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Abstract feels thread
>wanting to kill yourself but hoping you outlive your family so there's not as much guilt
It's the ultimate paradox
Too many people know this feeling
Look at reddit's suicide watch or any other suicide-related forum
The whole idea of outliving the rest of your family to escape guilt is blowing up like fuck
Seems like it's all that's keeping a torrent of suicides at bay
I wonder if it's new, or if it's always been like this. Maybe religion has always been enough in the past.
It fucking sucks that people have to get all upset over letting someone who wants to die go ahead with it, but not over the fact that they want to die in the first place. Oh yeah as long as the status quo is preserved it's okay, even if the status quo is fucking shit for some of the people involved in it.
>>28104342
That's not abstract.
That's a pretty concrete feel.
>don't want to kill myself
>so far behind in life and too shit to fix it
Why can't I be a suicide fetishizing normie too
>masturbation has ruined my life
>>28104322
Really? I masturbated twice today, both times withREALLY BIG CUMMIESStill feeling good because of it. There is literally no downside to masturbating. You probably just have low test.
My mother ruined mine
>Forced me to watch her fuck random men when i was a kid
>Let my uncle try to rape me
>Never washed me, so i always smelled. Never had friends because of this
>Always told me i was nothing
T-Thanks mom!
>>28104381
Dude wtf. Details? Was your mother a whore?
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
ah luv muh gunz. ah collect a buncha them incase da guvment comes 2 takem away even tho the guvment has tankz n drones n nuclear weapons. ima paranoyd schizofrenic tho hyuk
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk.
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga banjo music ends*
>>28104317
Why hello nigger
>>28104317
i like this guy desu
we could be bros
shoot guns and drink busch light
>>28104317
chris are you drunk again?
"Hey anon, you need to live life to the fullest bruh, you could go any minute, & try to girls to, you look gay ignoring them"
>>28104172
I would go gay for the guy on the right, n-no homo though
>>28104484
nothing homo about being gay, bruv
>>28104484
It's quite clear the guy on the right is taken.
By the guy on the left.
Hard. In the butt, every morning, noon and night.
>hey anon I looked into your notebook and whos's this Elliot guy you've dedicated a poem to, are you gay or something?
>>28104171
Post poem faglord
>>28104171
>at Uni
>class ends early
>okay guys, just sit and talk or whatever
>start writing down beta uprising plans in notebook
>Chad hovers over my desk and looks at what I'm writing
>what the hell, anon?
>quickly cover the page with hands and give an embarrassed look
FUCKING NORMIES, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
>>28104171
Elsie a shit. A SHIT
People who have families and raise kids are stupid. One, you will end up being jealous of your kid when he/she is in her 20s and you're old, and two if anything horrible should befall your kid in their lifetime you created the risk in the first place.
>>28104140
>end up jealous of your kid
>jealous of your own fucking kid
Shouldn't and wouldn't you be happy for them, considering that's it's basically your own flesh and blood?
Sounds a bit self-centered to be jealous of our own children, OP
take a second and try to comprehend how mentally unwell the next generation could end up being.
>>28104140
>jealous of your kid
>the world won't be fire by the year 2040
Why don't we just force robots to get SRS?
>>28104109
Can you still cum? What's it like? Painful?
>>28104109
If I knew I would be somewhat pretty I would go full tranny. SRS, implants, shit like that.
Being a woman, even if a fake one, is easy mode.
>>28104109
*barfs on ur post*
What is it called when you eat a girl's butthole while she fucks her pussy with a dildo and calls out another guy's name and maybe texts him at the same time?
>>28103910
An epic meme
some kind of video game
>>28103910
It's called Tuesday
WOW! That weekend passed quick didn't it wage cuck?
I mean it feels like just one more day would make all the difference doesn't it? Oh well.
Weekend is all over for you, what a shame. I am so ready to sleep in tonight to be honest. A nice long 12 hour nap. Where I wake up refreshed and nice and relaxed. Oh well.
Enjoy work,
Remember wage cuck, you can quit any time.
You're my subsidized beta. You exist so women understand the value of my D. Thanks anon, i'll be in meeting Monday but my maid will be by try not to get in her way.
who /publicholiday/ here?
I hope you can sleep at night knowing that out there that there are NEET's who are ready to serve you a burger.
