This is my life right now.
How the fuck do i get off this cycle?
>>29487764
You take showers daily? I wish I cared that much
Ge ta fucking job you useless NEET.
Get a creative outlet. It could even be on the computer. And force yourself to go outside once a day, just walk around. Good luck, anon.
Define "being yourself". You probably misunderstand it.
>>29487708
it means be a normie
>>29487708
Only thing misunderstood is these digits. Check em.I really hope I get doubles otherwise i'll look like a dumb faggot.
>>29487708
Playing to your strong points
Met a qt online, same age. We both share importance of family, and morals. Both virgin. The thing is she wants me to convert to Islam. I'm not gonna lie, I'd do it for her, but I've heard that there are Muslim converters who'll literally do anything to convert people, and then dump them after they say denounce all other gods and accept Mohammed. Im scared, what do I do?
>Pic semi-related
>>29487628
You're a fucking faggot and you should convert just so you'll get murdered in the coming Holy Wars.
>>29487648
I JUST WANT LOVE!!! Either way I'd be killed for not being Christian.
>>29487628
I will fucking end you on the day of the rope, degenerate.
> mfw I search "webcam video from" on youtube
>mfw you search junior nudist pageant
>>29487619
forgot pic. also search it on google
>>29487640
>also search it on google
I think I'll pass.
Anyone else feel like they have constant Deja vu?
Like certain threads have already happened before and you remeber replying the same things and seeing the same things?
Sometimes. Not constantly. I dream of being in different situations and sometimes I have the impression I had lived it.
>wagecuck threads
>MBTI threads
>tfw no go threads
>that kid thread
>"Who /low IQ/" thread
>Muslim girl thread
>Britfeels thread
>"white cannot be robots" threads
>trap threads
>frog and feels
>women hate thread
>>29488339
Recently on some of the other boards I feel as though I've already seen that exact thread.
I get that Deja Vu feeling for almost all the posts. I'll finish writing a reply and before I hit post I'll look at it and think I've written that exact thing before.
And that shooting in Germany today, I felt like that's already happened. I swear that exact shooting has happened before.
Can any of the chads or stacies that browse here (for whatever reason you fucking normies) tell me about female hygiene?
Do when a toasty roastie washes her vagina in the bath or shower does she also wash the inside as far as she can go?
>>29487546
Do you wash your inside of your peehole?
>>29487576
just asked gf and said:
"I used to but apparently you can get horrible infections from the water so not anymore. Do you wash your peehole?..."
>>29487803
>>29487576
well since my pee hole is only wide as an ant, I wouldn't think so
Why don't you white robots just date non white girls? I am a shitskin robot, I can never get a gf. But you white ones can go outside of your race. Why don't you? Do you feel entitled to get white girls?
Race relations are too bad and I hate being "le awkward white booiii xD" and not speaking Spanish or whatever around her family.
It's the family shit mostly. If she were just in isolation that would be fine.
Only Asian women want beta or even omega whites. Any other race, you need to be a Chad which r9k is not.
>>29487530
Are you that "blackbot" who's obsessed with arab girls?
Any other betas been in confrontations or situations that make you uncomfortable to think about?
>few months ago
>colleague is leaving at work so everyone drinks a bit at the end of the shift as a goodbye
>this causes me to miss my train
>have to wait 45 minutes for the next one
>once I get on the next train, one of my work colleagues calls and I explain the situation
>since I'm quite tipsy and annoyed I swear quite a bit
>without warning some dad-Chad grabs the phone out of my hand, hangs up, and yells "will you stop swearing in front of my fucking kids?!"
>want to say something about how he too is setting a bad precedent by yelling and swearing at strangers
>pussy out and hit him with an "o-ok"
>he hands me back my phone and sits down
>for the rest of the journey he stares daggers at me
>have to sit there for 20 minutes pretending I don't notice
>want to tell him to back off but he was much bigger than me and clearly in no mood to take shit from a beta faggot such as myself
>get off at my stop
>hear him call me an asshole as I step off the train
>wait for the doors to close and the train to leave
>flip him off through the window as it departs, see him spasm violently in frustration and shake his fist at me
>speed walk home incase he comes back to beat the shit out of me
>catch the bus to work for the next couple weeks
>>29487479
Sounds to me like you've won that battle, friend.
Pls post more , shit like this have happened to me but i have never tell anybody because i dont want to be seen as a beta faggot..
