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>Your average Trump supporter
A balding super wagecuck
Kek
Reddit please go sgsbxbdbd rvt tj
>>28107630
Fucking hilarious.
I can see some alpha black male kick his ass for wearing that shit in the future.
But eggman is pretty smart. Have you not seen his latest videos where he makes fun of social media and being a cis white male.
This was 3 weeks ago, I haven't properly recovered yet and I don't know what to do.
>Be at cousins birthday party
>Family gatherings are always awkward despite knowing them all for my entire life
>my cousins are at the age where they all have partners, so there is that on top of the family to deal with
>around this time I was sick of being a NEET loser and was attempting to be more outgoing and friendly etc..
>anyway about 3 hours, and several drinks into the party I decide to try out my new pseudo confidence
>I tap my spoon on a glass, and climb onto the table
>my head nearly hit the light bulbs, and everyone was in shock, whispering among themselves
>I try to do a french accent
>"A toast, to my cousin. I've known you ever sin-"
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>I nearly lost my balance as I jumped in fright
>"ANON PISSED HIMSELF ALL OVER THE FOOD"
>I had the sudden realization what was going on
>I ran off the table, ran outside and slept overnight in the local park (It was a nice area, and was very sheltered and safe)
>I walk home the next morning a total mess
>dad is working in the garage and doesn't look at me
>mom has clearly been crying
>I walk into my room
>a couple days later I see my cousins boyfriend, with his buddies
>they all laugh hysterically and shout at me
>"hey it's pee man!"
>I go home and check my facebook
>several messages from my aunty saying how I was a disgrace
> she also called me pee man in that message
I don't know what I should do, I tried to be good and nice like a normie but look what happened. I get treated like this. I was always pestered by everyone to become more outgoing and now when I did just that and make one small mistake I get fucking shunned. Meanwhile my Stacy cousin can shoot heroin and be a solo mom, normie cousins can be in and out of jail for robbery and everyone loves them just fine. Fuck it all. I'll be in my right mind to bring a 12 gauge to the next family gathering we have
How did you think climbing on the table was a good idea?
>>28107622
so... you pissed yourself as you climbed up on the table?
>>28108683
That's right, well about 5 seconds after
How can other races even compete?
Seriously, how?
Post more pictures of penile rubbing
Women actually don't care about size.
As long as it's not to big, or small, we'll have no qualms about your size.
>t. femanon
>>28107663
>dicklet pretending to be a girl
Welcome anons. Hope the early start still has a decent turnout. Come in, share some feels, advise each other, vent, etc.
I finished my last exam, so this is tonight's music:
https://soundcloud.com/cmdwncollective/everyting-gucci
Not /comfy/ at all, some neat rappers from Toronto
I'm thinking now that it is summer I want to try to get out of the house more, spend less time refreshing the same sites over and over.
nothing to look forward to in life
just end it
Yesterday I sold my pokemon cards and gave away my Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I had this weird feeling, I posted free Yu-Gi-Oh cards on craigslist with the disclaimer that they had to meet me at my uni campus. This woman bussed nearly 2 hours. I'm pretty sure she was a poor single mum, she said that she wanted to play and learn the game with her kid because his friend's played the game at school. Felt weird b/c most of my cards were old and shitty, but I gave her one complete deck that was great in 2013 so hopefully it's still decent in the current meta... I live a pretty blessed life and it's easy to forget that sometimes. Sorry for rambling.
Also made almost $150 selling my Pokemon (yes I referenced online prices to avoid getting scammed)
>tfw dad is drunk and mom is crying again
Just the usual stuff
Where do I unsubscribe from this blog?
BTW it's probably because they raised a failure.
>>28107553
>my future if I ever have kids or even manage to get a gf in the first place
all humans must die
>>28107553
Why are parents so fucked up these days? I have literally never met a single person in my life whose parents were in a functional relationship.
Why has this board become so sex filled.
For a group of men who don't want gf's and hate normies you sure talk about sex a lot.
>become
wat
second day here?
>never have sex
>brain is wired to want sex
of course everyone is thirsty as fuck here
>>28107476
Because the core of /r9k/'s user-base is getting older.
As they move from late teens and early twenties to mid twenties, their virginity stops being slightly unusual to being downright bizarre, and they become more desperate to lose it
Whats the funniest thing your father ever said to you?
>There are no bad boobs, only better.
Thanks dad
Idk he beat up some man and killed him, went to prison for life never saw him hes probably the reason im a neet now ;_;
>>28107442
my father is a crazy cunt and also ruined my life, thats pretty funny in and of itself
Nigger dad huh?
So i was watching welcome to the nhk and misaki said "if you have low self esteem just imagine everyone as lower than yourself" ive always thought of that as being a marcissistic douche but i think it might work. Does anyone have any experience with this?
It's just bad advice, it bothered me too.
No one can delude themselves like that when everything indicates you are worthless slime.
>>28107464
Idk man. I think its at least possible to be on an even playing field if you genuinely dislike most people like i do.
>>28107515
Nah
Misaki a cute, but she does nothing useful beside pretend to be his gf before fucking the shut in.
maxmofoe looks so fucking hot in drag
i want to pound his tight little boipucci desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP0z0KInCak
>>28107422
That jaw though senpai
>>28107524
but those lips
Holy shit I thought I was the only one
>no max bf
Post some real men.
>>28107293
This Dale fella sounds like an insufferable piece of trash, I guarantee you that he's a closet case
>>28107358
This dale fella sounds just like op; a fag.
So I'm not a real man for wanting to be my own person and do my own thing? Fuck that guy.
A man creates, A man deals with it and a man over comes. A "real man" is a guy who does his own goddamn thing and doesn't give a fuck what you think about it.
>Walking down street
>qt 3.14 coming straight at you
>Don't know if I'm supposed to be a beta cuck and stare straight ahead and pretend she didn't exist, or look at her and creep her out while she pretends she didn't notice you
FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK
>>28107290
You look her straight in the eyes while yelling JUST
>>28107290
You look thw same as usual, and maybe smile and nod to her. If you do this you should make eye contact while doing it.
>>28107290
You remember that their opinion is irrelevant and look as you please.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link ending in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>inb4 the "real" r9k room posts a link and says, "oops, screwed up in the OP, here's the correct link"
>>28107263
no straight boys allowed
We have everything in here
>muh guns
>muh blinis
>muh music
>muh memes
What's not to like
>>28107334
also fuck off donut
Allahu akbar this is original
>tfw early onset dementia
>>28107233
how old are you?
original memes
>>28107233
Nigger you already posted this 4 times
That just literally sucks so much I'm so sorry
Wear 4XL, still a manlette
Why are normies so tiny, why do shirts still cling to me like second skin and cut off blood circulation to my arms?
>>28107170
haha fatty go eat a burger amerifat
>>28107198
I wish I could afford burger...
>4XL
>manlet
What do you look like with that much fat
Thinking of going to try to talk to a cute girl who works over night at the local CVS. No one will really be in the store, should I bring her something like chocolate or liquor?
shes working you fucking idiot, leave her alone so she doesnt have to feel bad about rejecting you at work.
>>28107163
He's literally the black tony soprano
Do you actually have autism? She's going to think you're gonna kill her or something. Giving her chocolates or liquor. What the fuck man.
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