I know I will
Doj:
>Is daddy's big tasty cock on your mind again?><3
Erica:
>A little bbitt
>Are we gonna finish it tomorrow
Doj:
>If my cockbunny begs for it like a good little girl, of course
Erica:
>I meant the league thing
>>28103778
Everytime Doj makes as post, someone needs to post this in reply. Let us never forget how much of a beta faggot he is. Also, this is probably Doj posting to try and create more drama about himself.
>daddy
Worst fetish.
It's so gross. I don't know why, mommy fetishes are top tier.
>>28103816
men do it because women like it. With my online cam sex buddies every one of them were into choking and daddy kink bullshit.
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising because Its about the overthrow of normie capitalism that normies thrive off of. Normies love social darwinism even though Darwin himself was against it and the survival of the fittest says that it's the ones who adapt the most to their environment, not the smartest or strongest who survive
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism has failed worse than communism ever has with all of the wealth going into the hands of a small elite and that small elite will do anything to use you as their slaves
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
>But I'll surely be rich in the future!
No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
>But muh calvanism, if people fail they're meant to!
Go live in a forest and fight for survival from predators much larger than you if you think that's what life should be about. Everything that is going to survive is cooperation, not competition. The winner's glory moment will be a pale memory in history.
>But Communism killed so many people!
Those people were going against the community. Maybe those fags should stop hogging the crop. Most of the people that the red army killed were people using slave labor.
Society > the individual
>So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
And it threw the french in to 3 decades of murder, poverty and war.
>No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
And working 8 hours to get a base necessity check from the goverment will be any different? Why not give all together, since the goverment will protect me from homelessness. Why dont 90% of the whole population do the same? Oh gee no one works now, guess we will have to force people to work at gunpoint.
>Those people were going against the community. Maybe those fags should stop hogging the crop. Most of the people that the red army killed were people using slave labor.
All 100 million of them?
>>28103771
TL;DR
Eternal reason why I love being a Nationalist...
Gommunists = global shabbos goyim
>>28104008
That chart is way too black and white even Nationalists vs Globalists
>It's either one form of rightism or the other
>call each other pussies if they don't do dangerous act
>riducule them heavily for failed said act if they do
>say they "respect" each other even in the middle of trying to kill each other
>somehow you can respect someone you want dead
>when they fight, they try to disable or kill the other person rather than neutralizing them
>they feel the need to display dominance 24/7 like wild apes but accuse us of being base animals
>are racist to each other, genociding millions
>smug
>evil
Tell me why I should want a bf again? I think I'm going to go gay.
>>28103725
>going to go gay
You already are, dude, pretending to be a girl online is pretty gay.
>>28103725
>Tell me why I should want a bf again? I think I'm going to go gay.
Don't worry, we don't really want gfs as well nowadays. We just want to fuck.
>>28103756
I'm a woman buddy. There are plenty f women on this board. Fuck off.
Anyone lack a sex drive?
I'm perfectly content without a gf, and do not want one at all.
>>28103658
Thats just a stage. Hang on. You will get there
>no gf
>>28103658
Same.
The problem is I do have a gf, idk how to get rid of her without hurting her feelings... she's starting to get suspicious because I'm always making excuses to not have sex
You think you can make it through the next 60 years without wanting a gf even once?
Think again.
Why is life so boring? There's nothing I enjoy anymore. I used to love smoking weed and drinking then watching movies, listening to music, and reading. I do the same things now except I get no joy from it. It's like I'm just biding my time until I die.
I feel that feel so hard.
I'm beginning to disassociate, too.
Because those are meaningless activities. Being productive is the only real long-term source of personal satisfaction.
>>28103640
Weeds all I've got.
It's me and I'm it.
I feel the same, too, it stopped being 'fun' big long ago, but as long as I feel high, atleast I feel something.
>be me
>an intelligent robot with excellent taste in fine food.
>like trying new foods from across the globe
>want to sample food from Italy
>go to Olive Garden
>mind fucking blown
My friends I tell you, I've never been on a journey like my trip to "The Garden"
I was able to order noodles with butter and a side of meatballs and then I got a salad and some authentic Italian breadsticks for free.
My server remarked that my meal was very common in Southern Italy and yet again, I'm impressed.
I recommend all of you run, don't walk to Olive Garden while the excellent customer service is still available.
Enjoy, I love you.
If we're eating shitty Italian, I prefer Fazoli's desu
>>28103633
Fuck off, you fucking shitty shill.
order the tour of italy shit is so cash bro
