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>beta bux alpha fux
Betas "get lucky" Alphas "get fucky"
Does this work?
>>29488814
>Does this work?
As you see it really works. Women settle for betas once she needs his resources or raise family while betas mistakes it as a sign of "love". She lures him with "mind cheating sex" and breaks him down.
>>29488814
I don't understand is this a subtle meta / trip thread or are you just too lazy to use a picture that isn't more interesting than the bullshit you're spewing?
>>29488853
I recently deleted all of my pictures, so this was the best I had on hand; most of my other stuff is ahegao
Tfw most "fembots" are women you wouldn't give a second glance if you saw them.
Thread for bitter jerk feels.
Tfw you hate most people for being idiots
>>29488800
What's up Bebe ? We meet again, again.
>>29488800
>tfw you hate bullshitters and assholes who get most things handed to them on a plate.
>No matter how ugly they are inside and out, they have gfs, people talk to them.
>check your waifus instagram
>a new picture with a guy and his arm around her
>tfw your waifu doesn't have instagram
>pornfu has a new video
>the guy is black
>females think we're all bitter and believe that we can't legitimately be happy for our Staceyfu's for finding her Chadfu from afar.
>Finally become self-sufficient with own flat and pay all my stuff without relying on anyone
>Life is even worse than before,no time for anything
Don't fall for the "growing up" meme like I did,it's not worth it,I thought everyone was going to congratulate me and I would be treated with high respect but noone fucking cares about my efforts and now I can't go back
The feeling of being succesful goes away very quickly and the apathy is becoming stronger every day
My depression didn't fully set in until I moved to my own place. I was so happy when I signed that contract and put the money in... now I only know apathy and guilt for not appreciating the things in my life.
>just got a 16.50 (CDN) 9-5 until the end of August
At least I'll have afternoons and weekends, right?
That's step 1. Step 2 is saving, investing, getting higher-paying jobs so you can work less and earn more. Downshifting.
Step 3 you retire as early as possible to NEET it up with your savings. Not at 70 like normies, you'll enjoy your life from 40, 35, 30 onwards.
>be circumcised
>finally have sex
>feel almost nothing
it's not fair
It's just a flap of skin, bro!
And don't you think cut dicks just look way better?
>t.Dr.Kellog
I feel you, fellow circumcised anon. Got a handy and it did nothing for me.
Don't worry anon. It is not too late to make Dr Silverstein pay.
How to read books? It's boring as fuck to be honest. How you can do this shit?
I guess people that enjoy reading have done it since they were very young, otherwise I don't understand what's the point.
Bump
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>>29488211
You're brain is probably fucked from sitting at a screen spamming refresh on the /r9k/ catalog. If your ADD has gotten to the point where you can't read I'd suggest medication.
Try Librivox.org it will read the book for you ...that way you can have it play in the background while doing other things, have fun!
How much did the Internet affect your school performance? Did it affect positively or negatively?
>had no PC until 8th grade
>managed to graduate primary school with decent grades up to 4th grade and average grades up to 6th grade by doing absolutely fucking nothing which is typical in most countries but whatever
>midway through 7th grade realise that you actually have to start studying to pass now
>fail a couple of subjects early on but manage to pass them at the end of the year, end up getting decent grades in general
>reach 8th grade, lost all of my IRL friends the summer before due to an incident
>become a sad fuck that only studies, watches TV and plays consoles
>get good grades, one teacher literally ends up bowing on the floor to me in the middle of the class because I failed his subject last year but ended up passing his exams with good grades
>midway through 8th grade I realise that I need a PC and pester my parents to get me one
>ignore TV and consoles entirely to use my PC all the time, using it for schoolwork as needed
>teachers complain that I'm starting to lose interest but I actually manage to finish the year with even better grades than first trimester
>reach 9th grade
>by this point I had become entirely addicted to the Internet and MMOs
>do pretty much nothing this entire year, only study sometimes before an exam, either do none of my homework or copy it from my classmates
>fail 4 subjects first trimester, no fucks given
>second trimester, fail 5 subjects
>end up failing just 3 subjects
>need to pass at least one of these to promote to the next grade
>reluctantly just study for one of these exams but end up failing along with only 3 other of my classmates
>still in 9th grade, get told that I can promote to 10th grade by doing next to nothing as I only need to pass a few shitty subjects
>manage to do this with no problems
>get into 10th grade, apparently qualify to be put into an easier course full of lazy faggots so I go there
cont
I've learned much more practical knowledge from school than I ever did from the internet. I've only ever learned obscure factoids from browsing the Internet which made me feel "smart".
>>29488141
>still do absolutely nothing and fail 3 subjects the first two trimesters
>fail 2 in the last one
>like usual, have to study the entire subject all the summer for the special exam like a total retard so I can promote
>barely manage to do this
>reach 11th grade, not only I end up doing absolutely nothing all year long but I also skip classes up to the point I almost got expelled
>fail one subject by the last trimester, do the special exam and pass like usual
>12th grade
>the same shit, struggle with everything because I didn't care and skipped class
>somehow managed to only fail one subject which I pass with the special exam anyway
>graduate with shit average grades for senior high school
>have absolutely no desire to attend any form of higher education right away
>fast forward until age 21, didn't even do any college entrance exams or take a job ever by then
>start feeling depressed with my current NEET lifestyle, I want to pursue at least vocational education which is cheaper, easier and shorter
>realise that since my grades are shit I probably would either not be accepted or fail like a faggot because most of the things I learned during school were forgotten now
>both being a NEET and student sucks
All of this can be perfectly atributed to my excessive computer usage. I can't believe my parents allowed all of this, I could have gotten a good career if I actually bothered to study like in 8th grade but studying so much was ridiculously depressing and pathetic for me. I was only content by being a faggot that played on his PC all the time, anything else was suffering.
