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My obsession with Marky has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying. It makes me feel better. But this morning I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with her and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I will do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
I'm crying right now
Just looking at her picture make me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Marky. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Marky really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
I was thinking about starting a /markygeneral right now, what can we talk about? Did you read the ciara's skype logs?
>>29215286
>>29215531
You two sound like the most beta pussies ever.
>I enjoy crying
>I cried because some internet girl doesn't love me
>did you read her Skype conversation?
>It was really interesting
Sell yourselves into a human trafficking ring please.
You will never met one of the most intriguing minds of the millenial generation...
"Hey anon, how much can you bench press?"
little over 180 kg
>>29215177
...a little under a plate without warmups
About 135 pounds give or take.
you awake one night to a strange noise and you get out of bed to go and investigate. you discover the sound is coming from your mothers bedroom, the door is slightly open and as you peek through the gap you see your mother spread on her bed hugging a pillow tightly to her chest while she works on herself with a vibrator.
your mother got pregnant with you at a very young age while she was still in school, the father never hung around and she wanted to raise you properly.
as a result she never had the chance to persue realationships or have any friends in her life as she dedicated her existence to raising her child. you begind to realize that your mother is very lonely but she does it all for you.
one friday night you are sitting on the couch watching a movie with your mother, it's a romance movie and you can see a glimmer of sadness in your eyes as you realize she has never had the chance to experience it.
you move closer to your mother and ask her if she ever feels lonely with it being just the two of you. you tell her that you want to be able to comfort her in the way that a man comforts a woman and be seen as more than just her child
>>29215142
your mother looks at you confused as you lean in to kiss her, at first she is hesitant but you tell her you want this to happen. you slowly reach your hand into her shirt and fondle her breasts, next you slide your hand down her pants and start rubbing her pussy. after a few minutes your mother says she can't wait any longer and she needs you inside her. you pull down her pants and slide inbetween her legs
after awhile your mother insists you move to her bedroom where you spend most of the night passionately making love. you eventually cum inside of your mother, as she holds you tightly you see her eyes glistening with joy as she truly feels like a woman for the first time in her life. she holds you tight as you nuzzle your face between her breasts and the two of you gently drift to sleep with your flaccid cock plugging her pussy as to prevent any cum from leaking out.
you awake next day to be greeted with a kiss from your mother, as she quickly notices your morning erection and she slides down to give you a blowjob. given it is now saturday and your mother doesn't have work and you do not have school you spend the entire day in bed making love
you both realize you have truly attained happiness, this is not merely the lust chad and stacy feel for each other. this is the undying love a mother feels for her child and the child feels for his mother. this is the love of a man and a woman who never wish to be seperated
>>29215142
>>29215166
>tfw you will never marry your mommy and have a happy life together.
just came for the oneshota, don't care about the text
>Shower and wash hair and ass every morning
>Clean entire body with body wash
>Wear clean clothes every day
>Use a fuckton of clinical strength deodorant
>Brush teeth every morning and always chewing gum because my breath will smell like ass if I'm not chewing gum or have mints in my mouth
>Still get told I stink
>Walk up on a group of people I used to stand near
>They're all talking about how I stink
>Stay at seat and wait for the bell to ring from then on
>Sitting in corner
>Girl comes back and sits near me
>"Ew it stinks back here"
>In pottery class last semester
>Teacher all calls us over to the back near my seat to show us a demonstration
>Don't want to get up and move and walk past people and have them smell me so I continue to sit in my seat
>I'm in the middle of a sea of people
>Fat Stacy says "it stinks over here"
>Black stoner Chad says "I know" and looks directly down at me
>Face starts to turn red
>Tablemates that were standing up look at the black guy and smile
>Walk past person sitting down
>He has a disgusted face and waves the air in front of him
>Standing up waiting for something
>Girl comes up behind me and puts her nose in her shirt
>Friend asks me if I shower
>Say yes
>He says "oh"
>In class sitting down
>Tablemate comes in and sits down
>"Dude anon you fucking stink take a shower"
So you've never gone to the doctor for this? there is obviously some underlying issue that isn't just summed up by you being smellier than the average person.
If you really want it, you can smell better. You just have to believe in yourself, anon!
>tfw you realize you might fucking stink every day but no one has told you yet
How does one get motivation like people in movies, vidya, and anime? Like when someone wants revenge and they lose a shit ton of weight, become stronk as fuark and conquer the world or some shit.
>inb4 discipline
No seriously, it's not the same. Having an actual drive > forcing yourself to do boring shit every day.
