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I just took 14 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
It's a relatively weak strain. What should I be expecting robots?I made sure I made the tea instead of eating the mushrooms raw to avoid getting a painful stomach ache, if that makes it any better.
fuck you all. You all have never been there for me when I really needed you. I'm having a panic attack annd I haven't even started tripping yet.
Holy fuck I made a mistake but I don't want to call the ambulance. What the fuck do I do? Can I throw up?
>>24485907
Take a benzo, like klonopin, if you have one available. If you have any super down homies, call them to babysit your ass.
11 grams is a lot. Focus on your breathing. It will end.
>>24485907
Pic related its me im fucking dying over here
Anybody here have a stern face and composure?
>Be me
>Going to college
>Walking around pretty much dead on the inside because >tfw
>Overhear people saying that I look like an authoritative asshole who doesn't like anyone
>It's not true
>I don't give a shit about what people do
>Just because I don't care about people doesn't mean that I don't like them
Am I alone here who knows what this feels like?
>"I bet anon is gonna snap someday."
>"Hey man, don't piss this guy off, he'll do you in."
>"Do you even have any emotions, man?"
You're not alone, lad. I'm really quiet, but I guess I look serious all the time. It doesn't help that I'm naturally pretty big and lift as a "hobby" (pretty shitty hobby, it's just picking things up, I'm too stupid to do anything intellectual)
I can't make friends that well, because I'm not personable and nobody bothers to talk to me anyway.
>>24485694
You are not alone in this feel anon
This reminds me of cromartie high school, its a great anime and im sure you guys can relate or laugh to it
>Tfw you're a robot
>Tfw just because you're black people on /r9k/ think that you cannot be a robot.
>Hated by blacks for speaking proper English and not being a degenerate thug who listens to trashy rap music
>Hated by whites for having the skin color associated with a group of people who, for the majority, are degenerate, low-life pothead criminals.
>Doesn't matter how smart I am.
>Doesn't matter how hard I fucking work every day.
>Doesn't matter everything I have fucking sacfricied and experienced.
>I will forever be a nigger in the eyes of whites
>I will forever be an "Uncle Tom" In the eyes of all blacks.
>My kind, the educated, hard working blacks, are hated UNIVERSALLY.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN FUCKING BLACK
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS NO PLIGHT WORSE THAN BEING BORN WITH BLACK SKIN
I FUCKING WISH I COULD JUST TEAR ALL MY FUCKING SKIN OFF BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS FUCKING BLACK SKIN
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
I WILL GIVE ANYTHING TO JUST NOT. BE. FUCKING. BLACK.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK. MY. LIFE.
>>24485505
Bleach your skin, nigger.
anon, just crusade against white people and you will have a whole posse of people to hang with.
>>24485505
Move to a less shit country, mate. America is fucked beyond repair in more ways than this.
Hello, fellow robots! Remember that last college we fucked with on YikYak? Well, I got the coordinates of that libtard college that is going apeshit about some SJW shit, put these into the fake GPS and lets get going!
38.940368, -92.327616
University of Missouri, btw.
49 minutes
it's happening
This is going to start such a shit storm.
Let's fucking do this
>fake gps
Esplain i want to participate
>looking through OkCupid matches
>demisexual
>sapiosexual
>pansexual
I want this meme to die.
>tfw pepesexual
>>24485460
>MFW THERE ARE MORE THAN THESE
>>24485860
>demisexual = "I need to get to know somebody before I have sex with them"
>sapiosexual = "I think intelligence is sexy"
>everybody wants a fucking diagnosis instead of just being a human being
how does something this retarded even pick up steam
this is like horoscopes x 1000
You know what guys? Forget Valentine's Day. It's just one made up day in the year that big business uses to generate some income.
You know what time of the year is a 100 times more depressing?
Thanksgiving to Christmas. This is the one time of the year I dread.
Your loneliness is magnified.
All your family asking about when you are going to get a girlfriend.
Seeing people in love exchanging gifts. Snuggling your girl on the couch drinking hot cocoa.
We have to set through this while at the same time having people tell you how thankful you should be that our lives suck.
Anyone else got these feels?
Come on
Anyone?
About a month ago I decided to never celebrate a holiday ever again. I'm "not one of them".
>>24485946
doesnt it make you depressed though?
I'll tell you if you have hope or if you should kill yourself.
>tripfag deciding who has hope and who doesn't
gold 4 and steadily climbing
>25
>virgin
>nerd
>dropped out of top 100 university (by choice)
>no friends
>only talk to my mother and my psychiatrist
>schizo-affective disorder
>no money at all
>been shitposting and neeting it up for 3 years now
>drug user
Is anyone else just tired of all the hatred against Jews on here? And I'm not just talking about /pol/. It seems like every board I go on, people always posts images of the Jewish guy rubbing his hands together, whenever its a topic about someone being cheap. And whenever a company is being cheap people always just call them Jews.
