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Wealthy family with long lineage
Blonde hair blue eyes
6'1" 190lb 15% body fat
Nice jawline alright face
Ivy league university
4 inch dick
GODDAMMIT GENETIC LOTTERY I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
I'd happily trade my six incher for what you have, you're delusional if you think penis size is really significant enough to offset the rest of your experience.
that's unfortunate but get good with your tongue and no grill will complain.
>>24513060
I don't have much to worry about but this, and it FUCKING CRUSHES MY SELF ESTEEM. I can't proceed with women because I'm embarrassed and idk fuck
KV btw
>Semi formal is on Sunday
>I don't know any sorority girls
>I'm not allowed to bring a GDI
Just fucking kill me r9k
>>24512963
>attending social events of any sort
why
>>24512963
>Being in a fraternity.
>Using the term GDI.
Go away anon.
>>24513004
Because they're fun
>>24513019
What's wrong with being in a fraternity?
A lot of people tell me I have a nice voice, and that I should start putting it to good use. I really like the vocaroo threads where the girls just talk and be sweet, so I guess I'll do that for you.
Sample
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qzmNaDMteK
I'll say whatever you want me to
>>24512444
Say a nice message with the name Sal. Say chin up and just be positive and nice.
>>24512480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWymY3AyAd
>>24512444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aZhP2GhI9L
O-ok
who /OnlyChild/ here?
i'm fairly content with my life but once when my parents pass i'm 100% sure i'll commit suicide, their unconditional love is all that's keeping me going, without it i'm nothing
also
>you will NEVER know what it's like having a big bro that treats you like shit most of the time but secretly loves the fuck out of you
>you will NEVER have a big sis who you thinks you're a bit weird but embraces your weirdness regardless
>you will NEVER have a little bro where you pass down many of the same interests you have down to him resulting in you becoming best buds for life
>you will NEVER have a little sister who you'll want to protect from all the nasty things in this world due to you always seeing her being so pure and innocent not matter how old she gets
>b-but you get everything you want when you're an only child why would you ever complain?
castrate yourself if you actually think this
i have an older bro and younger sis. im so lucky. they had a massive influence in shaping who i am today. pretty much everything my brother did when he was younger i wanted to do too because i just wanted to be like him. i still do a lot of the things he taught me back then now.
my younger sis and i are really good friends. as soon as she was born we had an instant connection, i pretty much see her as the female version of me. i love going out and seeing her at the same place and just hanging out and chatting knowing that we are 100% comfortable in each others space.
family man..im so fortunate to be given what i have.
>>24510471
>this entire post
hope your family bonds never die anon
>>24510345
Fuck off... I have a younger brother and sister and they're terrible...
Brother
>Chad
>steals money from parents doesn't care
>parents let him get away with it
>fucking girls every night in his room
>coming to me afterwards calling me loser, pathetic faggot who can't get no girls
>6'3"
>200 lbs
>has so many friends and is a magnet for women
>got a union job in NYC making 32/hr, after chatting up a fellow Chad in a bar
Sister
>loud obnoxious Stacey cunt
>dad gets her whatever she wants
>calls me loser, can't get a gf cause you're too ugly, are you even related to me and chadnon?, etc
>going to college for gender studies, father sees no problem in this
Me
>5'10"
>140 lbs
>ugly 3/10
>not very smart
>one friend
>khv
Fuck off I wish everyday I was an only child...and yo hear your bullshit babbling about how you hate it... just wait until your YOUNGER brother and sister are Chad and Stacey
Why the fuck would anyone browse this shitty website? I know some of you normalfags do, so tell me why.
It's full of pseudo-intellectual douchebags who are all stuck up their own ass. The "hivemind" is fucking retarded, and people just post non-controversial opinions that the majority will agree with, so they get upvotes to stroke their e-peen.
The layout of the website is awful. The garbage layout of threads and posts replying to the OP is so asinine it gives me a headache whenever I try to follow what's going on in the thread.
Fuck this stupid website. If you browse reddit, get the fuck out. You don't belong here.
What if I browse reddit exclusively to make fun of redditards?
Please post this on /tv/
>>24510300
Why should I post this thread on /tv/?
I'm going to lose my virginity with a tranny tomorrow.
What I have take in mind to not fuck my shit up?
