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Stop with the misogyny or you will face even harsher consequences. You have been warned.
*Turns on vpn*
*goes into corner and hides*
ANONYMOUSE!
>>24509386
What constitutes misogyny? Nowadays you can't move an inch without 'triggering' someone.
Anyone can come to /r9k/ to criticize and disagree with us, if you'd rather hack us what does that say about you.
Stop with the treating women like humans or you will face even harsher embarrassment later in life.
what is it like to not have autism?
>>24509244
Your brain is ballanced to do everything right and help you live long and happy. Autism is like an explosion of hormones in your brain and you're basically the same as being psychotic and happiness is just a fantasy like everything else. That's how I view it. We are sick..
>>24509296
but can we fix ourselves
>>24510143
We can just train ourselves not fix ourselves. We will always be an unbalanced mess.
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
I'm a defective human
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>>24509221
Same here friendo.
There are some positives to self hatred, we will never become obnoxious, narcissistic shithead normies.
>>24509221
Take that hate, and turn it into something else.
stahp it
its bad for your health
Raise your hand if you wish all fembots would drop dead
>>24509034
hey this is rude sage
sage
No such thing
But if you mean all they attention whores who think they are robots then sure
>>24509057
you're right this was rude, I apologize desuI still wish all fembots would drop dead or leave this site though
how much worse can life get?
>be me chillin like a villain
>back in home town that I was practically shunned from before because meth binges made me psychotic so move back in with parents
>decide I need to try and be a normie again about 8 months in
>shootin up meth and shit and drinkin tons of beer almost immediately with this dude I met, I fucking hate regular normie life even more than being psychotic
>smoke weed and I fucking hate weed and it turns me retarded/psychotic again
>get sent to the psych hospital day after my birthday after being psychotic for two days
>almost have a knife battle with the cops
>end up sending me to the psych hospital because I attempted suicide like 2 months ago
>psych hospital sucks, cold as shit, never had a hot shower, get a flu shot on the way out, catch the flu
>past week I've been sick as shit, shave my beard since I'm not going anywhere for a while only to reveal a double chin
>too late its fucking thanksgiving
>sister and boyfriend are coming in tonight and aren't leaving til fucking saturday or some shit
please for the love of christ I will pay someone 20 grand to kill me
where u live OP?
Dumb nigger thinks the flu vaccine actually gave him the flu.
>>24509883
texas
>>24510017
sometimes you get a mild flu from the flu vaccine
Hey /r9k/ this is Guy Fieri and we're taking the express train to Flavour Town!
Get odds and you are left behind.
Get evens and you hop on!
Dubs decides what we encounter.
Trips opens Guy Fieri's Secret Vault.
69 get means that you have arrived.
gimme the flava
Here's my ticket to flavortown
Rollin' for no 'u' in FLAVOR
u cheeky bongs
NORMIES WILL PERISH.
BODIES WILL HIT THE FLOOR.
I'M FUCKING DONE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM ABOUT TO BREAK
>>24508886
someone post the FBI tip pic please. lel
>>24508886
WHEN YOUR ALIMONY IS THROUGH THE ROOF
WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH AND YOUR LIFE IS GONE
JUST
JUST
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST FUCK MY HAIR UP
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP
FUCK IT ALL UP
>>24508886
Nice bait OP.
Fuck off
Who else /eat fresh/ here
>>24508822
Is that a euphemism for something friend? ;^)
>>24508822
i parked next to a subway for lunch and as i walked towards it i realized there were so many people inside so i faked it and kept walking beyond the subway and ended up walking a mile just to get to an empty food joint kill me
>>24508822
Is this the new Cheese pizza or something?
Seems unsavory.
>can't find a job
>don't have enough money for rent, due 2 weeks from now
>no friends to borrow money from
>despise my family and would never contact them, even for money
I think we all know the easiest way out.
I gave up, but you don't have to. Just try to socialise a bit more, robots. Do it for me.
>>24508804
why not apply for social assistance and live at home until you get it or at a friends.
>>24508804
can burgerpants be r9k's new mascot
>>24508804
Right behind you. Soon. As soon as i get access to a firearm.
I enjoy watching anime between periods of self loathing and past regrets reliving.
Right now, this is my backlog but if any robots could help me out by giving opinions on what should stay and what should go, maybe post your backlogs and I'll give some opinions as well.
>inb4 pointing out that most of the names are in english
if that's fate/stay night, delete it and download the visual novel
>Barakamon
>Ergo Proxy
>Katanagatari
>Shirobako
>Sound of the Sky (So Ra No Wo To)
>Spice and Wolf
>The World God Only Knows
The ones on your list I like.
>>24508728
Or just do something else entirely. Wastes way too much time on bullshit.
>>24508669
>no berserk or steins;gate or chaos;head
get the everliving fuck out of here.
>walking by library
>drinking shitty coffee I bought from starbucks
>tastes like ass
>see the book return chute
>throw the entire coffee down there
>stand there for a second
>hear a faint "Oh no!!!" from the bottom
Trolled the normies good
>>24508640
Normies read and return their library books?
>>24508640
>reading
>normies
>>24508640
cool post, probably didn't deserve its own thread though
Reminder to all robots that depression is beatable
These guys did it why cant you?
To be honest I understand the exercise thing. When you're depressed all the time you just feel numb, so feeling exhausted and in pain from overdoing it is at least a change from the norm.
But yeah reddit is shit, ree normies etc. etc. etc.
in the end working out is just another thing that works as a distraction for a while then you eventually realize you're just a fit robot and get miserable again
pretty much /fit/ in a nutshell. /fit/ is just robots on steroids.
There's so much whining at /r/depression, just like here, though.
who /5'7 to 5'9/ here?
tfw you'll always be inadequate, familia.
>>24508388
5'7-5'9 isn't that terrible. you can definitely cope with that height. I say 5'5 and below is when you seriously have the right to complain.
see how reasonable people can be when they aren't playing into the manlet meme?
Manlets, when will they....
5'9 isn't too bad.
5'7 is where the real pain begins.
I'd like to thank Doj for the lovely snacks he sent me from his country as a gift for the holidays. They're all super tasty! You've made me a very happy girl.
>>24508327
>:/ I want free stuff too!!
How do I get someone to send me free stuff??
>>24508358
You could try being their friend, anon.
>>24508327
Doj confirmed kekold
Anyone here keep a journal? What's in it? I don't but I'm curious what people actually write. We're all anonymous here.
>>24508292
Kind of, I keep one where I write down notes, information and thoughts about what I'm reading/learning about lately, so I don't forget. Also keep to-do lists in it.
>>24508292
I write down whatever I'm thinking about at the time. Current issues, feelings or anything in general really
Sort of makes me laugh because I see how retarded I was in the past. I'm probably still retarded now but I'll have to wait till for a while to laugh at my present entries.
>>24508292
I just write out my thoughts sometimes, late at night. It's a private record of my miseries.
