Mfw I have no face
>>24481404
its okay OP, she's pretty ugly tbqh
>>24481404
>5'5
lmao
fsdf
whats the app my friend
My best and only friend just cut every single tie we had...
When I texted him asking whats up I get "Please stop" as reply
Well was nice knowing you robets, end of the road for me
>>24481362
Do you know what happened?
>>24481603
Just told me to stop trying to reach him.
>>24481800
There has to be a reason though, are you too clingy or self centered?
You guys arent going to believe me but I found this in a fucking trash can in a book store.
Ask the god of a new world anything.
write down Hiroyuki Nishimura
>>24481341
whats it like being a 10 year old weeaboo scumfuck?
>>24481341
why did the god of the new world draw the death note logo in white-out?
Eggman appreciation threadhope edition
>>24481322
What's the latest update on him?
I tried to get him to make another video for a few shekels but he never got back to me.
>>24481322
Eggman has the best snapchats
Based Egg. God bless him
Who else /wishedtheyplayedsports/ ?
I think if my parents made me play some sport growing up I would have become less antisocial and more normal.
>tfw you will never feel a sense of camaraderie from being on the team
>>24481277
No you would have just sat on the bench watching your Chad teamates practice until you get bored and go play in the sandbox with everyone's little siblings.
Then when the coach puts you in during a game becuase everyone has to play you will have no idea what your doing and get nocked on your ass.
And your dad will get mad that he wasted the money to sign you up for football in the firstplace.
Once a robot always a robot.
>>24482768
Eh I knew a nerdy kid who cried all the time and who no one liked. Now he's a jock on a uni rugby team.
>tfw that could have been you
>>24481277
Never to late to join a team OP. What the nearest club or sport you want to play?
Robots, you're obsessed with sex and losing your virginity.
Do you think you may be perverted?
>>24481223
I'm not a virgin, but I am perv, and I don't give a fuck.
I knew a guy who become a fag out of desperation. THAT'S perversion.
>>24481223
Of course I'm perverted. Are you sure you're not a poorly shaved ape escaped from the zoo pounding away on a keyboard somewhere?
I'm not obsessed with sex though. I just want to find a partner to love and to love me.
Sex by itself isn't really appealing to me. I'd prefer to have a relationship with the person first.
> Hi anon, will you help me move into my dorm? I need someone to help me move these heavy boxes ^_^
>>24480969
Hire a removal man you disgusting normie scum
Sorry, I am not a strong man.
>>24480969
Only if you let me impregnate you.
Why is this the best beer?
And why are you a faggot if you drink ANYTHING else?
>>24480924
>Made by Coors
But actually, not that bad.
>>24480924
decent beer but you've clearly never had an IPA in your life
>>24480924
this is a great beer. i've never had any of those le cool unique expensive hipster craft beers xD but out of every beer i've had at the bar, Blue Moon had the most thickness to it in its flavor, most of the rest just tasted like piss. sam adams octoberfest is good too
Name everything god has cursed you with
>receding hairline
>skinnyfat flabby gut
>stretch marks everywhere
>pale as fuck skin
>unbearable stomach burning all day
>born into poor abusive family
>bags and dark circles under eyes
>twitchy social anxiety
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>>24480604
Curses
>atopic dermatitis
>chicken pox scars on my forehead
>jew nose
>thick lips
>shit pecs and biceps insertion
>shit social skill
Goods
>somewhat rich
>7.5" dick
>blue eyes
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>>24480604
Skinny fat is cute desu bakka
Goodies:
>6'1 (a curse at the same time)
>Considered funny by those I talk to
>Able to socialize better with grils than dudes
>Relatively wise
Curses:
>Curly as hell
>Lanky as fuck and being tall dosnt help
>Unmotivated to work even when I know...
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>believing in a god
>be me
>tell really long story on 4chan about crazy 2 years of life
>begin to be normal
>remember the good ol days of insanity
>celebrate the return to madness
>begin new pissjug collection over the weekend
>made craigslist ad pretending to be a chad into blindfolding girls
>9/10 stacey stupidly agrees to be blindfolded from...
