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>tfw the xbox 360 is ten years old
>>24511360
too fast OP, too fasy
>>24511360
Holy shit it is.
>Playing King Kong, wrestling with T-rex's to the death.
>tfw 2010 was 6 years ago
>tfw sink full of dishes that you havent touched in over 5 months
>trash strewn about everywhere
>tfw filthy
>>24509724
>ashes all over the place
>havent swept floors in a few years
>when I have mail, I just throw it on the ground inside the door
hhahahaha mine which were just in for 4 were just cleaned yesterday. weird!
>tfw haven't showered since saturday
>Months later
>Those gigantic bags under her eyes
Seems like she's not getting much sleep at home, huh guys?
>>24509104
> you will never marry a skinny blond stacy who enjoys outdoor activities, move to the suburbs, and start having children
life sucks senpai
>after everything that happened
>she's still using social media
Stacy never does change, does she?
>>24509281
Long story summed up briefly is
>/soc/ cheating thread
>anon talks about fucking some chick who is about to get married
>says he knocked her up a few weeks before the wedding
>posts pics of her sucking him off
>anons figure out who she is after wedding pics are posted
>initially /r9k/ tries to message husband and family
>eventually /b/ gets on board months later
>pics sent everywhere
>possible that her/his family saw them (he doesn't have facebook)
>her nudes posted to their wedding page and still haven't been removed
>nudes posted on public facebook comments she's made
Pic related. Since then:
>Her facebook remains quiet, except for a few pics
>Her linked-in is back to using her maiden name
>Supposedly she gave birth to anon's bastard sometime before august
>Seems to still be with her husband
/WorthlessMajor/ thread, what you guys doin. I'm a neet.
>>24508868
Adjunct professor for my /worthlessdegree/
Graduating with a bachelors in biology this December.
>no connections
>no clinical experience
>no research experience
>gpa too low for grad school
I think about suicide daily.
>tfw studying incredibly diligently for a philosophy degree but it probably won't even be worth it once I finish the PhD and I'll just be an overeducated robot in the end
All right, American robots. Russia has attacked a NATO ally and we have problems in the middle east, so the draft has been re-instated! YOU have been drafted. We know that you can carry a gun and 50 pounds of equipment, and we know about your mental health history - that all gets fed up the pipe.
None of it matters now. This is a federal order. You WILL report to the nearest Fort ______ for Basic Training as of January 1, 2016.
Now get ready to fight and die for this country that you love so very much, and has given you so much.
I'd rather just go to prison
>>24507439
>I'd rather just go to prison
Actual degeneracy. Get fucked.
>>24507419
Pretty sure we wouldn't back Turkey up in this case, even with Article 5. Erdogan a shit.
Atleast i will finally belong
would you date a girl that has a kid?
>>24516653
I am the definition of desperate but I have certain standards that I won't deviate from. That would be a tremendous deviation.
Only if either,
1. I had a kid, myself
2. She was a milf, and the kid was grown and out of the house
>>24516653
Indeed
>Not original?
What's /r9k/'s favorite lunchable?
pic related, mine
>>24516311
The pizza one is top-tier, but it's such a pain in the ass to actually have to make each pizza. You can't just relax and watch anime while you do it, I always have to hit pause so I don't miss anything.
My favorite is the nacho one.
>>24516342
they should just come premde or some shit
>>24516383
i still buy these, im an adult.
these fucking rule.
>finally come out as bisexual
>go on tindr
>filled with cute guys
>good thing I have a cute face
>message some
>they are all dtf... even some 8/10s
>get a good thing going with one guy
>he ends up being a cam whore troll
>try again with hottie
>same thing
>keep trying
>get a few legit responses
>holy fuck, besides the annoying cam bots, it is amazingly easy to pick up dudes for sex... even good looking dudes
I feel sorry for all of you heterobots (and monobots) out there. Bisexuality is the master race sexuality.
