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can we get a nice thread going? no talking about girlfriends, baiting, reeing, or typical behavior. i just want some one to post something nice.
>>28107124
No nice thread for you okay
Try cutting yourself its nice
>>28107147
let's not be a faggot, and have a nice thread goddamnit. i fucking need this right now
I approve of kind threads. I hope you have a nice day OP, and I hope your thread gets a lot of replies.
Can we have a comfy Reviewbrah thread?
>>28107114
Your in the club when this guy slaps your ass, how do you respond?
wow he really needs to spend some of his youtube dosh at a proper tailors. his suits fit him horribly, not flattering at all
>>28107154
i'd run him on empty
I'M DRUNK AND I MISS HER GODDAMN IT
>>28107089
Take your normie problems to /soc/ please.
>>28107089
you won't when you sober up
>>28107110
I always do though
>>28107104
Son I am no normie. She's not an ex. Just some girl I had a crush on who doesn't talk to me anymore.
No suicide thread? Suicide thread. Post best ways to kill yourself, how to do it, etc. I'm personally just going to cut open my veins with a razor blade. It's the only thing I have to kill myself with. I even know the place to do it at. No I'm not saying where, it's a secret. I don't need some normie dipshit reporting me and then ruining all of my plans (no I'm not killing others just myself).
>>28107054
if you are serious don't cut the wrist because u going to regret it midway trough and then u can't stop it
you need something instantaneous like a gun
Self inflicted stab to the temple with a very sharp object
>>28107112
I'm going to be cutting down, not across like attention seeking whores.
.>Have an idea
>want to start a bar catering to losers, inspired by the Frog and Feel threads
>Serve cocktails, alcoholic drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, as well as chicken tenders and other food items, as well as weeb-shit japanese food too
>Have a large arcade on the side of the building, and a couple of sectioned off areas for comfy movies and anime viewing
>chillout room where people chill out on beanbags and comfy chairs and listen to great relaxing music, may or may not have hookahs
>Encourage people who don't go out much to come here and have a good time, be open all night, of course there will be a guard in case someone gets drunks and spergs out too hard
>have a dedicated uber driver employee to pick up people who can't drive, and drop off people who are too drunk to drive home.
>regularly have events like videogame tournaments, board-game tournaments, live indie /mu/ tier music, anime movie nights, etc.
>basically try to foster an atmosphere where generally /r9k/ tier people can let loose and have fun among their own kind, talking about their feelings with the bartenders, having a shoulder to cry on and somebody to make you laugh
How does that sound, /r9k/? I just got that vision in my head, with low-lighting and wood paneling everywhere, the smell of alcohol, the laughter of friends, the faint sounds of the arcade and sounds of people cheering in the other room as they watch Gurren Lagann reruns.
I don't know the first thing about food, alcohol, or business (I'm not even 21) but if I can be convinced this is a good idea, I might just pursue it. I've only gotten the basics done at college anyways, it's not too late to seriously look into it and change my major to business.
What do you think, robots? Comments, suggestions, concerns?
>>28107041
I didnt read the rest of your novel, OP but if you were to start such a bar, it will inevitably become over run with normies or depending on what city you are in hipsters which are hyper pseudo-intellectual normies
Sounds good.
Ill never visit though since it means leaving the house and dealing with real people, but maybe some nice normies will pretend to be cyborgs for you and live out your drunken social fantasies.
>>28107041
Sounds like you may have a profitable idea if you can set it up in a large enough city.
Making it /r9k/ themed may be a bit too niche for most of your potential clientele.
Also: no girls allowed.
What does having a penis feel like? How do erections work? What do they feel when they have an orgasm? Do guys get morning wood every morning? Why are their balls so sensitive?
>>28106842
why are you reaching so far to try to establish yourself as a female?
Neptunia is the worst thing you could have posted
>>28106864
Like you don't want 7 replies to your every comment.
Akari is a qt
Hug Akari now
booooo! BOOOOOOO! Worst grill!!!
>>28106797
Fuk you
AKARIN
shit tier desu senpai
tomoko best gril
Everyone is closing up or is closed, and the only things that are open are seedy porn shops, mcdonalds, and walmarts. Lets get a night drive playlist going. I would ask you faggots to meet up, but yall niggas to beta for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWdiZJGkSvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Evlca5Ffk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
>>28106764
>yall niggas to beta for that.