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are you the one that impregnated or thought he impregnated the land lady?
ITT: things that never happened
At least it was kinda hot, I guess.
>>24480739
yes, i am considering emailing her to reconcile
>finish up
>she takes off the blindfold
>looks at me before she sees the room
>calls me a fucking liar and a pig
>ask her whats wrong
>she said i wasn't as attractive as I implied
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>date a girl
>she starts talking about how attractive other guys are
>immediately lose affection towards her and don't want her around me
why do women do this? like, it just makes your boyfriend dislike you
it makes sense to find others attractive, but to talk about it to your partner is ridiculously obnoxious
A girl I dated in high school did this all the time. They do it to control you. It keeps you on edge, worried that she'll leave you, so you try even harder to please her.
If a girl does this, drop her immediately. She's a psychopath.
she sounds really horny and passionate. meanwhile, you're insecure and spergy.
desu it sounds like she belongs with chad and you know it
>>24480596
My ex was obsessed with K-pop and always gushed about how Asian boys were so much cuter than me. She was just a massive obnoxious Koreaboo in general, and always put me down for liking Japanese stuff like anime.
We broke up for unrelated reasons; she moved away. But apparently she told everyone that I put her off white men. She's had 3 boyfriends since then, all Asian. Fuck this, man. I must be the ultimate kek. Another ex of mine came out as lesbian after dating me. I've now managed to put girls...
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I noticed that I have only two black patients and the rest are white but they're all female. Why don't you take care of them at home like minorities do? One of my patients died and I called her daughter to inform her and she said "ok I'll pick her stuff up when I'm back from my vacation"
Because most people who can afford to are white, simple as that.
>>24480603
Asians make more money than white people but I never see any Asian patients here
The current generation of white people in nursing homes gave birth to narcissistic baby boomers who don't care and put them in nursing homes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRflz-93JA
As a classy lady who doesn't reveal my assets in public, I have a gripe with men complaining about how women don't act like ladies, thereby justifying how they themselves aren't gentlemen.
Men overlook ladies like me and only want the slutty looking girls. You do not have to go to another country to find a 'decent, feminine' woman. If you didn't only see slutty looking girls as most desirable, you would notice the decent girls are righ next door.
Guys just want hot girls. If a girl is feminine AND good looking, she's probably already taken by some doctor or CEO. This leaves the slutty hot girls who won't be picked up by a chad gentleman.
If men overlook you, it's because you are ugly or fat or both
>>24480712
Guys, as in immature males...want "hot" girls as top priority.
Decent and mature men (which I want) see beyond the flesh.
>>24480757
Nah pretty much all guys want hot girls. Decent and mature men will also consider other factors like personality and compatibility but looks will still be the top priority.
Let me put it another way, personality can give a woman 1-2 points max. The caveat is that this only applies if you are 5+/10. If you are below average looking (ugly or fat), then no amount of personality will make up for it.
Is Alaska the most robot friendly state in the US?
>low population size despite being the largest state
>some towns are only accessible by boat or plane
>sometimes it stays dark out for long periods of time
I'm seriously thinking about moving there. It sounds like a robot paradise.
>>24480442
I've thought about moving there after too, maybe all robots should move to the same town and we can make a utopia?
You do realise that low population density means you have to be more, rather than less social? You can no longer benefit from the anonymity of large cities, large supermarkets, and so on. People will say hi to you on the street, and will note the way you look at your feet and mumble a response.
you inept fuckers would all die up here, none of you work or are useful at any form of household maintenance
>create fake okcupid account
>hit like on 20 random guys
>leave the place for 2 weeks
I can not believe this but it's real
Try reading the messages and see how many of them are actually guys you would date.
I bet you 99.9% of them are pedophile truck drivers who look like they just finished off raping a bunch of unconscious little boys.
I bet you every conversation looks like this "hi"
"how are you".
There might be one or two chads but then they realize they aren't really interested and don't respond.
>>24480497
Women have it so hard I bet.
>>24480438
oh wow so surprised
yes this experiment is so fresh and not cliche