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>November 24, 2015
>free government money in 9 days
time flys by lmao
My birthday, no one accept my parents remembered.
>robot attempts to use twitter.jpg
>doesnt even bother to check on his phone the minimum height for suicide impact
>posts a pic on twitter and jumps anyways
Creme de la creme here folks
>>24505237
Xanax was a mistake, he probably lost consciousness or relaxed during fall which softened the blow.
>>24505283
do you think that actually made a difference? isn't he still falling at the same height and hitting the ground at the same speed?
Hi, /r9k/. Question for you, but first a little background. I met this guy at a Walmart a few weeks back (I was buying some protein bars if that matters). He started chatting me up, saying that his marketing company is looking to expand and that I would be right for the job. He then gave me his number. Well, today he called me and said "no promises, but my partners think that if we meet up to discuss it well be able to get you in somewhere". So we set up a meeting for this Friday at 1:30. Here's the kicker: it's at a hotel. This was his choice because coffee shops can be "too noisy". But a fucking hotel. Is he going to ask me to blow him?I'm so desperate and he's quite handsome so I probably would
>>24505180
Then what the fucks the problem? You either, a) get fucked soon b) get fucked later on or c) get a job in marketing
>>24505258
I'm wondering what my chances are, my dude. Like it sounds like he's going to want to fuck me, right? I kind of hope so
>>24505180
How hard was it to ask be what the fuck the actual job was...?
If you could do whatever you wanted to your local chad without any repercussions, what would you do?
>>24505107
pin him against Tyrone
>>24505107
sleep with him blox
Talk to him?
A lot of Chads are actually nice guys. It's not their fault they're attractive and social.
My best friends at work are definitely Chads, one used to be a male stripper, but they like a lot of stuff we do. One knows a ton about comics and is a really great artist
Does anyone think it's possible that everything and I mean everything is deceiving?
It's hard to put into words, but what if all the knowledge in books and "reliable" websites were all just bullshit. How the fuck are we to tell if we're being deceived or not?
I'm not talking about a textbook that teaches that 2 +2 is 4. I mean like human origins or like shit that happened yesterday, it seems every damn thing can be staged or built to deceive. What do I believe anons???
i can't stop overthinking shit dammit help fuck why kill me pls damnit shit fuck cunt ass dildos what do i do fuuuuu.
am i retarded?
>>24505101
We live in a world that approaches 1984.
Only in some ways though, mostly it's just people making assertions without showing the evidence.
fucking jews
Yea but most scientists arent looking to deceive. Just go on Reddit and know that the hivemind over there is ruthless to the truth.
It is heavily biased on subjective matters but thats irrelevant
Id like to take a trip but ive never really gone anywhere myself. Would it be weird to fly out of country by myself?
Where do you wanna go? What do you want to do? Do you only want to travel, or work and travel?
go couchsurfing. That's a thing, look it up.
Travelling alone is great. I've been to Japan, Scotland, Madiera, Germany, few other places. Coming from England.
It's pretty cool going at your own pace.
Why haven't you ended your sufferings yet?
afraid of eternal oblivion
>>24504991
Too comfy to kill myself desu senpai.
i'm not even suffering anymore
i'm subtly butthurt at about everything in existence
>girlfriend wont give me a blow job or a handjob
>doesnt mind getting railed by the dick in the missionary position
>>literally will not touch my penis
>its seriously frustrating some sexual trauma of mine
>its causing me to feel self conscious, ashamed, and its lowering my self esteem
>shes got sexual trauma as well which is probably related to why she wont touch my penis
>shes sucked other dicks though and thats what is bothering me even more
>im understanding of her inhibition, but shes let go if it before
>i cant help how im feeling, its just legitimatelytriggeringme
Maybe your dick just stinks
>>24504962
I had a gf didn't like looking at dicks because she was raped and abused. But she liked rape fantasies and demoralizing bondage shit. But she still didn't even want to see a dick. I dunno man.
>>24504962
Show us dick OP
Why haven't you gotten yourself a wheelchair-bound gf?
This is Hannah. She's a real qt, but chads and normies wouldn't look twice at her because of her disability. She's a C5 quadriplegic, which means that she's paralyzed from the chest down, with no use of her hands, so she needs help for all kinds of things. I'm sure most robots would be comfortable with assisting her with her daily needs. I know I am.
tfw no qt wheels gf
Because they lack the phat ass and thick thighs.
