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>Your race (or what people assume you are)
>Races/ethnicities you're attracted to
>Races/ethnicities you do or think you'd have the best luck with
Me:
>Indian (designated)
>Like: White, maybe some light hispanics
>Assume: Hispanic, Chinese, black, maybe other Indians?
And you know the worst part? I'm half white. I don't want to throw away my blue eyes gene by mating with another brown-eyed person. I literally need to BROWN one of /pol/'s precious blondes. Maybe I'll movie to Sweden.
>Your race (or what people assume you are)
White(Anglo)
>Races/ethnicities you're attracted to
Northern whites.(Anglos/Germans/Danes/Swedes/Norwegians/Scots/Irish/Welsh/Dutch)
>Races/ethnicities you do or think you'd have the best luck with
Hispanics specifically Mexicans. They keep throwing their tattoo covered bodies at me. It disgusts me. Black hair and brown eyes are my biggest turn offs. Even more than fat.
>Your race (or what people assume you are)
White(German
>Races/ethnicities you're attracted to
East Asians, Southeast Asians..
>Races/ethnicities you do or think you'd have the best luck with
None desu. ._.
Race-Black
Like-Any
Have a chance with - None
Why the fuck are people voting for Bernie? Holy shit liberals are so soft minded.
>>24485141
If you need the bux gotta vote for kuks
everyone else is worse
>>24485141
Nobody's voting for him though. He can't even lead his own party's polls.
What's /r9k/'s opinion on transgenders?
>>24480420
I'm talking to one now. She (inb4 "she" comments) is really easygoing and nice.
It's a fact that they don't actually exist and are instead only mentally ill.
>>24480460
what do you mean by "don't actually exist"?
oh, look at that
facebook picture of my mates having fun going out last weekend
thanks for inviting me you fucks
Don't worry, you get used to this shit after awhile.
Is the kid on the far right named Joey by chance?
>>24500048
I feel you, happens regularly
And I am by no means not socially integrated my niggas just love having fun without me, what do?
There's only 7 days in a week, right?
Think of 7 something everyday of the week for robots to do to drown out >tfw no gf.cold as shit in britbong, can't do activities that involve the weather
>>24499786
>cold as shit in britbong, can't do activities that involve the weather
Get a nice warm waterproof coat. And then going outside can be comfy, it's my favourite time to go for walks because you can put your hood up and hide from people and there's not many about.though it's just about the worst thing to do to meet womenalso nothing can drown out >tfw no gf
>>24499934
I'll order a coat from ebay right now, i don't own one
>also nothing can drown out >tfw no gf
ketamine can.. kind of tempted to take some and be numb until i fall asleep
Do you live countryside or in the city?
Can /r9k/ help me out? A rich friend of mine wants me to suck his dick for about a hundred thousand bucks. I don't want it to be a regular thing and I'm afraid he'll keep asking me afterward using some sort of blackmail, but the money is really appealing. Wat do
>>24499244
Do it.
If you get blackmailed, call the cops, most of the time the prostitute doesn't go to jail.
The crime would hurt his reputation more than it would hurt yours.
Do itfgt
And send me money plebs
Paypal [email protected]
Really poor just do it and send Mr cash bb gurl
Do it. Literally no downside
So I found /r9k/ in my gfs browser history, so I've started lurking here and have seen someone I'm quite sure is her posting stuff about me being a beta, virgin, manlet and whatnot.
I'm not sure what to do, confront her about it or break up with her without mentioning it?
Talk to her about it.
I run a youtube channel. When I lived overseas and lived with roommates, I found out that he has been posting my pictures here for months pretending to be me. I confronted him about it and he stopped.
>>24499024
Confront her to the death.
>>24499024
First you screenshot what she said and post it here. Then us anons will discuss.
>"I don't think he realises how much is breath stinks"
>"Well I'm not gonna be the one to tell him"
Oh man. Back in high school I remember I only washed my teeth at home, so my breath got a little stinky after meals. I was never conscious of my breath until one day I pissed off a former friend and he yelled "Wash your fucking teeth! Everybody comments on how fucking bad it smells but no one has the guts to tell you."