Just...why? Racism in general on 4chan seems to have increased mightily over the past few years. While at first it seemed sort of like a silly joke, the tone of this site has definitely shifted. Thoughts?
>>24485037
I wish i was a jew.
I love jewish women.
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>>24485037
.... Um.....No desu senpai
Who /ready for a chimpout/ here?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/23/us/laquan-mcdonald-chicago-dashcam-video/index.html
Chicago police are going to release a video in the next few days of a police officer shooting a black man sixteen times and killing him.
>"Chicago is on the tipping point," the Rev. Roosevelt Watkins said, according to CNN affiliate WLS. "We could be just like Ferguson."
>Almost everyone who has seen the video says the images are graphic and show McDonald being repeatedly shot while lying on the ground. The video reportedly shows McDonald's body palpitating quickly several times, consistent with shots striking. Even defense attorneys for the officer involved admit the video is not easy to watch.
>Leaders in Chicago are calling for calm ahead of the expected release of the video.
Its easier to say you are when you dont actually live there. I live in Chicago and I dont want to feel like im in syria
>>24484666
Lock yo doors
Hide yo wife
Cause everybody gonna be Furguson up in here.
Fuck yea. The livestreams are gonna be glorious.
Prove to me /r9k/ has a sense of humor.
Fill in this comic.
>>24484450
A loving father, indeed.
>>24484450
I honestly think all of you are fucking pussies with a lot to say with no real world experience(job or other anythign)
I'm sad
I'm really sad
I have a teacher that I believe has been flirting with me.
quick rundown of her looks
>looks a little like jessica biel
>mid 30s
>brunette
>hips and legs for days
>tallish
>full natural lips
now the story
>just turned 18
>go to school early
>only a few students about
>hear someone walking behind me
>see her in my peripheral wearing form fitting pea-coat/scarf (sort of like pic related but with a crochet beanie)
>sneaks up behind me
>whispers in my ear "happy birthday, anon"
>frequently talk to me throughout the day
>school nearly over
>barely anyone around the room
>she goes up to me, grabs a seat, and we just talk for the last 30 minutes of the day
>think "holy shit, is she flirting with me?"
topic of how I plan on spending my b-day comes up
>she asks if I have any plans for the evening
>remember that I'm an autistic robot and have no actual plans nor many friends
>inner chad within me comes out
>jokingly* respond with "are you asking me out, (her first name)?
>she chuckles
>she lowers her voice and forms this sly smile
>whispers "that's frowned upon"
>winks
she's been spending the last 30 minutes or so minutes talking to me before school ends for the last month now
I'm also her top student.
wat do
*I've been described as intensely quiet (as opposed to my friends who are way more outgoing)
I have a few more anecdotes
>>24484328
Need more anecdotes
Anon you better fuck this bitch and take this W.
>I'm also her top student.
Been here before, she's just nice to you because you make her days easy and she feels like she's actually making a difference in someone.
Being a teachers pet comes with that sort of attention.
>You visit /r9k/ to get your lols
>She's up all night, sucking Chad's balls
>>24484212
he can have her
>going on r9k
you are a loser
>in b4 unironically reading it lawls instead of elohelz
Hey /pol/, who /eliteuni/ here?
What is your school, what did your resume look like to get in?
Shit, I meant /r9k/
Cornell
good grades
no good extracurriculars
> 2300 SAT
spent a long time on the essay
>>24484147
>tfw not driven at all or a racial minority
>his major is non-STEM
>STEMfags
Enjoy your ugly Indians, acne-ridden Chinks, and professors with unintelligible accents.
Meanwhile, I have time to party all night and sit next to 10/10s.
>le animu smug faic
get off my /r9k/
>>24484039
She looks more aroused than smug
reminder that discharge is normal, but if you see any unusual or abnormal colors/textures in your discharge, be sure to see a doctor! abnormal discharge is usually green, grey, chunky, smelly, yellow, etc.
another reminder to let your vagina breathe! be sure to take off your panties for a while if you ever get the chance, let those flaps loose, girl!
that's all I have for now, but feel free to give anymore advice for fembots (especially neets).
I heard that vaginas are like tomatoes, they like classical music. Is it true?
>>24484056
It really depends!
I've noticed my vagina has a fondness for trancing/relaxing music (?) I'm not really sure, but I can feel my vagina vibrate (or some sort of shaking movement) whenever I listen to space music on youtube or something. I think it means she's dancing :D.
>>24484110
Or maybe you're pregnant.
