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Who /worstyearoftheirlife/ here?
>>24479827
>be me
>become NEET in 2015 after years of education and work
>best year ever
fuck you OP
every year is the worst year of my life
>>24479827
this is actually one of the best years i've had
2014 was second best
that is how low my standard is
>tfw have never talked to any girls on tinder despite lots of matches
>tfw finally matched with someone you think is qt and anxiety washes over you and cannot send anything because heatenings fug
>>24478915
fug she's a qt
I would berry my dick in that ass.
Mirin qt senpai
If you're not INTP you're quite simply not a real robot
>>24478381
I'll quite simply all over your face fag
>>24478381
>not INFP
Am i part of the group now?
ITT: if your name is called, go to bed
>Elizabeth
>Isabel
>Sophie
>Zoe
>Arianna
>Anya
A similar thread with all these names appeared on /pol/ like an hour ago. Come to mention it, a lot of threads I on /pol/ wind up here. Mostly the race b8 threads. Interesting.
>mfw my name will never be called
>>24477917
b-but you're already in bed
Reminder that exercise is the key to overcoming depression and anxiety. Anyone can do it and you don't even have to leave the house.
This is a "prisoner workout" that doesn't require any equipment. You can do it right now if you have some space next to your computer desk.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2015/08/05/the-prisoner-workout/
>b-but I can't do a pushup!
If you can't do a single pushup, even a knees-on-the-ground pushup, you probably need to build core strength. To accomplish this, do planks. Lay down and put your elbows level with your chest, forearms parallel with your neck. Get into the pushup position with your knees above the ground. Hold this position until you can't continue and see how long you held it. Do this three times with breaks in between and you're done for the day. You'll gradually develop core strength and then be able to progress to more difficult exercises like pushups, dips, and chinups.
>I d-dont't want to go to the gym to do chinups!
You can buy a door chinup bar from Amazon for 30 dollars. It will fit in just about any door frame and requires no screws or other installation.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HBUNAO?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01
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The only person holding you back from happiness is yourself. Exercise releases serotonin acting as a natural anti-depressant. As you get stronger you will be significantly less nervous in public. Even if you are very ugly having a stronger frame gives you more respect. Exercising will also help get rid of acne. Exercising releases testosterone making your voice deeper, your sex drive stronger, and increasing energy levels and confidence.
Doing this one simple thing for 15 minutes a day will make your entire life better even if you are a 300 lb NEET. Please exercise. You don't have to go outside and run, buy an expensive gym membership, hire a personal trainer, get a bunch of supplements/vitamins, or anything else to be healthy. 15 minutes of exercise in the comfort of your room will make you happier and healthier. Start right now.
Stand up from your chair and, if you can, do 10 body weight squats (if you can do more feel free). Take a break for a minute, then do 10 more. You should feel your heart pumping blood faster through your body. Your breathing is quickened. Your legs/butt are painful but you are also energized. Now get on the ground and do 10 pushups or more. If you can't do regular pushups do "lady" pushups with your knees on the ground. Then do a plank for as long as you can. Do 10 more pushups, then another plank, and you're done. I promise you'll feel 10x better than you did before and your whole day will be better.
Increase your reps/plank time over time. Develop a schedule and do different exercises on different days. If you work out hard enough you only have to do it 3 days a week.
Good luck robots.
Get out. This board does not belong to you REEEEEE
Go fuck yourself, I've been lifting for 8 months and I feel even worse than when I started, it makes me question my very own existence.
Post your waifu, have others guess lifestyles based off other's waifus
>>24473174
You train Pokemon for a living.
>>24473174
Toriel
>>24473174
You're a manchild who didn't want to grow up and continues to play pokemon
>>24473174
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Fuck me, mr. Roboto!
How's everyone?
>tfw no class today because of high terrorism threat level here in Brussels
>>24472548
In the middle of an allnighter to finish an assignment due in 1.5 hours and I'm freaking out.