I'm self conscious about my breath now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YdvFBxBD5g
Haha they got him!
>>24498959
>wash your teeth
where the fuck do people say this?
ITT: Robots will act out the exact opposite of what's considered normal behavior for robots.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT
bruh u go to that party last night? shit was lit af f.am u shoulda been there
i havent talked to another human being for four hours im so lonely!
sup gurl u wanna come over
Would you marry someone who looked like pic related? Why? Why not?
I would only have children with pic related, I would meet and greet with her whole family, go sauna with her dad and brothers, and sneakily measure their cocks.
>Chin Genetics
>Family members penis size
>Basic background on potential illnesses in family
Honestly, get a big solid robost girlfriend and your sons will have Godlike genetics, manly chin, 6'7 foot alphas, whilst all the dumb normalfags go after "cuwt no chin stacey" and get geneticly inferior manlet weak bone pussies.
Welcome to the Secret Pill
This
you aren't a real robot if you haven't swallowed the secret pill tbqhwyf
And for the fembots, the reverse is true. If you breed with a weak-chinned sissified femboy manlet, you're gonna have some seriously Stacyrific daughters.
brienne us ugly as fuck
ygritte is top tier 10/10 GoTfu
Guy on left is clearly a beta
Guy on right is clearly an alpha
Notice the differences?
The layers
>>24498153
Guy on the right does not have his defenses up. He could take a cheap shot to the stomach and it would flatten him right out.
On the battlefield he's a deadman and that's all that counts.
Tango out.
>>24498153
>Notice the differences?
Yeah, height.
How do robot NEETS feel about being drafted for WW3 soon?
>>24498099
It won't happen for another century at least, don't get your hopes up.
>>24498099
Not a NEET but i'm glad frankly. I wanna go fight for the glorious nation Norway in the great cleanse.
>>24498151
Idk mayne
I think within the next 5 years there will be a full blown race war in europe
>>24498099
I mean, I'm down af
I've always wanted to die in battle regardless of the cause.
When I reach my peak what the duck am I going to do after that? Go downhill? HELL NO MY ROBOTIC NIGGAS.
I'm going to kill myself or die in battle because on the set I ain't going anywhere but up, bitches
Robots, do you believe in fate? That our lives are already sorted out, and everything happens for a reason?
Debating on some life decisions at the moment. Not sure if go with it and possibly let the bad happen, or play it safe and most likely waste my once in a lifetime opportunity.
Whether or not you believe in predestination is irrelevant, we either have free will, or we have the appearance of free will. Neither option changes our lives in any way.
But as a general rule, if you don't do it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Would you rather face potential failure or certain failure?
>>24498002
t.h.i.s t.b.h f.a.m
s.m.h b.t.w
>>24498002
Actually it's the other way around. If I DON'T do it then I'll be thankful I didn't. If I do, then I'm basically going to die. What if I'm meant to die this way (young) for whatever reason?
This has been bugging me 24/7 for the past two weeks.
Post ur harem of waifus senpaitachi
>>24497883
>tfw non-polygamist
Biel hate carbs
>>24497883
>>24498146
>3D pigs
fuck off normalshits
>bayonetta will never tear me in half
sigh
So, bots. I started taking a "privilege course". I'm in community college and hoped to avoid this liberal university bullshit, but I just realized how bad it is
Literally this comes up
if you're too lazy to read the picture, tl;dr, ignoring someones race and trying to act like a normal human is wrong
Is this really what we're coming to?
>asking someone for evidence is racism
wew
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>>24497850
Dear Americans, please don't feel insulted but I hate so much about your 'culture', I really do.
More.
I thought this was only tumblr bullshit
What the fuck happened?
![Annoyed-Man_Body[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Kjc28OG.png "Annoyed-Man Body[1]")