Anyway, about to go slam this adoreable twink in his boypussy. Bringing a condom (or two).
Seriously though, if more of you guys were bisexual... you wouldn't be se lonely.
>>24516027
I agree. I would consider myself at most a 6/10 but guys always seem to hit on me because I look young. Go to bars OP, you will easily get laid that way.
no tbqh senpai baka i am not homo
>>24516027
Bi, but I'm really not a fan of casual sex. Most i've done with a guy is cuddle and with a girl I did everything but sex.
Can we talk about how we wish we had gfs again?
I wish I had a gf but I also wish that I deserved a gf
Sometimes I try to image what it would be like to have a gf.
Someone who just innately wants to be with you.
Someone who'd visit you, and turn up just because they want to see you.
Someone who'd hug you, not for any superficial reason but because they want to be close with you an hold you in their hands.
Someone to whom you are the most important person in the world (and they are to you).
Someone to whom all those stupid, messed up feeling inside you that hurt are mutual.
Someone who you can be completely honest with.
Just someone to be with.
I try to visualize it, or imagine scenarios where that's true, but I can't. I think I used to be able to, though.
I really don't like being lonely. I just really angry and sad and powerless and I don't know what to do.
I've pretty much accepted that I will never have a gf, I don't deserve a gf, and if I did get a gf I'd feel really bad for her since she has to have a shitty bf like me.
I am a mistake.
Pick two breeds from the picture. Only rule is that the breeds with a dog icon can only breed to other dogs and cats can only breed to other cats. Otherwise, go nuts. Pick two and I'll show pictures of their nightmarish offspring.
BONUS: free grub hub: 8B7C7JLZHMIJCS5T
Anime kid + Turtle
Offspring of Eevee and Meowth, to start.
>>24515518
The parents. I like that the anime kid has a scar AND a cross necklace.
My birthday is in a week, I'll be 21 and all alone.
What do you guys do on lonely birthdays?
>>24515201
Drink and fuck a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
My 25th birthday is next week and I'm going to kill myself.
>>24515256
Seriousy? I have the same plan for when I turn 25, if things haven't turned for the better.
What day's your birthday, anon? Mine's the 4th
> Never have gone to a karaoke
> Never have gone to a casino
> Never have gone to a spa
> Never have gone to a concert or play
> Never have gone to an aquarium
>>24515020
Nigga you a wHOOOOOOOOOOOOre
>>24515020
>spa
Who goes to a spa?
>>24515020
>>24515020
not missing out on much
probably need a group for any of those activities to be fun
or at least a gf except the casino/spa
>people are still falling for the scam that is diamonds
Why are so many people so fucking stupid?
>>24514927
Cultural inertia.
It's the explanation for more things than is really comfortable to think about.
>>24514927
Stupid thread. None of us will be ever be in a position where this shit would matter.
What's the difference between cubic zirconium and diamonds?
I won't even go extreme and compare diamond to glass.
Oh my fuck, who CARES?
Dressing the way you want is not an achievement, nor worthy of praise. It's literally your choice to buy and wear the clothes you want if you have the money to do so, which this girl clearly does.
I eat whatever cereal I want in the morning. Sometimes, I even get naughty and independent, and make some bacon and eggs instead of cereal. I don't conform to oppressive breakfast standards
She's not even dressing riskily in either picture. If there was one with orange liberty spikes and combat boots I would be impressed.
women are boring, man. they genuinely find this stuff interesting.
Let them parade, op. Let them have their jazz.
You have better things to do.
>ugh I have so much work to do
>I stayed up all night studying
>I really don't want to go to class today
>I'm never gonna finish this project
I don't get it. Why do people force themselves to do things they obviously and vocally don't want to, every day?
To make monies, usually.
>>24514657
Responsibility? Ambition to get things done with the hope that by doing them they will get better things they actually want? Money? Pride in getting work done?
Pick a card, any card.
>>24514657
Because it's beneficial in the long run
