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Who else here fell for the fitness meme? I lost 100 lbs and look much better, get lots more female attention and people in general are nicer to me but I'm still the same self-loathing, depressed piece of shit. The only thing that's changed is that I feel physically better.
>>29218002
Jokes on you faggot life sux then you die.
Good job getting all fit and healthy nyeh hyeh hyeh.
can your jaw look better if you lose weight?
>>29218002
>I lost 100 lbs and look much better, get lots more female attention and people in general are nicer to me but I'm still the same self-loathing, depressed piece of shit
literally /fit/ in one sentence.
Anon you cant lift autism away.
ctrl f
no "redflags for girls" thread
ok
im gonna start it off
>browses buzzfeed or huffingtonpost
>goes to community college
>makeup is her only interest
>no ambitions in life
>>29217981
>No feminine penis.
>Will let you fuck her boipucci unprotected on the first date.
>Is a "lesbian"
>carries around a copy of Das Kapital
>owns anything with a hammer and sickle on it
>reminds you daily that you are a wage slave
>says she can't wait until the class war
>won't shut the fuck up about material conditions
>>29217981
>Single mother
>Bisexual
>Tattoos/pericings other than ears
>Uses drugs
>Parties/clubber
>Vegan/vegetarian
>Has a tumblr
>Feminst/sjw
>Believes in made up genders or sexualities.
How do I get a fembot girlfriend?
>how do I send money to a mentally ill whore I will never meet in real life
FTFY
>>29218013
This frogposter gets it.
>>29217940
>Be chad from /soc/
>Go to omegle
>Use r9k tag
>Pretend to be a virgin and a little bit awkward
>Enjoy your fembot GF
>26
>mom makes me go to the store with her
>if I don't my dad yells at me saying if anything happens to her it's my fault
>he's a shit faced drunken loser
>no wall or door to my room
>I look left and the kitchen is right there
>when they go to the restroom they have to pass my "room"
>can't watch porn
>can't watch videos because they always go behined me wanting to know what I'm watching
>constantly having to change tabs because they pass by
>brother says a one word remark every time he passes
>dad passes by and scares the cats that sleep in my room every time he passes
>mom says something every time she goes to the restroom
>no privacy
They don't even really talk to me
>talk about politics
>what about you
>talk about something else
>what about YOU
I'm going fucking mad. I have no privacy or anything.
>>29217892
Leave for the streets anon
Better to be a man and see what happens that a shitstain whos a slave to his parents
What about you OP?
Please do not say to try to talk about conservative politics if you are a 26 year old neet. No wonder they hate you.
You have to make money OP.
>>29217892
Put a door on your room. If they have a problem with it say you are an adult and you need privacy sometimes. If they still have a problem with it start sitting front of your computer in your underwear.
a few hours ago, I quite LITERALLY abandoned my wife and left her out on a highway in Georgia. I couldn't care less if she gets kidnapped or murdered or raped or whatever.
I feel so much better now. I'm back home, watching TV in the air-conditioning... I hope she's already met a tragic fate.
I just got sick of having her in my life... Time to call my 19 year old girlfriend...
of course
*flickers tongue*
Evil is just a word.
>>29217851
>I abandoned my wife on a highway in Georgia
what's the backstory?
>approach seat
>this is who you will be sitting next to the next 4 hours
>wat do?
>>29217830
>>29217830
sit and watch a movie
>>29217830
nibble her nipple
I probably read a book or something
>i still live in my moms basement, i'm a fucking failure
was the director mocking us?
that movie was so stupid .
apocalypse died like a pussy .
but what do you expect , with all those pussy characters .
they are taking off the masculinity of male superhero's , spidey went from muscles to a skinny little bitch.
>>29217941
> spidey went from muscles to a skinny little bitch
Wasnt spidey teenager or in his early 20's?
>>29217941
at least we still got capekino with zack snyder
So R9K how much are the opposite sex repulsed by you? Here are my stats that I compiled.
over 10 days I swiped 100 girls a day no matter how unattractive or black they were.