>>29487614
Certainly doesn't feel that way
>>29487729
One more. Not the same kind of thing but a confrontation I did not enjoy regardless.
>several years ago
>walking home from college at about 6pm
>walk past a bus stop where there are a bunch of drunk 16~ year olds (I was about 18-19)
>one of them asks me for change for the busComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Just join a club!
>Get out of your comfort zone anon
>You need to socialize more
>Find a hobby, there must be something you enjoy
>Just put yourself out there :)
>Just be yourself
>>29487470
>if other people can do it why can't you
>just be confident
>you just haven't found the right girl
>it gets better
>>29487470
it's literarely easy as shit
>You found this in your mother's laundry basket.
What do, bots?
>digging around my mom's laundry
Why would I do this?
Put them on
>>29487280
Draw my holy sword and split her ribs open with it, cleanly piercing the heart.
Deus Vult.
>That feeling of regret after fapping.
I really need to quit fapping.
>>29487274
LMAO go back to crying about Brexit you limey British FAGGOT!!!!!
>>29487274
I don't know that feel. What exactly do you regret? Wasting sperm?
guilt why? are fapping to bad porn?
Who else here /fuckinghatesoldpeople/? God, I can't stand them.
>smell like literal shit
>act like they're the smartest people in the world yet can't comprehend any technology invented after 1990
>act like "elder" is the title given for achievements (it's not, you just become old at some point)
>act all high and mighty while stuttering and smelling like literal shit
>do literally nothing but complaining about the modern world (but when they had their time to make it better they ruined it for my generation)
>those who actually attempt to keep up with reality are fucking cringey
>spend 90% of their retirement money at fast foods where they only go to try talking to a cashier a bit because nobody else would talk to them otherwise
>obnoxious and uncomfortable smalltalk about shit noone cares about it (I wouldn't mind the point mentioned above if they actually ever had anything interesting to say)
>think they're superior to "uneducated" young people, yet 90% of them speak only one language (and that's only one thing I mention)
>outdated opinions on everything
>did I mention smelling like literal shit?
Share your thoughts
I hate teens and tweens. Those annoying twats who will yell shit at you when you pass by to appear gangsta to each other.
Old people never bothered me, they have actual manners.
>>29487355
Both are as bad, but for different reasons. I actually never met an old person with manners, but maybe it's because of where I live.
I really like old people. They're the only ones who don't judge the living shit out of me and talk to me like I'm a human, which is nice.
Who else /shouldn't be here/ ?
>Be 23, 6'1", white, with very girthy 7" cock and 8/10 facial aesthetics
>Accepted to prestigious US med school and will eventually earn $250,000+++ annually
>Have 7/10 qt virgin fiance
>Have super loving and supporting parents who pay for my housing and food at med school
>Have lots of friends who I can call up and hang out with whenever I wantBut...
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>>29487226
You will die regardless of your effort and nothing will remain of you, so why bother?
>>29487226
>Me
Some people 'succeed' in life while it's not even what they really want. I have some great friends, do okay socially, am 9/10 especially by r9k standards. All the while I just feel more at ease when sitting alone on my room shitposting with all the robots here.
>>29487226
I am surprisingly like you, except an inch taller and autistic
I need a summer reading list. Give me and other robots something to do other then fucking around on this Eritrean imageboard.
>>29487218
Let's start by eliminating books you've already read. Give us a general list of what we don't need to recommend anymore.
>>29487467
You don't need to worry about that, just recommend me and others a list of must reads in your opinion.
>>29487498
Aight:
>Discworld
>GoT
>Tolkien
>C.S.Lewis
>Artemis Fowl
>Airman
>Sherlock Holmes
>Tunnels
>1984
Something among these?
I just fucking lost it /r9k/
I punched two holes in a wall and now my parents are talking to me about how to fix my life and stuff. They're acting really worried too.
My hand is bleeding a lot but it doesn't hurt.
Help me
>>29487202
Give it a week and it'll all blow over, my parents always pull this stunt but never follow through. Basically they are too busy and exhausted by the time they get home so just let me be.
>>29487292
My mom is going to call some therapist or some shit tomorrow
What the fuck am I going to do? Theyre going to make me become a normie
>>29487202
Let yourself be helped, Anon. Don't fall back into your defense mechanisms. Please.
Hope you're alright.