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>brush teeth
>floss
>use mouthwash
>breath nice and fresh, mouth healthy
>eat some roasted garlic hummus before class just to keep the Stacies away
What do you do to keep the Stacies away, robots?
Be more attractive then them. They are to nervous to talk to me
>>24498431
>blonde white bitches at work give me happy greetings
>you're not my slave master anymore
>look of shock on their faces
>no one ever talks to me again
Feels good man
>What do you do to keep the Stacies away, robots?
Be me.
In this thread we list odd things Ellitor Rodger did
>He once drove all the way to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket
>On January 15th 2014, He performed a citizen's arrest on his housemate for stealing 3 candles
>>24498057
>Appeared in Fallout 4
>he overheard his sister having sex once and waited by her bedroom door "listening to it all"
>>24498057
I thought he drove to Arizona like 3 times
>Stacy told me you can't swim! Is it true? How embarrassing!
>>24497497
those are some pretty decent titties. she should have done that topless so we could enjoy the wibble wobble show
>>24497497
Sorry OP but I'm not a nigger.
>>24497544
>wibble wobble show
Are you 12?
Are acid or shrooms good for depressed NEETs? Are they more likely to make you re-evaluate your life or will they fuck your shit up even worse? Which one would you say is safer?
>>24497393
yeah they're good, but don't do them excessively.
they will most likely not make you re-evaluate your life or fuck your shit up but they let you escape reality for a while, and that is worth gold when you are depressed.
but again, don't do them excessively
just dive into fantasy world like me, I play The Long Dark and imagine this is my real life
The best drug to get high on when you're a hopeless neet is called therapy. Its both an upper & a downer. You should try it OP
>"Hey anon! Did you finish your homework? Can I copy from you? I was sooooooo busy last night I did not have enough time to do it"
[Lie] Ah, no, I didn't...
>>24497329
fuck off cuntlips
maybe if u suck on deez nuts
>born ugly
>can't do shit about it
>can't get a girlfriend because of it
>always alone
>i'm supposed to accept it and not shoot people
Something doesn't compute. I mean you can't lock up someone in a terrible life and expect shit to not hit the fan.
I have an even worse underbite (?) and worse chin than on the picture, yet I could have still had relationships and sex (had interest shown in me). Your excuse is invalid.
>>24497081
lots of ugly women out there, you fucking shell of a man.
>>24497081
Just take what you want and die somewhat satisfied. What's stopping you?
>tfw stacey gets raped
>she's been rejecting guys like you her whole life and has a pseudo religion in her head around creeps and beautiful people
>now she has to endure one of these "creeps" plunging his little dick in her goldmine of a pussy
>this "creep" is grabbing whatever he wants, feeling whatever he wants, putting his mouth on whatever he want
>this "creep" is cumming on her perfect face she uses like a weapon to get what she wants
>this creep is getting so much enjoyment and she's not getting anything in return, it's sooo traumatizing like omg
>she's confused, guys like this are supposed to stay away from her, only hot guys are allowed to touch her or talk to her, he's just not doing what she wants it's so frustrating, like omg
kek
>>24497034
My new fetish desu senpai
bumpitty bump bump bump
>>24497034
Are you thinking about raping someone anon?
I have nothing to say and have no audacity. I exist just to have insults and accusations thrown at me and then feebly fend them off. Once I fend them off, I have no ability to initiate anything myself so I'm right back on the receiving end and then I just get worn down and submit and sulk and want to be alone.
I am born to be dominated. Fuck this life. I've even internalized all of the various argument tactics that I always succumb to and so they play like a tape in my mind, ruining all activities, even masturbation now.
I don't even want to leave any trace of existence behind, just want to disappear
Sounds like me less than 3 months ago
I'm not even sure how I got myself out of that state
>>24496579
>I don't even want to leave any trace of existence behind, just want to disappear
I know this feel.
>play like a tape in my mind
This also. Do you endlessly run through hypothetical arguments in an attempt to reach a perfect response to defend yourself with? A futile task of seeking a sense of certainty in argumentation, so that your mind can finally be at rest.
Do you feel paralyzed by anxiety when in these situations, your heart races and the tornado in your mind destroys any chance of responding in a way you'd like? Or a way you would in a civil, non-affecting, non-confrontational situation.
>>24497142
Yeah, pretty much. I've read a bunch of transactional analysis books and I read other people's conversations online and get anxious imagining myself in them.
When I imagine myself having sex (fapping to the thoughts), I can only imagine myself being admonished for my desire to have sex. Meanwhile everyone else is permitted to fuck freely and to speak openly about their experiences while taunting me for the absence of any sex in my life. (i even had sex in the past but was always taunted and accused of being a virgin anyways and then if I calmly said no,I'd get accused of being insecure).
I guess this is insecurity, but it doesn't feel like a deficiency, simply the inability to shut off or click "end task" when I begin to ruminate.
Am i a racist if i DO want black people to have equal rights, i DON'T think they're all criminals... but i just think they're ugly as fuck? I'm not stereotyping, i just fucking hate their skin color.
Am i not a racist, or am i just a racist who is honest with myself? And am i wrong?
Most of humanity wouldn't fuck me.
I'd say I reserve the same right.
>>24495098
I feel the same anon. I think ethnic people are perfectly fine, but I just can't get it up to anything but white girls.
>>24495098
If you stop caring so much you'll feel better.
>CHADS GET DRAFTED
>NIGS GET DRAFTED
>ALL GET SHIPPED OFF TO BUTTFUCK NOWHERE
>WE DON'T GET DRAFTED BECAUSE WE'RE FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
>GIRLS GET SO DESPERATE FOR A BF THAT THE ONES THAT DON'T HAVE SOMEONE OFF IN WAR WILL DATE US
WWIII LET'S GOOOOOO
>>24494912
>>WE DON'T GET DRAFTED BECAUSE WE'RE FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
You think it works like that?
You're in for a shock.
>>24494912
>FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
lol you're going to need to do better than that f.am
I won't get drafted because I'm 35, sorry to all the younger NEETs out there.
makeup is fraudulent and manipulative
>>24494634
so is clothing
>>24494637
Clothing serves another purpose, makeup doesn't. Makeup is inherently about deceiving people, especially the opposite sex.
>>24494634
So lie about your height, dick size, wealth, or even worse, giving a shit about them in the first place. So what if it's fraudulent? Two can play that game.
Can we have a /comfy/ thread?
We had one last night and it was great.
Pull up a pillow, get a cup of tea (or coffee, or whatever) and chat about your feels.
How are/were your feels today?
>>24494631
Terrible.
>tfw want to die
Just chilling in the bathtub, contemplating on what to eat for breakfast when I get out.
I just hate this girl
She make me upset all the time
I don't know if she means it or no
I just need to find a solution
I was thinking of getting something for huffing so i get rid of this feeling
But i have been caught two days ago
I need help
TURN ON CNNseriously
Turks have shot down a Russian warplane
It's happening
was a syrian military su24 fighter bomber
not happening probably
>>24493736
i dont own a tv just tell me what the fuck is going on
What was the most autistic thing you ever did /r9k/?
telling myself that I actually had a chance
>>24493337
I got muted on /r9k/ for making an unoriginal comment
>>24493337
Brought to school and wore a naruto headband
:/
/britfeel/
Wagekek edition
been waiting all night for this, so glad there's a thread up and I can feel safe again
Take the Deen Pill lads
Higher than a ceiling lads
Why even live
