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>That kid who had horrible farts but always acted like nothing happened
I don't understand what was wrong with him but the smell was so horrible I can still remember it vividly.
>>28108233
>That black kid who was so whitewashed everyone talked about how much they hated blacks around them
>>28108233
>That kid you thought was your friend but really only wanted you around so he looked nice for hanging out with an aspie
>>28108233
did he not know about it? were you too beta to say anything to him?
>tfw no obedient bf
>>28108215
>tfw no bf to make me his pet
>>28108215
>tfw no tomoko to rape me on camera to show her cousin
>>28108728
Get lost umaru trash poster worst shit out there
Roasties, descibe how it feels when a guy ejaculates inside you.
Like a hot torrent of salty milk coins flooding my womb.
Bump Answer me you fucking toasty whores
I think it must be pretty amazing to feel Chad's cum filling your pussy.
I thought this board was suppose to be a melting pot of robot friendship but I see some racism going on lately. Is this actual /r9k/ or just /pol/ faggotry leaking?
it's /pol/ faggotry
every chan is flooded with them
the only thing to do is to ignore them and hope that like tumblr fags the trend will eventually go away
nigger
originals commentings
>>28108245
Social media is a great place for propaganda. Alot of powerful groups people want to fan racial tensions, to eventually use that to push globalism and transnationalism.
>We know the speed of light, but we will never know the speed of dark
>>28108163
Dark isn't an actual thing beo
Cold isnt real. Dark isnt real. There is only the absence of heat or the absence of dark.
>>28108341
Absence of light**********
>tfw gf wants to talk on the phone
Gonna be a boring hr or so
shit like this makes me remember why i broke up with my girlfriend
it's just constant obligations to hang out with this boring nobody
>>28108284
Right? Fuck me it always seems like she wants to when I am in the middle of doing something
God damn I hate talking on the phone so much. Good luck OP, perhaps you should express to your female companion that perchance it'd be optimal to discuss matters of conversational interaction in person, instead of utilizing a cellular device.
Do fembots like /ss/?
yeah, school shootings are pretty cool
>>28107889
How big of a fucking idiot are you? What are you, retarded? SS is Schutzstaffel.
i would kill for a femdom gf, ive been the femdom gf to other people my entire life and i cant deal with it anymore
i just want to be taken care of, im tired of acting tough and strong.
whatever
Do you like big booty Dominican and Puerto Rican women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW0y-U0vBHs
more big Latina butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YFo2Dt_Chw
As a puertorican PR girls are shit tier
don't get me started with the fucking Dominicans
>>28108184
what? Puerto Rican girls are great
What colleges do you robots attend?
Who /graduating soon/ here?
daily reminder that collegefags are not robots
>>28107835
Who /hoosier/ here?
>tfw only 6.5 inchesuncut
>>28107817
>tfw 12 cm
>>28107817
same, but im cut. i thought 6.5 was a pretty decent length though
tfw 6 inches but still make honeys cum buckets
For those of you who would only date a 6 out of 10 or higher: How do you justify that thought process?
Beggars can't be choosers. I really want to know though, what is your excuse for not dating a ugly lonely person?
Believe it or not but To robots that girl is average
>>28107808
I would rather be dead than date an ugly person. I may be an autistic fuckup stalker addict with every X-let checked off in every category, but I have my pride.
With this I have managed to not be a robot fuckup like you guys settling for the 1/10 fatass zitfaced shitbag women, and have dated several attractive women in my thirty and one summers.
>>28107808
Because they aren't that desperate.
Plus, most Robots aren't hideously ugly, and no moderately normal person is going to date a 2/10, no matter how pussy starved they are.
ITT talk to a grill who has no friends
>>28107784
I forgot to be a tripfag
>no pussy or ass shots
Eff dat
Will you please be my girlfriend. I bet you are so pretty.
please help
for most of my life i was raised by a single mom who psychologically abused the fuck out of me neglected me etc. i was never touched, cuddled, coddled, touched, or anything of the sorts.
i tried to make friends on the internet but everyone slowly moved away or thought i was too weird or whatever
i eventually found 4chan and found people i could actually relate to and be myself around and this was fine, around puberty i started to feel dysphoria and really want to be cute and stuff and i was very scared of becoming a man so, i found out what traps were and said i wanted to be that and took hrt, people already mistook me for a girl anyways so it would be easy
at this point i had been talking to people online a lot, slowly trying to make myself more social and able to talk to people and people showed interest in me.
eventually i ended up fucking up relationship after relationship friendship after friendship by fucked up trust issues all the while becoming more confident, extroverted, and putting a complete wall up. now this wasn't who i really was at all, i'm a shy meek person who just wants to be taken care of.
at this point in my life i dont know what to do. i self-destruct any relationship i have, any friendship i have. people who've known me for ages who i actually can trust ive hurt too much for them to fully trust me. i am alone. i have never had any issues finding people to be with when i put up my wall, when i pretend to be someone im not. i could get girlfriends, boyfriends. it doesn't matter, but it doesn't matter to me. i dont care about the sex, i dont care about the people. i want intimacy, and its something ive never felt except a few times in my life.
how am i supposed to fix this? if i act like my shy meek self i could sit here for days and nobody would talk to me, nobody would care about me. i can tell people "i'm fine" while having a mental breakdown and clearly unhinged and upset and they just pretend to believe me
i just dont know what to do. im scared. im alone.
i push anyone away that tries to help me and then in my head the fact that they dont force their will on me it makes me internalise the fact that they hate me, which makes me want to fucking kill myself and makes me push away even further
i know i need help, i know i really need help. ive been trying to so hard to be normal the past year. i do everything for people i care about to the point of completely destroying my brain and stressing myself out.
i cant do it anymore. i cant project what i want people to treat me like anymore. i just want to be myself, but nobody likes me, im either a sex object or im a provider. nobody would care about me if i didnt pretend to be extroverted and happy or i wasn't attractive
its just the fucking truth
please help please someone tell me im wrong or tell me that this isn't true or something i need help please
Cool, I have moderately similar feels outside the becoming a trap part. You sound like a textbook cyborg to me. Have you seen a psychiatrist?
You should get checked for borderline. Maybe antisocial. I don't know quite how you get out of feeling miserable about it long term since I'm really just starting too, but medication does help.
>>28107890
ive been diagnosed with both of these
medication didnt help it fucked me up mentally made me dead inside and i literally made no attempt to do anything
i just want someone to care about me, to show interest in me. ive been showing interest in people for so long, going out of my way to make them feel happy like i never did, doing things for them that nobody had ever done for me but that i had always wanted
i dont understand i dont get it. i am surrounded by people yet i am completely isolated, i am alone. i just want to die, i want to be cared for, i want to feel loved
images like pic related make me cry because of how upset i get that i never have known this feel, even most people here know what its like for a family member to coddle them and unconditionally love them as a child... i dont even have that
Are these creatures from hell?
>>28107721
yes, they are fiends.
No, they are not.
The word centipede comes from the latin words "centi" and "pede", which mean "loyal friend."
why do you post these
you're worse than fartposters
>tfw live a fairly privileged life in the grand scheme of things and still managed to fuck everything up
>>28107705
iktf
I could blame it on mommy not hugging me enough or daddy not making as much as the other families, but the fact of the matter is that I'm the problem and I'd probably ruin my life regardless of circumstances
>>28107705
The best part of life is achieving the NEET status
>>28107935
Not if you have no love or companionship.
