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Who /5'10/ here?
>tfw king of the manlets
>>24482989
5'11 here. How does it feel to be a below average filthy manlet?
>>24483606
Below 6'0 is a manlet.
>>24482989
>5'10"
>5'2" azn gf
>she thinks I'm tall
>feels good, man
How do I get a pornstar gf?
>>24482988
They dont seem to be the settling type anon. All those hot dickings are bound to leave them emotionally broken
>>24482988
does it bother you that your gf is fucking other guys and probably a big spender?
>>24483064
No. I don't know. It's probably just another unrealistic dream
Why are there people who have had girlfriends here?
Why are there people who aren't virgins here?
Seriously, why?
>>24482812
dennis is pretty fuqqin fit
>>24482823
Fit implies healthy
He's extremely vain and is almost constantly dehydrated and malnourished because of it.
>>24482870
he doesn't look dehydrated or malnourished tbqh
>high chance of losing my virginity in the next couple of days
>medication has killed my sex drive
i feel fantastic hey hey hey
please leave
please leave
yeesss yeesssss take your happy pills, be a good go- guy heheh
>>24482676
work out
don't fap
you'll be fine.
Has anyone here ever put a cumshot up a woman's pussy?
with a condom in two different occasions, two prostitutes
it's alright but as much of a life changing experience as eating a dank bag of chips
>>24482636
Yeah. Went to her place and she kept feeding me shots. We started fooling around and my dick couldn't stay hard because of the booze. She asked me if anything was wrong and I said it was because of the domer. It worked, she took it off and I blew my load deep inside her. She went to the bathroom to squirt it out and I fell asleep.
I have, without a condom usually.
It honestly never gets old.
If you were female you'd want Chad, too.
If I was female I'd keep my virginity for a wealthy man so I can go easymode x1000
>>24482311
You would want Chad if you were male, which you are.
OP is a glorious, winged homosexual.
>>24482311
>"If you were female"
>tfw I already want Chad
>Start a thread
>Have the last word
You were winning until I stepped in
>>24482195
You're no match for me. I master the mighty Sage power.
>>24482625
You will never get the last word, you faggot.
>tfw no pruned or deleted bf
>>24482108
Wouldn't it be kind o f hard to date someone who got deleted?
>>24482128
Cross that bridge when I come to it.
These threads seem dead lately. Do the Avatarfags even come here anymore?
>1995
>4th grade
>Be in computer lab
>Learning to type on Mavis Beacon on Apple IIs
>Teacher has each of us have her watch us type
>Typing fine
>Get penalized for not moving my fingers in the exact same way Mavis Beacon shows
Fuck you teacher, It's 20 years later and I type perfectly fine without Mavis Beacon Bullshit.
>>24481889
You get em tiger
>>24482013
I got em good
>>24481889
Typing class was as useless as cursive
almost all of you are shy quiet ugly skinny white boys, right?
you're all fucking deranged man
Shut up Patrick, go kill some whores or something
>>24481873
>shy quiet ugly skinny white boys,
I could argue being ugly.
But i'm not white.
>>24481873
Asian grill here. Fuck off faggot
Who else here has a micropenis?
no an average one, but nowadays that's about the same
Here.
I have given up on trying to get a gf because what's the point, I was doomed from the start.
I'm going to be a wizard in 10 years, looking forward to that.
>>24481743
just barely 6x5 inches here
it might as well be
Girls detect your self-confidence
Robots have no self-confidence so they don't get the pussays
Chads have self-confidence so they get the pussays
Got it? It's that fucking simple. Be confident with yourself and find the ways you are awesome. Start blooming and your life will change, robots.
>hurr durr fuck you normie
Fine then, stay where you are
>>24481729
1. contains all these delusions in head
2. makes a thread
3. scorns other people in said thread
what have you done op?
You fucking faggot
>>24481729
This is true
However, wanting a gf/wife is the life of a c.uck. Do something and don't depend on women, don't chase them around
Don't let your dreams be dreams
The thing is
Chad's confidence is backed up by his ability
A robot deluding themselves just makes them look narcissistic or delusional because he has nothing to back up his confidence
Ask a self-professed redpilled robot for his stance on anything.
What's your stance on the trap posters of /r9k/?
>>24481674
Why do you think an Anime image board populated with autistic kids who can't get laid to save their lives is a valid place to get philosophical advice that shapes your worldview in any meaningful way?
Is the reason that you don't see "redpilling" as the low-effort result of a failed existence because you lack the ability to reason critically? Is it because you're not smart enough to understand that people are individuals and not explicitly bounded by their group membership? Because you're not educated enough to see that redpill bullshit is just the other side of the Tumblrina coin, that redpill opinions are just as poorly developed as image macros and shit your mom tags you in on Facebook? All of the above?
>>24482634
Lmao look at this deluded normie luck. Why so butthurt? The truth isn't always popular. Is it so hard to believe we (r9k) might be ahead of the curve in terms of philosophy?
Dumb shit you thought when you were a kid thread.
>all songs were sung by black people
>my mother bought me shrink wrapped in a store
>when an answering machine takes a message the other person can hear(this is because of my sisters making me be quiet so they could eavesdrop without making the missed call signal go away)
>everyone outside of america lived in a slum or a cave
>baby jesus didn't ever cry
>if a firework ended up under a car it would explode into a fireball
>vaginas and asscracks were apart of the same cleft with separate holes on the inside
>when you die an angel with a harp flies out of your corpse like in a cartoon
>if an electric guitar got wet while playing it you'd die
>that threads like this should be posted outside of /b/
>>24481536
>It gets better when you grow up
I thought that Sweden was like old arab, with monkeys and shit. My old friend was half swede.
How do you deal with depression? I shut myself off, I'll just lock myself in my room and not come out for 3 or 4 days. Drugs. Sucks man. I need a new coping mechanism. I'm single and a dad, i live with my parents and that helps.
Are you my dad??? Is your name paul?
i don't deal with it
just let it eat me alive
feels better that way
>>24481487
Sorry man. Not that guy. My kid is still way young.
