have you ever guys have cheated on someone?
>have you ever guys have cheated?
>>28112322
I purposely date used up whores, tell them I love them only to cheat on them and waste the remaining of their youth.
It's because I'm unable to score women while they're young that I make them suffer and use up the rest of their clock.
So far my strategy only worked on single moms but it's still satisfying to see the death threats.
Not cheating, but i had a friend in highschool and his gf let me touch her tits/ass and we also cammed and sexted a lot
>tfw people started making rumors about us
>after a while, girl breaks up with my friend
>she stops talking to me for some reason
>tfw my friend still talks to me to this day (happened 2 years ago at work)
Idk if he knows but why even mention it at this point right.
>make a thread condemning femanons
>doj will be there
>make a thread claiming to be a fembot condemning r9k
>doj will be there
>make a thread saying anything negative about women whatsoever
>doj will be there
Doj is the worst tripfag in existence. He is literally a main reason why this board sucks currently. He is a white-knighting bootlicking begging for pussy every chance he...
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dont forget, he's a closet pedophile.
desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28090117
Don't bully.
T. Your pappa
>>28112419
Don't defend tripfags
T. Every anon on this boardmy momma and my papa would be upset to see what I do behind closed doors but that's something I have to live with. My mom tells me she thinks I'm a good person but sometimes I just don't feel like a good person. I have horrible thoughts like these. I hate myself sometimes
>>>>/fit/36899096
How can there be this many normies on this fucking website?
>>28112290
>browsing /fit/
fuck off normalfag hypocrite
>>28112290
Mugi WORST GIRL
>>28112795
take that back or I'll slap your shit
I went to a party /r9k/. I decided to suck it up and brave a social event. It didn't go very well. Here's what transpired:
>cousin invites me to her friend's bday party
>I don't know anyone there but we're all in our early 20s
>Try to focus on not being autistic
>There's beer and pizza, I grab some and stand in the kitchen with rest of the party
>Various people introduce themselves to me...
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>>28112019
>horse lady returns to kitchen
>notices me standing there and giggles
>"You're still in the same spot! You haven't moved!"
>Invites me downstairs to a basement man cave they call the "dungeon"
>"Sure"
>There's a wrap around couch with two guys seated on it and a separate chair with a weed tapestry cover
>Sit in the chair so I don't have to be close to horse lady
>Weed paraphernalia litters the coffee table
>Guy asks if we wanna smoke a bowl
>"S-sure"
>Loads a bowl and hands me bong
>Take too big of a hit, cough a bunch and then pass it to my left
>Guy passes, other guy passes, then horse lady hits it (she's to my right)
>Think I fucked up the rotation because the other guys passed
>Take smaller hit, then pass it to horse lady this time
>She hits it then passes back to me
>holyshitthisbowlisjustmeandher
>Too awkward to decline so I finish the bowl with her
>Get way too fucking high
>>28112019
Well at the very least you got free food and beer.
Small steps, I guess.
>>28112048
>So I'm stoned out of my mind with a few strangers in the "dungeon"
>No idea how to initiate conversation so I just sit there
>Horse lady looks at her phone
>Guys start talking about Star Wars, discussing Jar Jar being a Sith Lord and if Padme was fucking Obi-Wan on the side
>No comments from me, can barely formulate thoughts
>Awkward...
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>A girl actually tells me she has a crush on me
>She tells me she is mormon and doesnt have sex before marriage
tell her to fuck off, she probably fucked chads before marraige anyway.
>>28111983
hmmmm, maybe you can settle for pussy licking?
Not sure if her religion would count is as sex
>>28111983
OP ask her if she's ok with hand jobs, bjs, and/or "soaking" (letting dick soak inside pussy without actually "fucking" her)
Was your first fap to 2D?
>>28111874
No but my first 2D fap was Cool World.
I believe it might have been to a medical textbook.
A dictionary with pictures
>be me checking /r/relationships
>see woman age 37 cry about not being able to find an educated, attractive, smart, fit, interesting guy to date
>gets many upvotes
>people tell her that her requirements are reasonable
>make the same post just changing from female to male and my only requirement is for woman to be a virgin
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>>28111788
You're probably getting no replies in your thread because this thread is basically the same thing as making a thread about "Hey everybody! The sky is blue!! Did you know that?"
>>28111788
>girls mock guys for being short, ugly or having small dicks
>these same people believe in the just world fallacy
>these same people will blame an ugly, short, small cocker male for his bad personality
I feel so bad for dicklets
How are more people not homicidal? Every mass shooting against normalfags is deserved
>>28111788
>See thread "What's a misconception about girls that guys think? Answer: we don't care about dick size!"
>One time a guy said a condom wouldn't fit, it was the smallest tiniest thing I ever saw!
