buys "magic pills" that are served to him on a silver platter, and expects nothing more than the 1/2 pound he loses that day.
same with music. imagine someone who really likes music, but only listens to shit on the radio, itunes, etc. (mainstream shit). that guy wants to listen to good music, be he doesnt want to work for it, so he's just content with that usually shit teir music (thats why top 40 is always shit, its better than most of the shit thats on the radio, but its still shit albeit slightly worse shit) they dont work for it, so they dont get "good music". now imagine another guy, who likes music, and isnt content with what he hears on the radio. now imagine hime WORKING for actually good music, going to obscure channels on youtube filled with indie-rock/ indie-pop/ nu-jazz/ all that shit that isnt really mainstream. by clicking 50 links and finding a song he REALLY likes, he worked for that good music, he didnt expect it to show up on a silver platter and say hey look heres this song! then after a while that indie rock/whatever band becomes his favorite with their videos/soundcloud only getting a few listens a day, then 3-4 years later, that band becomes mainstream and starts playing on the radio alot. then all the teenage girls or guys are just yelling "OMG I LOVE *band name* IVE BEEN THEIR FAN SINCE FOREVER!" when the hipster attempts to approach them to talk about their band with someone who seems to really likes them too, they start blurting out about the only 3-4 songs of the band on the radio and didnt know of the 30 more songs the band had written over the years, and that guy gets offended that someone is claiming to be a diehard fan, when theyre not.
>Wall of text
tl;dr
>>24503642
woah there ernest hemingway no one asked for a fucking essay
>>24503757
TL;DR hipsters work to find good music, whereas mainstream people wait for "good music" to be served to them on a silver platter AKA radio. then when the hipsters favorite band theyve been following since obscurity gets 3 radio songs, everone pretends to be their number 1 fan which gets the hipster mad, because theyre obv not
>tfw discovering new flaws every day
>hating myself more and more day by day
>just discovered one of my eyes is smaller than the other and seems to be getting worse
>social anxiety
>paranoia
>depression
tell me yours anons. How are you feeling about yourself
>post my pic on r9k, nobody ever comments
Its because i look like a manchild, i know it is, and i do
You look comfy kid keep it up
>tfw weak chin
I don't even care for any other flaws. At all. They don't bother me. Weak chin is already a death sentence.
it is easy to give up and let go.
it is hard to get the motivation to do something to have the end point being having no motivation again.
NEET COLONY 2.0
Still looking for more votes so i can see where i should buy land for the colony. Please vote where you would be interested to live.
http://strawpoll.me/6073472
Original thread: >>24429969
>>24503631
why would you want to pay for the existence of a bunch of freeloading good-for-nothing failures?
>people not voting for Maine
>>24503695
I want to move away from society and i thought you guys here would be interested in joining me. Not gonna pay for anybody just gonna buy the land
>>24503696
Also my own fav
Is it just me or do you guys have a hard time believing that half of all people are women? Like it just seems to me that the vast majority of people are men. Where are women? What do they do?
>What do they do?
Not you.
>>24503438
fuck off with these londer threads. Shit like this invites those attention whoring parasites here.
Women aren't people. That's why you don't notice them as much.
Why do I want a relationship?
Why do I want sex?
I'd rather just not think about it and be happy with what i got but the thoughts haunt me.
help me escape the charm of the succubi /r9k/
I want to fuck that hamster
>>24503386
>Why do I want a relationship?
>Why do I want sex?
Because the human body is programmed to want those things.
>>24503624
I think sex would ruin her with the addictive hedonistic personality she has
Does having a waifu be considered Idolatry? Are all waifufags going to hell?
>>24503142
yes all waifus are succubi/specters just with a different face
they will suck the life force out of every weeb and condemn them to hell
When waifufags die they go to spend eternity with their waifu. This is why they fight every day: They know she watches over them, and want to make a good impression.
>>24503142
I fucking hope they are.
When are they going to remove the robot? I want to go back the golden days of /r9k/
>>24503072
You mean ban all wage vs neet thread posters?
it's that easy
>>24503072
>Golden days
>desu no bf threads
Fuck no.
The golden days had the robot you newfag. Back when I, for one, welcomed our new robot overlords.
When will short hair on girls finally be outlawed?
Why are men who like short-haired girls all so gay?
>>24503057
short haired cuties are the best,what the hell are you on about?
>>24503070
You're a fag bro
yeees your right
Do you go to movies alone?
>>24503001
I just find a stream online because there normally is one.
>>24503001
No, but I go to movies with my dad and I'm 21.
Same thing if not worse.
>>24503001
no. Because the showers were locked last time i went
If not, what do they really like?
Why not ask your mom?
>>24502899
Girls like rough sex most of the time. Not in the way men see it exactly, their version of rough sex is a little softer than what a robot imagines (unless you get a femanon, holy shit they want you to practically kill them during sex)
of course they do, they all like being treated like a fuck toy submissive rag doll
that's why they go for alpha chads
How do you pronounce "boipucci"?
Dee-Gen-Er-A-Cee
>>24502871
I say it as if it were a French word, so "bwa-pu-si" or "bwa-pu-ksi".
Boy-puke-see
Just got matched with a very QT girl who is a feminist and likes to go on adventures
Dubs decide what I say to her
Pic unrelated kinda
>>24502847
"adventure" is code word for nasty one time sex with strangers.
Convince her you are on her side.
>>24502847
Directly quote these guys
how do you guys fill the void? Ive been watching basketball, feelsgoodman
>>24502820
You think Golden State's going to touch that 72-10 record senpai?
Football here. Cardinals are either going to implode or go all the way to the Super Bo' and then implode. BA is GOAT.
I just walk around the town aimlessly getting nothing in particular or just basic shopping bits
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