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What are you up to this weekend femanons?
Are you going to schlick at all?
I'll probably use my toys on Sunday when I have some time for myself. Just need to find some good rape porn.
tee hee hee hee i'm just sitting around here tee hee
yeh im not good at this pretending to be a female thing
I'm going to open my ass
IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE CHOICE, /R9K/. DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS?
>>29204162
ROLL
GIVE 99 GOGOGOGO
>>29204162
GIVE ME 99 PLEASE GOD I WANT TO DIE.
>>29204162
LETS ROLL OFC ITS NOT ORIGINAL
Early morning gym sesh edition
Lads, I think it would be a good idea to post the waifu, but this isn't compulsory.
The British need to be culled.
help me lads
>housemate comes back from holiday
>makes a ton of noise past midnight
>hear her through ear plugs
>tell them to keep it down
>wake up to a message from landlady
>girl lied and said toilet was covered in shit when it wasn't
>she's trying to get me in trouble
should I defend myself and say it wasn't true, bring up the noise she's making? or avoid rocking the boat. I know this girl can make my life misery, I'm seriously thinking of moving out but my job is so fucking stressful that the stress of moving around again is unbearable.
>it's an "anon is a badass in the post apocalypse" day dream
>it's an "anon saves the school from a terrorist attack" day dream
>>29201314
>>it's an "anon is a badass in the post apocalypse" day dream
>suddenly realize Im fucked if my glasses get broken.
>it's an "anon is a regular badass in front of the girl he likes" day dream
Have you ever been in a mental health ward? How was it?
35 days in the past few months, in three different stretches (10, 20, and 5). It was okay some of the time, terrible other times, and sometimes actually pretty nice. What do you want to know?
>>29199466
went for 45 days when i was 13-14
spent my birthday in there
tried to kill myself and got caught so they sent me to an inner city mental ward that was full of niggers , i felt completely isolated from everyone
couldn't read any books besides a fucking Star Trek novel nor could i draw because all we got were golf pencils
had to sleep cuffed to the bed for a few nights and every morning someone would watch me shower
it got to the point where i would act out just to get some "booty juice" as my peers called it
was fed a diet of mostly diabetic foods so we wouldn't get sugar rushes
my family never came to see me and the only lesson I learned was never get caught just fucking do it
No. I have been detained but always end up getting the clear. Literally like a fucking jail waiting for the doctor to come like a day later to evaluate you.
>You're not funny
Painful things normies say thread
>>29198540
>stop being weird
>>29198540
"who invited YOU?"
also, oregano original comment.
>>29198540
"Fuck you, Anon, I will NEVER lick your asshole."
Did you ever had your heart broken, robot?
>>29198506
did this guy say he I love you to a girl he wasn't going out with?
>>29198506
>saying I love you to a girl you're only talking to
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>29198506
Yikes dude you're a gigantic faggot
who here /shittysleepschedule/?
Been going to bed at 4:00am and waking up at 2:00pm for the past week, feel tired all the fuckin time. Also its 5:00 and im still in my underwear.Anyone want to try and motivate me to do something? Or just post if you are in the same boat im in.
why are you going to bed at 4am my dude
I go to bed 30 minutes later every night. Sleep schedule cycles around the entire 24 hour clock every 2 months or so. It's shitty, but I'm not tired.
Made a Dr appt about it for next month.
slept at 5:45 this morning and woke up at 3:00. wasted the whole fucking day.
>tfw have an exam next week for a class i'm on the brink of failing
>still haven't opened the book and studied for it
>too exhausted to do anything
Are normies like this? How can people do all the things they do? I can't wrap my head around it, I'm just too tired even though I get 8hrs sleep
>>29216966
If you're tired after that much sleep you should see a doctor
>>29216966
youre depressed
or
youre diabetic
or
you have cancer
or
you have low test
>>29216981
I never see doctors.
Who /soft voice/ here?
>tfw have to repeat myself constantly to others
>tfw can never get a word in a group discussion
>tfw will never have a loud commanding voice
>tfw people always say "what was that" when you try to speak
Im convinced my life would be 10x better with a loud voice
>>29216516
Then speak louder.
>>29216571
>Why are you screaming, Anon
>>29216571
But this is my conversational voice. It doesn't my feel natural and I have to strain to speak louder.
So this is it. There's no hope of anything getting better. Nothing that can be done to improve things. It's going to get worse.
How does a robot cope when you can't take any more? Want to become an hero, but I know I won't do it. Just going to keep finding a new threshold for suffering.
No hope. No prospects. Can't even resort to escapism to distract myself from this hell.
>>29216001
molten glass into dickhole is the thing you need my nonperson friend
>>29216296
>be so much of a failure I can't get a furnace to melt glass
>>29216001
Keep trying. Never give up.
>I met a cute girl that likes short guys
>I think she likes me
>holy shit im freaking out
insert penor in bagina
>>29215945
>I think she likes me
TOP FUCKING KEK OP
>>29216014
actually im 100% sure, but i just trying to keep my feet on the ground.
scared i will fuck it up.
>you're literally put into a state indistinguishable from schizophrenia if you're fat and balding and decide to take certain medications to solve those problems
http://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?pid=S1516-44462002000100009&script=sci_abstract
his dosages were 10mg sibutramine and 1mg finasteride a day to those interested in seeing what the psychosis hype is all about
>>29215908
I only read the abstract - did taking him off the medication return him to normal?
>>29215908
I'm on those FUCK
>>29215961
yes, he was assymptomatic 30 days after he stopped taking those drugs (for that period, they did give him risperidone (an antipsychotic), but just to speed up the recovery from lingering psychotic effects - by the end of the 30 days, they had gradually stopped the administration of risperidone as well)
Do girls like nice guys?
>>29215902
>Do girls like nice guys?
Come on OP you know this
>>29215902
Alpha fucks and beta bucks
>>29215902
She like you but in Chad body.
>anon are you still a virgin? You can tell me!
>>29215865
Yeah I'm a virgin. Why wouldn't I be? Do I seriously look like a non-virgin to you?
>>29215865
Why do you care? You planning on throwing me a pity fuck? Let's see that cooter, roastie!
Yea im a virgin, at this point i dont really care anymore though.