I could have at least studied the entire year and not just for the final exams. I actually ended up performing about 7 of these special exams in my lifetime, for 5 grades. I was lucky I only managed to fail two of them, and only actually having to repeat one course.
Not that it will matter since I plan on killing myself soon anyway. But the intense regret remains.
12 years is too fucking long
/r9k/, I've discovered a secret way to eliminate bad feefees. It works best in bed but you can do it anywhere quiet where you can focus.
>Close your eyes
>Visualize two small pools in your head. One is filled with steaming red water and represents the bad feefees, and one is filled with cool blue water and represents good feefees.
>Now visualize a bucket scooping the red bad feefee water up and pouring it into the good feefee pool, and when it gets poured into there it turns into good blue feefee water.
>Do this until the bad feefee pool is empty.
I used to be so bogged down with bad feefees until I discovered this technique. It even helped me sleep. I used to have bad insomnia until I tried the feefee pool method.
You can put your own twists on this, for example the bad feefees can be visualized as balloons and a good feefee dog runs around popping them.
Do you happen to have autism?
>>29488291
You think your post gave me bad feefees, but I instantly feefee pooled them away.
>this thread
and for real now, i got a similar method, but i use it exclusively when i get an anxiety attack after smoking weed. works pretty well tbqh.
Tip #1: If you constantly complain about your life on r9k and blame everyone/everything else for your problems (women, blacks, jews, society, the right, the left, etc.), your life will drastically improve!
This one might be a bit obvious though, seeing as you're all already doing it.
>>29487928
no it won't it's not my fault
because all they had to do was follow my orders
and listen but they refused i am a failure because of their inability to shut the fuck up and follow my orders
Crumple up your tinfoil and spread it out before putting it on a baking sheet and it won't stick.
Don't wash your mouth out after brushing.
Leaves all the toothpaste inside your mouth and continues to clean it.
Everyone under 6 inches allowed.
Size?
Ethnicity?
Are you happy with it?
Benefits?
Lets empower our below average wangs.
>4x3 inch
>Slav
>nope
>invisible boner, can mouth fuck any girl
5.5
Human
Yes
Fits into condoms.
Size? 3-4 inches
Ethnicity? Chinese
Are you happy with it? No.
Benefits? I imagine it being bigger it would be in the way.
Im a guy and there is literally nothing unatractive about a girl having a long labia. I think everyone here is just a bung of bitter virgins who will die alone.
k, thanks :)
>virgin insult meme to 'prove' your point
You do realize this gives you less credibility than us regarding any views?
>>29487923
prove me wrong bitch
>>29487878
>bitter virgins
opinion disregarded my man your insults mean nothing k thanks bai :^)
Any black nationalists on /r9k/? I wish we had a far right movement where we are just killing anyone who is even slightly thuggish looking.
>>29487873
Sounds extreme.
>black nationalists
I don't get what this involves...
They're doing this to you though. I get that. The government doesn't want to fix the ghettos. It's just pretending to help. Letting in the drugs, and the war on drugs, mass incarceration, and encouraging black """culture""" and generalized dependency on welfare, and giving scholarships for fake education ("""black studies""") are all just ways to keep the black people down and buy off their votes. The blacks that actually want to stop this bullshit get called "uncle toms" and the like by the others (because it's like they want to be "more white" in their eyes). There are people behind this whole thing.
>>29487873
>black nationalists
which nation is that? Kenya? Somalia?
>>29487873
anyone who kills blacks is alright by me.
So... if I want to go clean out the ghettos with AK-47 gangs, does that make me a black nationalist? I'm half polish, half italian.
People who enjoy life have severe Stockholm syndrome
Prove me wrong
You can't
No they just have a satisfying existence and a positive outlook.
>>29487895
About the life that will fuck them over when they least expect it. At which point they will become
A. Extremely butthurt
B. Take it like a champ
C. Tell others to just take it "cuz I did it, why can't you pussy?"
Usually all in sequence.
But anyone who keeps living has Stockholm Syndrome really, including robots. Until you kys you're life's hostage.
It's better than the alternative
Downs
As we
Can see in op
Can you help a robot out and checkout this new song i made. I have no idea how to promote it so here it is.
https://soundcloud.com/lordgaijin/sith-lord-prod-relevant-beats
>uh
>uh
>uh
>ya
>ya
>uh
>ya
>ya
>ya
>followed by overused 2 syllable flow
Overall, the song wasn't catchy at all. I couldn't tell what was the verse and what was the chorus.
>>29487995
Ya know i think i needed that, you are the first person that's indicated they didnt like it. thanks man
>>29487835
I like it to be honest, the beat is pretty good, only thing I don't like is your not constant with your flow.
>Tell her she has pretty eyes
>Into her pussy chad creampies
>Eyes are the windows to a soul
>Muscles are the windows to her holes
Chad hating poetry thread, contribute the feels.
Chad fucks her all day
You're just a cuck in a cage
Eyes are the windows to her soul...
Chads member is the muscle in her hole.
>You tell her you're a nice guy
>Chad gets to be between her thighs