>200 upvoates
I'm going to bed. What's that? You're just waking up for your 3 o'clock shift? What are you doing on 4chan? Quickly! Put on your uniform so you can be to work on time! You know, even though Mr. Shekelstein will be snoozing like a baby, he'll still check those time cards to make sure you're on time.
Dick-sucking, one-eyebrowed, short-dick wagecuck. No life, pansy ass, vidya-lovin faggot. Get back to work you chunky ass glasses-wearin cunt.
Another day, another dollar.
wagecucks btfo as usual
why do they even try?
I start at 4.30, actually,
And no, im not happy.
Grear post as usual OP
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
AAAAAA
>>28111626
There's no such a thing as heaven mate, this is the only life you will ever get, are you having a good time? :^)
>>28111663
what happens after death then?
i'd like to think there's something nice...
>>28111626
Killing yourself is the only way to have such a pleasant afterlife one could describe as "heaven". But you can't do it with a gun, drugs, rope, or any conventional means, otherwise it'd just be like a normal death caused by your environment.
What you need to do is meditate on a daily basis. Get used to entering a very deep state of meditation that's very quiet and dark. After a good few years of this, you should be able to enter such a deep state of meditation that you can actually...
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>have severe social anxiety
>never though much of it just how I am
>look into the causes
>being poorly treated/neglected
>being abused
>being bullied
>mfw I literally have the losers disease
>>28111537
This is my fetish. Post location so I can bully and gently rape you.
>>28111937
>gently rape
Science has gone too far
you're fucked
if it wasn't as obvious
This thread should have gotten 0 (zero) replies. You idiots truly are the architects of your own misfortune.
Shame on everyon who commented in that thread. Never take the bait. Never.
>>28111378
Pretty much this
People like to claim this board is shit while at the same time entertaining the same old "my bf cum in my butt" and black people have big dick threads.
>>28111378
I don't blame trolls, I blame the idiots who reply to them but that's just what 4chan is today. The userbase is just too new to the internet.
>>28111390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Die-fgjLZwQ
>"lead us to the gallows, we all will follow, we are the ones to blame"
Basically what this board has become. I'm glad you can see where I'm coming from, fellow anon.
Help me /r9k/
>failing uni
>not working that many hours so no excuse
>whenever I have time off I just sit around and play video games
>not talking to any girls
>wake up at like 1pm when no work or school that day
>feel unproductive and useless
How the fuck do I get rid of this feeling? I feel like useless degenerate scum all the time
couldn't help you, ive been a NEET for 7 years
>>28111338
do something about it
>>28111338
someone tell ME how to fix MY life.
dont ask or wait for something to happen, only you can fix it
Sometimes it still hits me weird. Like the feeling that it might happen someday occasionally resurfaces, and then all the facts instantly refute it, and I'm left feeling surreal.
It was supposed to happen.
What do you think your 14 self would think? When your dick first started just aching for 70% of the girls at school, and you thought, "one day it'll happen." Not as soon as for the jocks, but one day.
How do you think that kid would react if he got a visit from his 32-year-old self and he told him it was never gonna happen, there was...
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I accepted it when I was 21 and the landwhales wouldn't fuck me or even go out with me.
Why not go to a hooker OP?
I won't either, but I can't really pinpoint as to why I'm so repulsed by the idea. I don't follow the law so strictly, and of course we all know dating is really just a more formal form of prostitution.
>21 here
Is it too late for me? I'm not attractive, either.
>be me
>finally found a girl
>I want sex
>haven't had sex since I was 16
>19
>she's 23
>flirts around with me
>talks abouts sex to me
>"when we having sex, anon"
>me being a literal retard "anytime"
>go...
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How do I become an inhuman monster? I want to destroy psyches as mine was destroyed many moons ago. I want to rid myself of all empathy and give into cruel nature. I want someone to lose sleep and peace of mind over the cruel shit I can conjure up in my head.
How do I go about not feeling even a twinge of guilt after saying and doing horrible shit to someone?
>>28111082
My post is very much an original post
>>28111108
Nice meme. Any advice would be appreciated though.
>>28111082
>be abused by your parents as a kid so tha you shut it in to your brain.
>be abused by the person you love to bring it back up and turn crazy
Anyone hate sleeping alone here?
It's been years since I slept alone in bed and the few days that I have to sleep alone when my gf goes away for business trip or visiting family feels miserable
>>28111047
I don't mind it because I've done it my entire fucking life you filthy normalfag
Well I have sleeping problems and this is legit a reason(one of some) I'm scared to get a gf. She might help me relax and fall asleep but it might also be a warm sweaty mess and I'd have to sleep in seperate sides or worse, rooms.
I envy your normieness anon, bless your parents and gas the kikes!
>>28111047
FUCK YOU WE DO IT EVERY NIGHT YOU FUCKING NORMIE