>>24509695
Try not to remember that you're a degenerate who's only enabling a mentally ill person
Just don't pay her $150 to fuck your butt.
She will look nothing like her pictures
She will look like a dude
Her voice will be deep as fuck
You will forever be "that dude who fucked a tranny"
who /straight but watch gay porn/ here?
>>24509178
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahshhhahahshshahshah
Roboto pls no.
The closest to gay porn I come in contact with is yaoi.
>>24509178
No but source pleas
This just happened:
My mom wanted 75% of my money (which was 45 dollars).
So she starts going on about how she's let me live here rent free, I haven't paid her back yet for college (all true, admittedly) and she just spent $600 on thanksgiving groceries, and I wasn't in the mood, so I just dropped the two twenties on top of the groceries she was carrying.
She starts yelling at me "You do not throw shit at me! That is so disrespectful! Do you want to be kicked out right now? Go to your room and don't come out!"
So I walk off and I say "I'm going to need six dollars in change." And she yells back "fuck you!"
So now I'm sitting here in my room 4channing.
I'm going to see how long I can stay in my room.
>"You need to take out the trash."
"I'm sorry, you told me not to come out of my room."
Where am I going with all this? I don't know. I'm just mad she took my fucking money.
>Underage
This is an adult website
>"Im going to need six dollars in change
Damn that was pretty funny
>>24508235
why dont you hit her and put her back in her place
christ anon you are such a beta kek
I just want to live in a small, cramped modern apartment and never have to pay the rent
Also comfy thread
>>24507623
Would you be willing to suck dick daily for it?
A place like that will cost u 2000 in NYC
>>24507659
Then don't live in NYC dummy
I bumped into this kid, basically symbolises the emptiness on omegle, get in here bots,chads and stacys.
Haha, it looks like just ran the ping command in CMD prompt? Or Ipconfig?
Sums up le anonymouse legion xDDD
I'll be on in a few hours
Good, I hate those meme mask 9fag faggots. Since when did anonymous become le 9gag army. Normies poison everything! EVERYTHING!
Who do women like more: The Athlete, The Bad Boy, or The Artist?
>>24514131
The Plutocrat
Stop obsessing over what women think. It's not healthy.
>>24514131
Can I get the artist with the athletes body
How do I make a friend
Add some fag on steam. Chances are they will already have friends, but maybe you can weedle your way into their heart.
>>24513941
What if not a steam gamer
PC too shit to run most games, and everyone ive tried to add has ignored and blocked me
Pick up a hobby join some club for that hobby talk to people in the club
IM so FUCKING TIRED OF IT
IM TIRED OF IT ALL
FUCKING CHRIST I WANT TO DIE
I WANT THE WORLD TO BURN
I WANT WIDESPREAD DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND DESPAIR
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
>DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
>NO GED
>WAGE KUCK
>SINGLE
>NO ONE LIKES ME
>VIRGIN
NOT EVEN JERKING OFF MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE
NOTHING DOES
I ROT AWAY SMOKING AND PLAYING VIDYA
I WANT EVERYTHING TO END IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF ITTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24513315
Shoot up a school bro.
Just shoot up your local school man problem solved
>>24513324
>>24513345
IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO DO SUCH A THING, I MAY BE FUCKING DESENSITIZED TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING BUT I CANT BECOME A NIGGER
I JUST WANT WW3
I WANT NUCLEAR WAR I WANT TO TAKE EVERYONE, ALL 8 BILLION DOWN TO MY LEVEL AND LIVE OFF THE ROAD
I HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS NEW WORLD
I LITERALLY HAVE NO PLACE
ITT we provoke strong emotions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EN9MIa3Kyc&list=PLh80EfIug9Vcc4TXkexjo31hPP9V3Xd0S&index=69
>>24513097
what's the matter? You niggas afraid to feel?
>tfw the last thread died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXHj_EW_JpQ
This is one of my favorite songs from Keaton
>dowload some sketchy shit
>computer an heroes
>every time I turn it on it gives me the start up screen followed by the Windows loading screen, then pic related for a split second
What do, robots? Shit's still running Windows XP by the way
>download some sketchy shit
>Shit's still running Windows XP by the way
>>24513024
boot in safe mode
Get into the bios and make sure it's trying to boot from the right drive.
Then install Gentoo, Debian, Arch, Windows 7, literally anything else.