>>24504950
I mean as long as she is not constantly bitching about her disability and how hard and unfair it is.
because you know I want to be the one who is the victim here.
If you lived in China your parents would have sent you to internet addiction boot camp by now
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/bootcamp-for-internet-addicts/
Everything is relative isnt it?
That sucks though, youd think in a nation of 1.3 billion you could blend in easily.
>>24504748
Someone have that picture of the semi-related documentary and it's a Chinese dude crying on the floor and the caption reads "I used the internet"
meme material desu
>>24504834
Nevermind I'm an idiot who forgot that google exists.
"Hey mom, who was anon's first kiss?"
"I'm not sure, I don't ask him though. I'm not sure he has"
Overhearing my little sister and mom talking about me, how to keep composure?
>>24504573
>"Anon why don't you have a girlfriend, you're so handsome!"
>"My son's a fag, he likes fucking drag queens"
>"D-dad it doesn't make me gay, studies sh-"
>"Shut up, ya like dick son. Accept it"
>tfw this actually happened
>>24504573
"When I was 13 years old, during a game of 'spin the bottle'"
>>24504573
>go downstairs
>make out with little sister
>"THAT, was my first kiss"
I like this movie. Wanna know what I don't like? Damn emofags and edgelords who cling to this shit and b make it fucking "goth culture" and "le movie gets my angst"
Seriously, what the hell?
>>24504501
yeah, everything tim burton is lame emo kid garbage.
Serial experiments lain is the nightmare before christmas of anime.
>>24504501
The Nightmare Before Christmas is the aesthetic of my goth culture and le movie gets my angst.
Really what is it about this movie that attracts the Hot Topic crowd to this day?
Why are girls so irrational?
>joking around with qt asian grill
>always insult eachother
>she's rich and always goes on holiday around the world
>at one point tell her to get raped
>she shrugs it off
>call her a little rich girl jokingly after telling her im getting a phone i can barely afford
>i say "we're not all little rich girls like you are"
>she sends a paragraph saying she doesn't appreciate it when she's called stuff like that
What the fuck? I literally told her to kill herself at one point.
>>24504244
Obviously because she has a personal insecurity about her wealth and how it relates to people that aren't as wealthy.
Hi, I'm visiting this board for the first time. I noticed you're a fucking retard. Or maybe a troll
Telling someone to kill themselves is obviously a joke. Get raped is the same thing.
Calling her out for being rich is something she's obviously sensitive about, and it's close enough to reality to be insulting.
If you want to translate this experience into stuffing your cock into her, provoke an argument about it but then eventually apologize after two weeks of radio silence.
Maybe because it's actually true.
>Don't worry, anon, when you get to college you'll have more cute girls trying to date you than you'll know what to do with!
>>24504085
No you won't. No one will ever love you OP.
>"I got friendzoned." "Whatever dude, you were just too afraid to tell her what you thought, and she assumed you were just a friend. Your fault."
>"I'm only ever attracted to/approach a small portion of women I click with, but nothing has worked out." "Come on man, dating is a numbers game, just start talking to people. Ask them out for the hell of it without hanging your self worth on the answer. Or maybe just hang out with them, get to know them. You'll improve eventually, and one of them is bound to say yes."
>"I've approached dozens of women and everyone of them turned me down!" "Woah there Stiffler! no way you were actually attracted to them all. Shouldn't you get to know them, become their friend, identify their unique inner beauty?"
>"I'm only ever attracted to/approach a small portion of women I click with, but nothing has worked out." "Come on man, dating is a numbers game, just start talking to people. Ask them out for the hell of it without hanging your self worth on the answer. Or maybe just hang out with them, get to know them. You'll improve eventually, and one of them is bound to say yes."
>>24504085
Shh, relax man. It'll all be over soon, in 50-60 years.
Recommend me a LEGAL anti-depressant drug to suppress emotions. I don't want to feel nothing anymore, nothing! Not joy nor sadness, nothing! I want to be a machine. I'm tired of feeling like crap.
Bonus points if it also suppresses appetite for a depressed fat fuck like me.
> suppress emotions
that's not how anti-depressants work
if you want to dull your senses, use opiates or drink yourself to death
if you want to deal with your shit, get anti-depressants which will help you become a little more motivated and functional, and couple that with therapy to support your in the process of removing the dysfunctional patterns that are killing you
get an unlimited amount of xanax do you don't have to deal with withdrawal
>>24504448
google says it's for anxiety etc... does it suppress emotions? good and bad
