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Too me 24 years to realize it.
I use to think that everyone was a meanie for not listening to me whine about my problems then I realized I hate when other people do it to...
It's so pointless because people rarely ever take any advice, if you're not going to listen to advice don't tell me about your problems.
>>24508101
Yup. No one likes to deal with your whiny bullshit.
ayylmao you figured it out
Absolutely true.
The problem is that sometimes your problems aren't your fault and you simply can't solve them yourself. Or at all.
The only option is suicide, AFTER which family members like to pretend they wanted to help. That's not fair, they should admit you were annoying and they wanted you to die.
>be black
>hate liberals and SJWs because they're faggy bleeding hearts who are exhausting to be around because they complain/act like they care about non issues 24/7
>hate conservatives because they always mock me for being a nonwhite and not following what they arbitrarily define as "BRO CULTURE"
>both have sticks up their asses and think they're morally and intellectually superior to everyone
>literally everyone in my country that I've met who isn't a neckbeard is like this (they're usually libs)
>be white
>media machine is working its hardest to convince the world you are weak, evil, and worthless, and there is no purpose to your existence.
Unfortunately I have no friends and I don't leave the house on my days off so these aren't things that bother me
>>24507986
>tfw what america has been doing to Asian men forever
Enjoy the state of your own medicine anon
Is anybody else here a cyborg?
>6'2"
>speak three languages Hebrew, Russian and English
>Served 5 years in the IDF
>Fit as fuck
>Immigrated to Canada
>Welder making 90k a year
>Nice apartment
Somehow I still cannot talk to women, every time I try I fail misrably. Like aside from that I figure in a pretty good catch
Pic unrelated
>>24507780
>Served 5 years in the IDF
>pic unrelated
>nonvirgin, have gf
>5'11", 5/10, skinnyfat
>full-time wagekuk and loving it
>have a few friends, not many
>live independently in capital city
>spend most of my day after work playing vidya, reading, getting stoned and drinking beer
>only time I ever go out at night is for a few quiet drinks with m8s
It's a decent life
>>24507821
Semi related
>Guts has been on the boat for seven years
>Guts has been on the boat since /r9k/ was first created
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GUTS FINALLY GOT OFF THE FUCKING BOAT
>tfw read berserk but forgot all of it
>>24507573
He got off the boat? I might have to pick up the manga again then.
>/r9k/ like reading trash
I'm on a train and I always sit at the top so people dont look at me or notice me because of my anxiety
Sitting on top of a train is pretty dangerous OP
What if you fall off?
Be careful, please
I would hate to see yet another robot die because the world with all of it's normal people is too much for their delicate heart
>>24507607
Hi robot,
I probably should have mentioned that the train has two floors. Thanks anyway friend
>>24507644
If that is you, you are a QT!!!
Who else fell for the /nerds will become super rich and have qt loyal girlfriends when they're older, you just have to wait/ meme?
>>24507328
Just fuck me up forever familoa
>>24507328
goddamit I forgot I fell for this meme.
>>24507328
>you just have to wait
I mean that right there is the sole problem. You can't just sit around doing nothing and expect things to fall into your lap. Do something. Do anything. Forget about the girls. You may never get a girlfriend, so don't put your life on hold for one.
How are you enjoying yours /r9k/?
That's a pretty great looking fingerbox, mind if I ask where you got it? Mine hasn't been working correctly for weeks.
>>24507205
I got mine from the chinatown district in my city, it's been functioning great for weeks
Damn thats a killer fingerbox. Got a new one a couple weeks ago in Dublin.
>Normies shut down a city over this
>>24507036
>normies shutting down a city full of normies
Good, fucking retards deserve it.
>>24507036
Your pathetic Earth city will never withstand our superior Moon fingers. Show them, Err.
Normie's don't know bout thisdimension
Anyone prefer girls with prominent eyebrows?
>>24507010
Yeah, there's something about that, sometimes. I also like odd noses and long, slender necks. There's something to the aesthetic I find appealing.
Fuck no, take your unibrow apes otta here
>>24507010
Yes, generally
>tfw my oneitis has no eyebrows
people maybe make them or not but probably not.
>>24506890
This would be a superior pepe
>>24506890
ITT: post ideas that were already done and question why you can't use something like gimp or photoshop
>>24507235
>ITT: post ideas that were already done
>doesn't post it
You suck cock by choice.
Are people on /r9k/ idiots?
No one is everything
like good and bad like
....that.....
>>24506800
Some of us know more than you can comprehend
>>24506845
Deep shit deepshit!
>Drove by myself for the first time
>At night
Never again
>>24506759
wut? night driving after 11pm on empty roads is easily the best time to drive
>no old people slowing you down
>long open roads to let fly on
only wish I had a faster car desu
>>24506759
Why would you not want to drive by yourself. Nobody freaking out because you went around that curve a little fast, or went 5 miles over the speed limit.
As someone else who is also anxious and shit over driving, >>24507529 is absolutely correct. Super fucking comfy. Also went on a 14 hour road trip earlier this year. 3am highway driving with just some truckers on the road, if anything, was the comfiest fucking feeling.
hello anons!
here it is:
A tiny sleepy shitty town (20k people).
No real friend around - just fucking "takers" that not connecting each other.
I'm looking for pick up advices - male (25) looking for qt females.
No tinder yet. Guess I don't know how to play the game at all, offline nor online.
how to start?
>>24506508
what are you doing here normalfag
get the fuck out
>>24506508
Take gun. Put it in your mouth. Pull the trigger. Instant pussy everywhere. Trust me it's been tested.
>>24506508
dude, you gotta jus b urself dude
works every time dude lmao trust me
>female friend asks to come over to confide in me
>says every guy she dates keeps trying to have sex with her right off the bat
>says her friends keep telling her that guys "like a girl with experience"
>she's 22
>asks me what she should do
>tell her I'll think about it What should I say?
>>24506422
> "Unless you're taking your friend's advice, I don't know nor care about it."
Kill the slut.
Remember OP, a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
Just be nice, say something that she should find a guy that she can confide in, respects her for thoughts and wishes in life, motivates her to achieve great and more so make her ever laugh so heartly that all her problems won't matter.
I'm going to leave these cookies here while I go get some milk. Don't do anything to them while I'm gone.
Well be quick motherfucker or ill shit all over them and feed them to ur mum
>>24506443
Pls do not sexualize the cookies
Don't worry I'll look after them for you
