Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3623. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3623. page
Who else /furry/ here? Post Twitter, Steam, whatever you have. Let's make some buddies.
786543287
How the fuck is that not original
I would but how do I know you're not just gonna dox me?
isnt' there already a thread for this?
pls anon
Is it true you can go to the wilderness and meet interesting people during the summer?
Should I become a hippie?
>>28111006
You should go to Burning Man.
![article-2406228-1B874C10000005DC-291_964x513[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d1rWBCt.jpg "article-2406228-1B874C10000005DC-291 964x513[1]")
>>28111052
I'm thinking about it. It's a long drive but what else have I got to do?
I guess it's hippie central, but I'm so tired of being bitter
>>28111111
gayest get of all time
please think about the repeating integers next time you post
>trannies are our friends
I'm your friend anon :D
>>28112668
You made this thread, didn't you Pizza?
>3 posters in thread
Yeah I made this thread and waited an hour and then replied to myself ya silly goose
Come on Barbie let's go party
>>28110690
OH OH OH YEEAH
>>28110690
The woman from this band is very attractive
I use to own a copy of this. I don't know where it is anymore. Probably in a box in my parent's attic.
> be me
> start a new job at a movie theater
> meet one of my female coworkers
> she is obviously introverted
> she is beautiful as hell
> blonde hair, blue eyes, she would make a neo-nazi jizz his pants
> sperg out everytime I talk to her
> as I stalk her facebook I know she'll never have feelings for me
You can't just say that to yourself bro
I know I know this is r9k we're all fucking losers and women just want chad whatever, but I've seen seen beautiful girls go out with some of my ugly manlet friends JUST because they had a good personality and a sense of humor.
Don't fucking call the quits before you even try dude.
>>28111121
I think she thinks I'm creepy.
>>28111148
But you're not sure though. That's enough to still try to go after her. Even if she did, why not convince her otherwise? Go for it man
I don't understand people who actually enjoy being alive.
>>28110634
Enjoyment is a function of life itself. Suffering is also a function of life. etc.
>>28110634
Well, life is like a party you know, when the party is good you want to stay and enjoy yourself but when the party sucks and your ex gf sucks your best friend's dick in the bathroom it's not that funny i guess.
fucking cunt
>>28110634
that's because your brain is tiny. go for a walk for fucks sake, it's proven to help with depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIc0nfafdtw
Are there any dating websites that work? I've tried pic related for a few years and cant get any messages.
>You're ugly
I'm told I'm slightly above average/decent face. I am messaging women who border on fucking down syndrome, whales and anyone with a mental disability. They're entitled/being picky or my profile just sucks.Its deleted nowI'm at the point I've lowered my standards to throwing myself at the stereotypical sassy fat black chick. I'm tired of being a virgin who's never even felt a moment of bliss in a woman's embrace.
tl;dr any dating sites work? Is "the best" just shit or am I victim of circumstance/autism/ugly w/e
Bump, I cant be the only robot who tried this. I know there is a normie here who knows the answer.
It might not be because you're ugly. If you're poor that might also be a factor. Odds really are not in your favor if you are poor and ugly.
I think I've had like 1 chic respond to my messages. Honestly if a girl isn't interested in meeting up within like a paragraph of writing you're in friendzone/orbiter territory and she's not interested. Ever.
>>28110480
I'm dating a girl I met off OKC right now. My previous girl of 2 years was also from OKC.
At what age did you realize Fat daddies are the best kind of people to get in a relationship with?
>>28110328
I wish this was a blue board so we didn't have to tolerate this weird sex fetish stuff.
>>28110328
Since 10 years old when I watched youtube videos of them shirtless.
>tfw no bear bf
>>28110328
weigth gain fetish the best
Hey gaijin dog. Wanna wrestle?
>>28109210
Sure. We have to be naked though so no one can cheat. No biting or scratching. Nibbling and stroking allowed. How about we wrestle until one of us submits to the other?
>>28109210
U-um i don't know h-how
Wonder if he's overcompensating for anything.
How important is it that your girl/boyfriend knows how to cook?
Is a woman who can't cook still a woman?
>>28108975
Is a bottom who can't cook still a bottom?
I wouldn't mind making all of my significant others meals. It's not important to me at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0I9zZSvg0U
Start working out
learn to fight
Don't cater to women and their needs
Ignore them when you are done with them
It killed every other beetle on the tree, fucked the girl, then killed her too. Goddamn.
>>28109420
Did they die? I thought they just got flung off.
>>28109506
They fell pretty far, it'd probably be enough to kill them. They've got no cushioning, just a brittle exoskeleton. It probably cracked all their shit.
What is the lowest age you would have sex with if you could get away with it?
>>28108828
probably 8.
>>28108828
14
blxlxoxlo
can i just embrace them or something instead? i don't think i am mentally ready for sex.
so probably like age 11 or 12.
>tfw psychopathic serial killers have better social skills than you
They have no problem getting women.
>>28108521
>tfw you'll never be based ted
>>28108521
>tfw good social skills especially with women
still a recluse, doe.
>>28110948
yeah, but he was getting that nut
anyone /down syndrome/ here
I'm so sorry
((Originale commentato))
>>28105675
Seriously? Didn't know they could use computers. Got a pic?
>>28105675
No way anyone with down syndrome could use this site. Or the internet. Or anything.
so, /r9k/ which is it going to be?
>>28105137
baja blast
>>28105137
>mtn. dew
>the axe body spray/fedora of sodas
>>28105137
Gonna be the Baha. I hope
