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How come females are allowed to be ugly as sin and still get a 10/10 Chad bf, but ugly males have pretty much no chance at every having a gf?
It's just the way of things. Maybe you should join ISIS and be a mujahid.
>How come females are allowed to be ugly as sin and still get a 10/10 Chad bf
This doesn't happen you retarded cave nigger.
>>24484599
>This doesn't happen you retarded cave nigger.
It literally does.
Who do you think is gonna win tonight, /r9k/?
patriots
Pats
Everytime Rex makes a stink his team gets BTFO
>be from massachusetts
>patriots patriots patriots patriots patriots patriots
>don't even watch any sports whatsoever
>mfw half of normie conversations
Anybody else here a cyborg?
Aside from not being able to talk to women, and having no meaningful relationships. I live a pretty good life, I finished university with a bachloers of social work, I have a pretty decent job as a youth probation officer, I make about 85k a year before taxes, almost own a nice condo in the city
Can anybody else relate?
>cyborg
a truly shitty meme, you either fuck bitches or you don't
Me desu
>6'4"
>have friends
>can't talk to girls
>>24484488
>I live a pretty good life
>I finished university with a bachloers of social work
My sides have left the planet
Why must life be so cruel?
My best friend killed himself, he left no letter but had spotify open on his laptop, showing his last played song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
I used to love that song, but now I can't bear to hear it. I wish I could go with him, but I'm too afraid of death. Seriously people, how can you not fear death? We know nothing about it, the outcome can be far worse than our current lives. Why the fuck should you risk the life that has been given you? Life is horrible and unjust, but death might as well be worse. This whole life is just like limbo.
I don't know, I'm just so confused.
>>24484370
i dont fear death and i tried to kill myself
you should too, its better that way
>>24484370
this image best describes my reaction to the content in this post coupled with that song
>tfw vicariously wallowing in op's bitter sadness
>>24484370
too many feels
how the fuck do these people think their parents initially met each other
>>24484271
thats just a fat bitter cunt with purple hair in such denial that she calls herself cute and claims people bother her to the point where she has to make shit comic about it
Purple hair. Fat. Dark skin. Its all there
>>24484330
Worst part is that it's drawn by a white person. The woman is of an ambiguous ethnicity with dark skin in order for the comic to be even more progressive.
>>24484271
>colored dyke hair
>feminist glasses
>fat
>"cute girl"
god, feminists are so delusional.
Yeesh. Hope I don't get prostate cancer!
oh but breast cancer is such a noble cause
>killed
don't men get murdered way more
>>24484014
>dad died of prostate cancer last year
>I'm at significant risk for prostate cancer too
Why are SJWs such cunts?
What's your opinion on the kissing videos on YouTube? Are they staged or is it that easy to get some tongue action?
>>24483729
They are not fake. Those "pranks" proove that women would do anything a chad commands her to do
nothing special about it, they just dont include the dozens of rejections from women who don't want to kiss strangers.
>>24483729
>>24484161
>>24484207
100% of all "pranks" or """""""social experiments""""""" on youtube are done with starving actors.
>showering every day
I think the true sign of being a NEET in spirit is not a reliance on microwave food, self-isolation or even a lack of care for one's surroundings (such as living like a hoarder or having rotten shit or unclean plates everywhere) but when someone no longer finds joy in cleanliness or stops caring about it altogether. That's really when you feel like a NEET. Rubbing your forehead and apathetically noticing the thick grease spread on your arm or touching your greasy mop only to brush it from your eyes.
I would pass the whole day under the shower if I could.
I'm like the Lady in the Water, my vital force comes from two things: the dark and the shower.
it's pretty hot where i live so i shower in the morning and before go to sleep
Why do all these fat girls and ugly girls have unrealistic standards for themselves? they act like they all deserve chads when they really have nothing to offer. why is that? why are they so narcissistic to think they're so great they deserve a greek god looking chad?
if you're a 5/10 you should be going after a 4-6 not fucking 8-9
>>24483554
I guess the same way as some robots who won't consider anyone beside their oneitis or chad deserving waifu material
>>24483554
if im a 5-6, why would i go for 4-6 if they all want 7-10s themselves?
I love qt fat girls but they don't like me
Why isn't she a r9k meme?
Unlike pehpay shes actually funny and her tandrums are silly
From now on I'm only posting Umarru
Oh Hl there reddit!
>>24483566
Spot the hater
Resorting to this same dry old saggy joke
>>24483548
She is already though bruv, she'll never be more popular or even as popular as pepe though.
What ever happened to the goose
He was let loose
he got loose
>>24483511
Bless him. He is now free.
any one else feeling useless here.
i'm 27, kv neet, doing nothing with my life
i don't know how to deal with that feel anymore.
and advices from wizards are welcome
Get your shit together and stop crying on 4chan
>>24483213
thats not helpful
>>24483468
Whats kv senpai desu senapi?
You wake up and this.... thing.. screams at you
>"ONII-CHAN BAI MI GEIMU~!!"
What do you do?
What the fuck is that thing? I'd probably call animal control.
>>24483083
I buy her a geimu.
>>24483083
GO AWAY YOU UGLY GOOK
>tfw tried to suck my best bro's cock as a prank and ended up arrested for sexual assault
WHY CAN'T NORMIES UNDERSTAND HUMOR???
I hear ya loud and clear OP. Look at these guys for example: just a couple of bros joshin' around.
You should have asked if he wanted to practice for girls. Then you'd be in the clear. And it really helps if you're under 15, when most boys practice together.
>>24483138
I said no homo like three times, I just don't get what his problem was.
>study ass off in uni
>finally get a good job after uni
>work like 25-30 hours a week
>bring in plenty of dosh
>do all this so i can play vidya all day
>have all day to play vidya
>cant bring myself to do it
>no gf, no friends
what am i supposed to do with my free time
I can play vidya all day and I have no job and no "dosh" checkmate
>>24483015
you have everything most of here dream, and still bitching about it? gtfo
>>24483015
>Study ass off in uni
>Finally got a good job
>Work 60+ hours a week + Saturdays
>Do this all because why?
>Have no time to do anything or even jack off (Which I do at work in the mornings)
>no time for gf, friends or ANYTHING AT AL
>I post while at work when boss is no around
Why do I do this? What is the point?