In 1000 I got 2 matches.
one was overweight and the other was very unattractive
I did the same thing again with 1000 swipes but this time I would only swipe yes if they were 5/10 or above (im rated between 5 and 6 usually, so I thought this seemed fair)
I recieved zero matches.
If I got 2 matches per 1000 of everything that would put me in the bottom 0.2% of the population in terms of attractiveness.
Can you beat that?
Post pic of your uglyself
>>29217772
>If I got 2 matches per 1000 of everything that would put me in the bottom 0.2% of the population in terms of attractiveness.
That's not how it works
>>29217772
So have you spoken to them, or are you just as vapid as a fembot
To all robots who think that being a virgin and always being looked down upon is the worst thing, I gotta say I disagree deeply with you.
>be me, 17 years old, not the slickest motherfucker
>but have a decent group of somewhat outcast friends from highschool of chads
>we are all struggling to get a name for ourselves, often even getting in fights with one another
>be the first one to lose virginity at 18 to a roastie from okc
>they start getting some degree of jealousy towards me, but respect me and see me as a leader
>start to take less shit from chads, even fighting for my group against hecklers
>feels good man, confident with girls, get to approach many of them at bars and clubs and get short time flings, but no more sex
Time passes, get toasted by a bunch of roasties, take them lightly at first, but gradually starts to affect me. Friends also lose their virginities.
>now, 21 year old me
>a shadow of myself, grew extremly bitter
I don't know why, but my best guesses would be redpilling, great amounts of masturbation, roastie toasts, little experience with girls(am still at 18 years old level) and isolation from girls by interest in retarded movements such as MGTOW.
>friends either have long term relationships, or actively chasing and sexing up roasties
>I feel no drive to chase roasties anymore
>dependent on my firends group for getting out and having a quite good time
>friends see me as a joke and poke fun at me for my ideas, basically the lowest chain
>to finish it, even my little brother now has a life that's 10x times better than mine, fueled with sex, relationships and parties
Feels bad man, anyone here has had similar life experiences?
well sire
are you familiar with the word
gentrification ?
>>29217837
What does that have to do with this?
>>29217904
it has nothing to do with your situation for which I couldn't care less about,
but it has a lot to do with you ,
or more broadly
people like you.
>tfw born too early to live among anime characters
Better than looking like a Brit in 100,000 years
>>29217820
Idk what I'm looking at but I lold
>>29217820
They won't evolve at all?
>tfw finally got a boyfriend
>have to delete all my smug animes because I don't want to be autistic anymore
It was nice knowing you, smug folder.
> boyfriend
I didn't think homosexuals came on this board.
Post them here first
My smug folder is lacking
>deleting anything because you started dating
>already dooming yourself.
This is now Mecha / Western Mech thread
>tfw I'm one of the last generation of whites that will exist
It's a crazy feel. It really feels like the whole world is against us. I could just be paranoid, but I doubt it.
>>29217676
Do you even thermodynamics
Everything tends towards entropy
>>29217753
>A thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system.
What's that in Layman's?
>>29217801
An amount representing how badly a system's heat energy can't be turned into other energy, basically.
>when you see a pretty girl but you're too afraid of rejection and too narcissistic to try and say anything
Start by calling the guy onichan
break you down, break you down, break you down
>>29217605
>too narcissistic
I don't think you know the meaning of this word
Did anyone here fall for the cocksucking meme? Should I do it? It looks like fun, but I don't want to end up regretting it.
Yeah, I wish I could do it more.
>>29217755
Greentext your experience?
You will regret it. I almost got memed and I'm thankful I never went through with it.
How do you guys keep yourself entertained the entire day?
Shut in here with below average quality internet with no friends. Tired of being bored doing nothing all day and need something to do.
>>29217506
been posting on r9k non stop for 10 hours now and im having a blast tbqh
>>29217506
just slav things OP like crime and squat
How good of a PC do you have? wanna play some games together?
