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fem anon here
i need opinions family
i'm only just starting to talk to guys
one guy i was doing stuff with said i have a rly nice body. really thick but not fat just curvy as fuck
but the guy i'm dating right now says i've got a boyish face and it's kinda cute but my body is way better despite my smile being qt
is this, like, ok? does having a nice body outweigh a less than average face or vice versa? this may not be the best place to ask this but fuck you i'm sad as fuck about it
(pic unrelated i just think rabbits are cute)
>>28113769
It's fine senpai. You're a woman.
babbys first bait so cuteeeee
yeah its ok believe it or not theres more to developing a romantic connection than facial symmetry and titty dimensions
I once went to France for a family vacation and I really liked it, now everytime I see something about France I feel home sick. I feel like I don't belong. wtf is wrong with me?
>>28113758
It's not homesickness, it's nostalgia.
where did you go?
i live in paris i think this is a hell hole
You want real life to be like a frog meme, you think this can be achieved by going to a meme country full of frogs
NEET love is the purest form of live. It's the only way to be certain that someone likes you for who you are, because of your cute or quick-witted mind, and not because of social status or money or similar.
People who have given up on life can connect in a very special way, and they often still want all the cute romance things that normies have, but they don't want all the annoying work that goes into being a normie.
>>28113458
>want to find a girl who will love me for me
>can't
>everyone just says to get a job, get friends, get a better personality, get a car, get ...
>this is somehow her loving me rather than what I provide
>there's literally no way a girl could ever be attracted to me otherwise
Life is a joke
>>28113497
>Life is a joke
This is true.
>>28113458
>tfw you will never find NEET love because you're an ugly faggot
>tfw you were a trap before being a trap became a meme
>tfw you know that the ideals are solid but everyone still wants some kind of at least semi-attractive aesthetic to back it
Are you parents still together?
>>28113442
Yeah but might as well not be.
Not anymore, my mom died in 2014. They were married for 36 years when she passed away though. They were very lovey dovey with each other. They met when she was 14 and he was 18, she was my dad's sister's best friend. They got together and got married when she graduated high school.
My dad misses her a lot, still always looks at pictures of her all the time.
>>28113442
No. They were together for 20 years. Their marriage was a mistake. At least it made me never trust in people, especially women.
>tfw a cute girl will never grind her sweaty, smelly, hairy butthole all over your face
>>28113139
>you'll never be double face-farted by two girls at once
why live
Farting is as disgusting a fetish as feet. You're worthless
I don't like farting but the idea that all the skinny, cute, shy girls out there probably have a hairy butthole drives me crazy. Not even a scat fetishist or anything, just the idea of girls being stinky and dirty in secret is amazing.
Tell us about some good things that happened to you recently.
This happened just this morning.
>sitting in a bus
>a perfect qt is sitting a few places behind me
>bus is almost empty
>next stop is full of old nasty people
>qt stands up and walks up to me
>"do you mind if I sit here?"
>n-no
>tfw you're at least a better option than some old fart
>>28112710
there's a girl on my bus route who moves to a seat closer to the door when her stop is coming up and I like to sit at the seat close to the door to take advantage of it. I have no idea why she does it, especially when it's just moving one seat up. But whatever I enjoy sitting next to her for the 30 seconds...
>>28112756
maybe she is afraid she won't reach the door in timethat's really cute
>>28112791
yeah I imagine that has to be her reasoning but it's just weird because she's literally moving one row up and it's not like the bus drivers around her are ever impatient or rude.
i still haven't seen her face but she has nice hair
What are your neighbours like?
Do you get along?
What's the worst neighbour you've ever had and why?
Two of them are barrio trash who haven't trained or cared for their dogs. One of the faggots trespassed my property to cut my trees and harmed a few of my plants in the process. To add insult to injury they splashed me while I was watering my plants. I'm doing all I can to suppress my anger and not do something I might regret.
>>28112698
They are judgemental 70+ oldtimers.
They also think im a major drug dealer, since i smoke in front of my door and its obviously marijanas
>>28112698
Right now our neighbors are some a-rabs and I literally have no clue.
Worst neighbors we had were some spics who let their shitbird pit mixes run around the neighborhood and who'd smoke sherm in their front yard yelling at people going by.
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING GUY WHO SITS CROSS LEGGED ON A CHAIR? LITERALLY EVERY1 TELLS ME IT'S WEIRD.
I do it too
But I'm an effeminate gay bottom so it's ok for me
>>28112616
not weird i do it, not gay
>>28112616
I'm sitting criss-cross applesauce as we speak. It's not weird if it's comfy.
Would you rather be the hairy guy with a small dick or the flat chested Asian girl?
Who has an easier life?
>>28112127
>that dick
>small
>>28112153
Don't watch much porn do you anon?
>>28112160
Not the gay kind
HOY
WOOWEE
>>28111662
What that wonderful, original, child he mean by this?
>>28111662
ATCHIBITCHUU
was getting autism part of your plan?
why do you like dick so much?
You'd have to be gay not to.
I'm gay. How about you?
I've probably just watched too much porn and it's always focused on BIG COCK constantly. Maybe that shit made me bi curious. I'd try it but would probably hate it in real life. Better off just having the occasional fap to erotic blowjob videos.
>your race
>your gender
>thoughts on latino males
>thoughts on latino women
>thoughts on latinos in general
>your race
white
>your gender
male
>thoughts on latino males
fine if they're not trying to act like gangster thugs
>thoughts on latino women
best looking women on the planet
>thoughts on latinos in general
build wall but only let latinas in
>>28110783
>your race
white/scandinavian master dying race
>your gender
male
>thoughts on latino males
they are okay senpai
>thoughts on latino women
they are kinda cute desu senpai
>thoughts on latinos in general
i'm fine with latinos, they are usually bro tier
>>28111096
>fine if they're not trying to act like gangster thugs
Wouldn't that apply to every single human being ever?
Who /mischief/ here? sometimes I order and pay for food from McDonald's and other takeaway place and then I just leave without the food.
>he managed to troll himself
>"Have a good day!"
>actually have a bad day instead
Heheheh....these silly normies are all too easy
>provoke a fight by talking a lot of shit
>act like im going to kick this dudes ass
>let him completely fuck me up
>lie there bleeding and bruised up
>start talking shit again
D E V I L I S H
What race/ethnicity of women do my fellow bots consider to make the best cocksuckers?
I vote for Asians cause they make qt faces when sucking dick.
British grills tbqh
The slag type.
>>28109978
What's the "slag" type? And what makes them so great?
>>28109838
I agree, Asians looks hot sucking dick. I think its because they have high cheekbones.
>almost 30 hours into dark souls 3
>only a little bit through the cathedral
is anyone else here bad at games?
>>28109391
>implying i can run game past 2011
die faggot
>>28109391
>bad at games
I have 600+ hours on csgo and I'm silver 4the ride never ends
I already got all the achievements
I feel like I have nothing to live for now