>niggas
>to beta
>to
>beta
>>28106764
>that image
>not posting song
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7kjvhwHlw
>night drive
>get a flat tire
>nobody around to help, tow trucks charge extra after hours
ill stay in thanks
I don't want to talk to people who do anything other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress anymore.
Don't reply to my thread unless these are the only two things that you do.
PLEASE HELP ME CAUSE I'M BREAKING DOWN THE PICTURE'S FROZEN AND I CAN'T GET OUT.
Dont do shit, still post. Kill me
>>28106774
i like anime cute anime and goodies but not with you >:3
Hey 'bots, do you remember the good ol' days? Before the world went to utter shit? Before the economic crash, before iPhones? Do you miss the Internet when it felt like an adventure - before it was ruined by normies and degeneracy? Older youth speak of the 90s as THE time to be alive, but I say naught.
Us youth born between ~1994-1998, we were on the cusp between Gen Y and Gen Z. We grew up as children in the early-mid 2000s, an era of digital pioneering, an era in which the internet, video games, the newest books, and the playground down the street all lived in complete harmony, none at the expense of the other.
Watching Nicktoons and Cartoon Cartoons in their golden/silver age from ~1999-2006, before they went to utter shit in ~2006-2007
Trading Yu gi oh cards on the playground.
Listening to Outkast, Gorillaz, Crush 40, Green Day, Blink 182, and Evanescence on our discmans.
Runescape, Star Wars Battlefront, Halo - They all were pastimes.
When Linkin Park was cool to listen to, when the newest pop-Punk dominated our ears.
When pre-movie Spongebob, Teen Titans, Avatar, and Drake and Josh were shows of choice.
A world that had yet to be explored, a world that looked so fun and optimistic.
How I wish to experience that era all over again.
I never had internet, video games or friends. I was also never allowed to watch cartoons.
The world was always shit you underaged nigger, it didn't change when you hit your edgy hormonal phase.
Fuck this thread and you teenage shitters. You remind me that this board is filled with 16-23 year olds that dont have it too bad for themselves.
pls go
Alright robots of r9k, let me see your war face...
You got a war face?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That's a war face!
Now let me see your war face!
i will not be participating in your silly competition
>>28106580
>image reaction thraed
>in a robot board
Real talk, what would you do if your country entered war, you were drafted and you had to deal with that kind of drill sergeant.
Would you make it or break down like Lawrence?
Why did you failed normies not bump the game of thrones thread.
The only characters I like that were left alive were Stannis and Thoros. Now that Stannis got his head cut off the red priestess is going to bring back that dumb pretty boy jon snow who should just stay dead. It really annoys me because I liked stannis and not snow.
>>28106528
Stannis is autist bait
Characters openly call Robert Baratheon better, at least in the heyday
First two seasons were complete shit.
I don't know how anyone can stomach this garbage.
Fucking normies and their got and bazingas
>>28106567
What, the shows good. Fuck off. Go read a book. Although the brotherhood without banners shit makes no fucking sense unless you know the book stuff about why they formed it was just way too rushed.
>>28106565
He might of been better in his hayday, Stannis WAS a better king until he started fucking around with the lord of light shit but since a God is telling him to do it well he's kind of the rightful king in my book.
Jorrah was fucking cool till he got cucked left and right he's already dead, hopefully he gets lucky and just kills that faggot dario before he goes at this point so he can regain a tiny measure of integrity.
>pissing
>see mosquito in bowl
>aim for it
>Actually hit it and it tumbles down onto the side of the bowl
>Try to blast it into the water so I can flush it
>it flies off too quick and gets out of the bowl
>havent seen it and i ran out of piss
its still out there somewhere, probably pissed off now. what do i do?
apologize for being rood:^)
Hunt it down and finish the job you pussy.
>pissed off
you mean pissed on
>you will never experience euphoria such as this
>>28106505
Why do you insist upon making me feel like shit?
>tfw no big creamy dick to throat
Fucking kazaa nostolgia bomb. 16 year old me came buckets to this back in the early 2000s.
>let's get those pants off big boy
what did she mean by this? what do?
>>28106466
Copulate obviously.
>>28106466
Zootopia was alright, but have tried the word of the lord our savior, amen?
>>28106466
Well slow down there little missy!