Other than that I'm pretty good.
>>24472548
I don't go back until end of February.
>tfw my friend is dropping out
>>24472548
pls help me smart science posters. How does anesthesia affect the sensory neurons specifically?
Is it talking about chemical synapses?
It's time for comfy
Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=oPnh2sa4Fek
>>24472195
I'm always down for some comfy.
Pour yourself a nice cup of tea and chat about your feels
>>24472244
I feel quite numb lately. The only thing that manages to somewhat satisfy me is wrapping myself in a blanket in my bedroom and watching anime/movies/browsing 4chan. I'm less and less motivated to do stuff and it seems that the only lingering emotion I have is mild melancholia. Feels quite bad, man.
>>24472281
I'm there with you. Doing a shitty degree, stuck an a wagekek office job and perpetually disappointed by everything I look forward to.
Melancholia is a drag. Watch anything good lately?
>tfw your favourite asmr creator got fat and doesn't post anymore
....what happened?
bleepbloop
she has a 20 min ASMR of eating candy. that's what happened.
>>24471133
>favourite asmr
>asmr
GTFO of here!
Rate my meal.
Post your foods.
Seems like Pad-Thai but I could be totally wrong.
Should have put the garnish in the middle, though. Looks delish.
Home-made mezzelune.
Pic related is my meal, rate this.
You have 50 skill points to distribute between the following qualities of your future gf:
>Looks
>Personality
>Faithfulness (one point = +10% chance she won't cheat)
>Home skills (cooking, cleaning etc)
>Libido (10/10 is nymph tier)
>Success (one point = +7k salary)
>Mental stability
>Physical fitness
>>24464658
Great post, but you're wasting my time with all this hypothetical bullshit, imo. These elements can be reduced to personality and looks, desu.
If there's any chance she would cheat she's shit-tier by default
>Looks
4
>Personality
9
>Faithfulness (one point = +10% chance she won't cheat)
10
>Home skills (cooking, cleaning etc)
4
>Libido (10/10 is nymph tier)
2
>Success (one point = +7k salary)
11
>Mental stability
5
>Physical fitness
5
If I can count correctly that's 50.
>tfw my name is literally fucking 'pepe'
Mine is Gil
Girls or woman like to call me Gilly.
Why fucking name is literally 'Just', just... Just
Idk wtf my parents were thinking
>George
>18
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302813
It seems in 2005, most women actually liked to be randomly complimented in public
What happened?
Liberals happened, that's what happened.
>>24485274
>What happened?
The Jews to be honest.
>>24485274
they still do, they just want them from chads.
Is there a better litmus test for newfags than the usage of "kek"?
Well kekd my good friend. I, just as you, are an oldfag. I started browsing in 2013 after all
>>24484618
thats a gay test man, i've been coming to this board since its resurrection and i say kek all the time, and when i'm with my one friend who is my cousin i say it irl
Can you triforce?
Anyone know this feel?
>somehow gets friends earlier this show
>one day we are all hanging out, somehow sex is brought up. Everyone starts talking about their first time having sex [internal screaming]
>people are saying their first time in a circle
>finally it gets to me, I'd rather admit the truth, then lie and get caught up in it later
>say I am a virgin
>everyone is surprised that I am a virgin
Now months later
>get my first GF (who also is a virgin, and hasn't done anything beyond kissing, also got my first kiss with her)
>we have oral sex
>we talk afterwards, where she tells me she has never done that stuff before
>I tell her I haven't either
>she tells me I am lying and doesn't believe me
>tfw people are shocked/don't believe when you are a virgin
I guess it's flattering that people assume that I am not a virgin.
Anyone else have this "problem"?
>>24484587
FUCK YOU LET ME BE YOU
A lot of friends assumed I lost my virginity too. Only knew when I told them.
>>24484587
>>24484656
I think this means you guys are meant to be Chads, but have yet to fulfill your destiny.
You guys are cyborgs waiting to become normies.