>>29215056
Step 1:
Be physically healthy.
>>29215056
When faced with your choices in life, carefully weighing them up, and finding it's all pretty much the same shit, you have two choices.
Do nothing because it's all a means to the same end.
Pick something and focus for no real reason.
People with ambition do the latter.
>>29215171
>People with ambition do the latter.
When I was a kid I thought there was objective morality, life was amazing, and I had an important destiny that I needed to live out. Now I don't. I want to go back so I have a drive again, even if it's under severe delusion.
How to fix?
Steve Irwin's daughter is all grown up...
Brought one of the zoo's gorillas out of their cage I see
>>29214922
He's spinning in his grave
>>29214922
As a white man, nothing makes me happier than seeing a white woman with a superior black male.black men >>>>....>>>> white "men"
>be black Girl
>went to to one of those nude bath houses in Japan
>surrounded by naked Japanese women whom have probably never seen a black woman naked irl
One of the most awkward experiences of my life
>>29214800
Why did you ruin their day? They go there to feel clean, not dirty.
Is black girl in Japan some kind of new meme
>>29214800
Did you fantasize about licking their little, hairy pussies?
INFP check in thread.
Presumably you're all still alive, being the pussies that you are.
Come share those feels.
intp just sailing through here
>>29214755
INFP checking in
>depression
>no friends
>anxiety
>kissless virgin
>procrastinating
>can't drive
Who /doomed/ here?
>>29214811
And it get's worse by the hour
>tfw you are an utter failure to your parents as well
Sometimes I ask myself what happened
So, have any of you escaped robotdom and become a normie? Please share your experience. I'd like to see a positive thread for once.
>>29214576
bump
noone?
I'm trying, maybe one day I'll get to post in one of these threads with my story :)
>>29214576
Almost everyone here is a normie, you piece of shit.
>>29214576
If one ever reaches normie state it's that he had the potential from the beginning
If one ever had potential then he is not robot
Therefore thread is useless your yselessthreqdssaxkofshut
>tfw prematurely balding
Who else has it this bad or worse?
I'm 20 years old btw
>>29214289
Im almost 20 and not as bad.
>>29214289
Fuck, dont know why that's sideways.
Heres a side shot
>>29214331
Dammit I don't know why they came out upside down.
>>29214323
Yea I figured i got it pretty bad. I don't know if I should just shave it off, It looks fine if I just put it to the side
>manned up and approached that girl
>i'm relax af
>she's the one who spills all the spaghetti
damn feels good desu, felt powerful.
>>29214206
Detailed greentext pl0x
>>29214206
was it your average spaghetti, or full blown pocket explosion?
be free of this wretched cesspool
Who /GeneralizedAnxietyDisorder/ here?
I feel like I'm always worrying about the next obligation that I have to fulfill, so I can never live in the moment. The anticipation of my next social interaction is always in the back of my mind, even when I'm doing something I'm supposed to enjoy. I refuse to take medications though.
>>29214146
This is pretty much me
>never enjoy anything
>spend whole days thinking about what's next and how I'm gonna handle it
>dread it
>end up with that horrible stomach feeling
>my life is like this every single day every single hour
Its horrible, its a living hell that I'll never escape.
The worst is getting more anxiety from your anxiety.
>anxious about everything
>anxious about being anxious
>just stay inside and away from everything/everyone
>more anxiety because now i'm falling behind in life and can't be normal
It's a never ending cycle. Having a panic attack over the future panic attack that you know will come. My brain has failed me.
Checking in
>mfw also have OCD and Bipolar II
The man who commited yesterdays shooting in orlando, florida has been identified as twenty nine year old alexander layko. Police are investigating a series of ranting videos posted to the internet under his name.
www.cnn.com/us/christina-grimmie-shooter-identified-6-11-2016
Is /r9k/ getting shut down after this?
>>29214096
Holy shit Christina is dead. what the fuck..
>>29214096
why did he kill her? she was just an innocent singer
>>29214096
spaft is a faggot
Post name and get judged by other bots
>Erick
unnecessary k because your parents needed you to be a special snowflake
Mike here
>Rajwinder
>>29213801
Fuck you, Eric or Erik just looks wrong.
Why do chubby chicks look so soft?
I just want to cuccle with her.
>>29213676
I want to preserve her body in a giant tank of formaldehyde and just watch her lifeless body jiggle and float around
>>29213676
I want to hug her and cuddle her and cherish her :*(
love plump girls like this. imagine cummin on her ass and then slapping your dick on her ass cheeks
hnng
