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I want an everlasting relationship with a wonderful girl but I just cannot do it. I do not deserve it at all, and I would not like to make another person suffer because of my stupidity.
But even though I feel this way, I simply cannot get rid of the necessity of being loved and being with someone else.
I want to kiss someone
I want to cuddle with someone
I want to hug someone
I want to be pampered by someone.
Sorry to make you read all this too. I just wanted to get it off my chest.
Ya'll niggas need some love.
>>28109064
Is this anime a romcom?
>>28109064
The problem is that 95% of males are more desirable than me
It kills me every day knowing that I'll genuinely never be loved even just because of the factors out of my control. I was born inferior.
It's not even a desire to have a gf any more, it's a desire just to be desired by someone.
Are ghouls the ultimate robots?
>>28109031
Probably, they hate normalfag as we do.
Ghouls are bro tier too.
>>28109031
SMOOTHSKIN GET OUT OF MY SEWER REEEEEEEEEE
No, they can just get ghoul gfs
>mfw waking up for another day of work & bad news
>>28109013
what type of bad news?
My life is like a joke that won't die
>>28109032
The older you get, the more passings you'll hear about. I'm beginning to get numb to it tbqh
>Mfw working for 6.3$ an hour
>mfw 10.40/hr.
>mfw 3 months behind on car payments because work keeps shifting schedules around and I'm working all different schedules weekly.
>mfw I now get calls about it.
Secuirty work is a meme job.
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oPFT_d4x_I
Sing it buddy 'till you're coughing up blood!
I've already posted job recommendations for robots but y'all want to work shitty minimum vwage jobs
can we make a fucking meme? jesus christ, like right now?
I'm getting bored of this dry spell. no one is coming up with anything new. All i have to hang on to is wagecuck threads and the rare testimonial from an actual NEET otherwise its unironic posting about how
>GRRRR I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH
>WHY CANT I GET A GF?!?! REEEEEEE
We are making a fucking meme in this thread even if its just me samefagging and posting ms paint drawings. entertain me bitches.
How about "Watts Up" anon?
It's so great I would rate this meme eight for eight, mate.
>>28109016
haha i like it
Watts up anon?
>>28109051
oh man this is so good. best meme so far
watts up?
>tfw accidentally emailed my father hentai
How fucked am I? Pic and link related.
http://exhentai.org/g/925496/81dfadf947/
Tell him you got hacked by a virus, it's a sadpanda link anyway unless he reads it from your computer he won't know what it is.
>>28108924
all i get is a sad looking panda
got another link?
>>28108991
>doesnt know how to get around the panda
Would you be mad if the guy in front of you didn't flush at the urinal? Do you flush at the urinal?
Some guy just started giving me shit for not flushing
>>28108877
>No
>i don't go to public urinal
That guy was probably a turbo autist
why not just fucking flush?
>>28108910
I aint touching that shit motherfuckre
Does anyone know what happened to the /neetadventures/ anon(s)?
A few months back someone from spokane said he wanted a neet friend to move in with him and they could do the robot thing together. Apparently his mother passed away and left him enough money to get an apartment and food and whatnot. He used a picture somewhat similar to this one.
I think this was back in february, maybe january. Has he posted again since then?
Jesus I didn't realize /r9k/ moved so fast.
Bump.
Nobody else remembers this?
Last bump for now.
hey guys, i shaved my crotch for the first time in my life, and i noticed something
is it normal to have pubic hair ON the the penis? I noticed I had hair on the bottom of my penis.
On your shaft?
yeah it's normal
I'm thinking you're underaged and you should neck yourself though.
On the foreskin yes
>bottom of my penis
what? explain
I just want you guys to know that I love you all. Every one of you. And everything is going to be ok. We're all going to make it, anons
Thank you, OP. You too! Two weeks ago I would have scoffed at this thread. Shows you how quick things can change. We're all one big system of minds; one positive one will spread those surrounding it. Keep these words in mind so I can say "told you so" if not for any other reason! You all deserve the nest and noone is allowed to say otherwise.
>>28109854
I'm a person who generally always scoops these threads, what made you change, robot?
I'm living in my own cage right now. I'm afraid I'm stuck right now in life.
What is objectively the best anime?
Neon Genesis is objectively the best.
parasyteIMO
Nichijou
A cute girls doing cute things show for the intelligent man to enjoy. Also high budget and suitably dismissed by both jap and western normies.
Also gets across the pain that robots feel trying desperately to fit into society and being outed by nosy norms
Why does nobody on almost any board post images anymore?
>>28108519
We're all dying inside. It requires too much effort.
reddit forgot this website was an image board
I think I'm the only Costanza poster left on the site.
I feel so lonely. I just want a friend who would talk to me every once and a while.
hello i am your friendo lets talk buddy
>>28108447
>I feel so lonely. I just want a friend who would talk to me every once and a while.
I can't be your friend since you're just pixels on my computer screen, but I know that feel
Me too
Do you lift weights
Do you work / ride motorcycles
Do you like rap and 80s music
So anon why don't you have a phone?
>>28108325
Wtf this ain't 2007 nigga
>>28108325
Because phones are for normal people, those with friends and families who care about them. Also those who look up Youtube, reddit, and porno on the bus, in church, and in school
They are normans. Please sir, do us a justice.
i haven't left my house in 4 monthsasf
>Be weeb robot moozlime shitskin indian
>Be officer in club, appoint japanese qt as my assistant
>We start to text about club stuff, then find out we are both weebs
>Tells me she has a wall of manga/anime in her room
>We text about once a week
>Went on club competition together
>We sat in a back of the bus together with a blanket in our laps watching higurashi and eating chocolate she gave me
>Last week, I went on next level competition (she did not qualify, but 18 others did).
>Take lots of pics for her
>Call her today and tell her all about my competition and what I did in Galveston (location of the competition).
>Talked for nearly half an hour
>We have a lot in common, we both play vidya on steam, watch anime, and have pet chickens
So this is the part where you guys think I ask her out, right? Nope, because it's far too late
>Didn't start casually texting her until 2nd semester of senior year
>qt3.14 is a junior currently
>I am going to college A, which is about an hour away from our home town, she wants to go to college B about 4 hours away, where her older sister goes currently (why is Texas so damn big!)
>Want to ask her out so badly, but its too late in the year to build a relationship
>Never even had a relationship before
>She's the only female my age I've ever had an extended conversation to
>May never find a girl again who is remotely interested in me (she initiated some of the conversations, it wasn't all me)
>Graduate in less than 30 days, may never see her again after that
>Don't know what to do, except hope she asks me out then I can say yes
pic related, girl on left is her, I'm the one holding the phone, directly next to her
>pic taken during 1st competition, during which we were in back of bus together
>>28108248
Pajeet,
grow a pair and ask her out you fucking weeb
>>28108353
But she will wonder "why is he asking me out now when senior year is almost over?"
I'm not sure if I should cut her off to remove any emotional ties I have to her or just build up whatever I can in a month.
>>28108248
Are really Muslim though?
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