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She liked you but never had the courage to tell you
LOL no
this never happened
>>24492843
Sounds like BS. Women only want chads. The rest of us are easily exploitable ATM machines.
>>24492843
>she wanted to keep you as a backup plan in case it wouldn't work out with Chad
>you missed the chance to experience teenage love
>>24492803
You're not missing much familia
couldn't you just resort to rape?
>>24492803
Well, I dated an 18yo at 24yrs (my first gf). She was an annoying clingy cunt. Girls 24+ are so much better.
You might learn something by watching this video.
http://youtu.be/VJad0zj3jg4
>mfw nobody will watch the whole thing
>>24492711I was already subscribed to this guy
>13 minutes
Nigga I'm watching Frasier
>>24492711
seen this here video 'bout a thousand times
is it possible to turn a lesbian straight or at least a little bi? I have a qt lesbian friend who is the only female that talks to me. She's actually cool and not a vapid cunt.
she's probably not 100% lesbian (most aren't) but let's be honest, she's not going to switch teams for you
yep you gotta be 9/10 chad though
>>24492696
>lesbians
>existing
None of youdeserve to be happy
>>24492646
But that doesn't mean we deserve to be sad.
>>24492646
No one deserves anything. If you want something you have to earn it.
>>24492646
im happy anyway, dont bother me with your should-be/could-be nonsense any more please
What's your opinion on happiness?
All my life I've been brainwashed into thinking that I have no other choice but to finish my education and land a good paying job. Honestly, that sounds alright to me, but will it ever make me happy? I really don't want to be some bum or a drifter, but I also don't want to wake up one morning and realize there's no going back.
>>24492543
Focus on improving yourself in all aspects familia.
Then even if you are still unhappy, you'll still have interests.
Happiness doesn't exist.
I spent most of my life doing what other people expected me to do and I was miserable.
>quit my job
>dumped the roastie who was leeching money from me
>dropped out of society
>spend all day in a dark apartment
>do freelance programming for a living
>closest to happy I've ever been
who here /mishchief/?
>>24492537
>enjoy mischief threads
>sage anyways
>mom asks "Did you wash your hands for dinner?"
>answer yes
But I actually didn't ;3
>>24492537
> Girl in college literally jumps in front of me and begs me to vote for her
> Okay
> Vote for myself
How has 4chan ruined your life?
Failed out of collage because I would come to 4chan instead of study.
>>24492525
Memes are a sin
I'm about to fail college in 5th year with three classes left.
It's also made me a hermit and made my mental illness worse.
is it possible to get a hooker and not pay? like one off of backpage that doesn't have a pimp?
Also backpage/hooker encounter thread
>is it possible to get a hooker and not pay?
yep
it's called gf
>>24492485
any smart hooker is going to ask for the money upfront, so i doubt it
>>24492517
if i subdue her and steal the money back could it work? do most carry guns?
When did you first realize you were ugly? When did it hit you?
>>24492285
Edgy, m8. I bet you're a troll, because people that ugly on the inside are usually even uglier on the outside.
When I was about 12 it dawned on me how much I looked like my grandmother.
>>24492248
Pretty much as soon as i saw other kids my age in kindergarten. They would laugh at me sometimes and make fun of my long eye lashes and weight problems. They stopped when i shoved a pencil in one of their necks.
Guess i'm ugly inside and out
Has /r9k/ ever been organized enough to conduct raids, or is everybody usually against raids as they think it's not worth the time or the effort for them. Or are we just really disorganized?
That's /b/'s thing. Rather, it used to be.
>>24492242
Yeah but has /r9k/ conducted raids or no?
>>24492275
I honestly can't think of any off the top of my head that was done by /r9k/ specifically, but I've been a sporadic visitor at best since its creation.
Usually, if a raid happened, it got blamed on /b/ and then /b/ did their thing for the shit I saw. Regardless of if they had a hand in it or not.
> the Kingdom of God is within MOMMY
>>24492184
Sounds gross, cant she just read me a bedtime story?
>>24492208
>mommy bf
What does that even mean, you fucking attention whore?
>>24492184
Just look at her fucking face, what a smug anime chic cunt.
Hey fellow robots or lurking normies,
What's the value on dick size? Will I never find love if I don't have a good penis?
I measured and I'm 6.5-7"x6", is that too chode-like?
Any chode-toads out there? I doubt I'll ever put mine to the test, so let's hear some stories.
pic unrelated
7x6 here, I've been called "small" on numerous occasions. tbqh you need to be like 8" to even start being "big"
You have a great dick man.
I'm 5x5 here. Suicide level.
OP here I legitimately worry although I'm probably brainwashed from a life of pornography, is that an appropriate size? Not bragging I'm legit scared :(
>Can not be attracted to pre-pubescent boys (sorry, no matter how long I stay here, it's never gonna happen)
>But hate adult men to the point of literally wanting to murder them all
Wat do?
>>24492124
Well, i dunno what the question is exactly. Are you saying you want to be gay, but cant get attracted to any form of male?
>>24492124
>But hate adult men
Find men worthy of your respect. You may have to look back in time, seeing as modern men are fucking c u c k s.
>>24492150
No, I'm already gay. I just hate men and I'm not attracted to kiddos.
>>24492191
>Find men worthy of your respect.
Pic related. Been looking for well over a decade. They don't exist.
BETA UPRISING
When will the next happening be?
btw did anything happen with that one anon claiming something was gonna happen with russia on the 21st?
>>24492058
When omegas belonging to ISIS shoot up a mall full of normies or behead a class full of normalfag kindergartners.
Mfw OP is an FBI agent probing to see who is planning the next happening.
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