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>tfw can talk to random girls from the internet and they like me
>tfw ugly
>you're silver tongued enough
what the fuck does this even mean holy fuck girls are retarded
>>28113320
>a tongue of silver
>obvious silverdigger
>mfw
Is this skype??????
Dhsfjnrnxf mmHg n
>mom found the throbbing robopussy 9000
>tfw no robocock to compliment your robopussy
;_;
>>28113235
are you fat and where do you live
>>28113252
no and with ur mom :^)
This... this is you
>pic related
>>28113164
how fucking pathetic kek
>Implying I've ever been in the same room as someone having sex
>Implying, if I wanted to sneaky sneaky impreggo some 3d succubi, I wouldn't have to abduct her and imprison her until the fetus was too old to abort
>>28113196
>succubi
>her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know what it is but I find degenerate old sluts so hot, even if they're objectively ugly the fact that they're doing porn at their age makes me hard as fuck.
Post some old sluts from porn
Now that I'm an old fuck myself, I tend to like mature ladies in porn. Can't seem to find enough of it though. I don't want to rub it out to women in their teens or early 20's anymore. It's not realistic or something.
I'm 19, and the only 3D females I fap to are trashy older women.
I remember watching an episode of Rescue Me once, and the guy told his son or something that if he stays attracted to older women, he will be into grannies by the time he gets to middle age, and that scares me.
>>28113185
maturetube.com maybe?
Please tell me I'm not crazy. Has anyone else noticed this trend of how the further we go into the future the more effeminate the average woman's ideal man is. A woman being attracted to a guy that looks like this is the equivalent of a guy being attracted to a really butch chick. Seriously l can remember guys that looked like this being called gay like 10 years ago, what changed? It's almost like women are losing respect and attraction for traditional masculinity.
They are attracted to attractive, young, energetic, high status and non-threatening men. You also have to make the distinction that fiction is a fantasy and doesn't necessarily reflect what they would like in real life.
>>28113117
>They are attracted to attractive, young, energetic, high status and non-threatening men
Who just happen to look like girls.
>Yfw if this true in the future trans men will start getting more pussy than regular dudes
>he doesn't know how to change a tire
>implying I wouldn't youtube it if I was ever in such a situation
>>28113021
>he can't inuitively figure out the most basic thing a man is good for
>tfw your dad never taught you anything
>tfw you hate your fucking dad
Fuck you dad
>Say you hate life
>Say you hate people
>etc etc
Norman responds with "Haha man why are you such an edgy teen" "The edgeiness is too much"
Shit like this legitimately makes me want to punch the cunt right in their fucking head
>>28112985
because it is edgy, you moron
>>28112985
lol edgy
why don't you stop being such a crybaby and grow up.
These people are goth v2
>>28112985
>Why do normies call anything they can't comprehend edgy?
>legitimately makes me want to punch the cunt right in their fucking head
haha edgy weakcunt who couldn't fight anything irl so shit talks on the internet :^
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>pick up my gun
>feel like God
>>28112964
>Pick up my gun
Just kidding I don't have one
>pick up my gun
>put it down
Carrying really does make every day better. If someone pisses you off it'll make you feel good to know that he's only alive at that moment because you've decided not to pull out your gun and shoot him to death.
I'm sick of being the nice guy. Being this worlds punch dummy.
I'm tired of being used, of always doing the right thing.
I need your help /r9k, help me become evil. Because I don't know how to do it.
What does one do to become evil?
Like instead of holding the door open for people, shut it in their face instead? Or instead of recycling, throw it in the trash?
did you just finish watching a creepy pasta ?
You already know how to evil, but your nature is against it so you're asking for tips.
Very, very few people could actually be called "evil".
>>28112940
Read an introduction to magic. There's a PDF on it.
It actually should be titled an introduction to practical metaphysics.
Enjoy faggot
ITT: Say the most retard things you can think of until someone gets 34
Let's start then, shall we?
Why do NEETS work at Walmart?
i don't feel fucking comfortable being on the spot like this
>>28112928
>Why do NEETS work at Walmart?
How are they neets if they work?
Do you even know what a
NEET is?
Why wouod someone obsessed with anime want to work there?
Black Feels General
No feels here. But I'm bumping for other black bots
can other minorities join this thread?
>>28112706
>sub 70 IQ
What is it about the manic pixie dream girl that's so attracting?
I've known a few of them, and know how mentally disturbed and broken they are, but something about it draws me closer
>>28112645
because they're active
normally in a stereotypical relationship, the man is expected to be the active one who instigates and escalates the relationship
manic pixie dream girls free you from that
they rescue us from our own beta-ness
im going to die alone
>>28112685
Hm, that makes sense
The thing about the manic pixie dream that's so attracting is the free (free as in free beer) sex.
If she's your girlfriend, she'll let you fuck her in the ass, in the mouth, in the vagina, from behind, from the front, she'll let you mouthfuck her, she'll let you cum on her every day.
And that's the only thing, as with all other girls.
What things do you hate yourself for?
social anxiety memes not welcome.
I tortured dogs and cats when I was kid. I was sick then. I know they're just animals, but there are times where it bothers me to this day. Been thinking of working an animal shelter to make up for some of the bad shit I did.
cowards.
>>28112686
>I know they're just animals
It's good that it bothers you, but it seems problematic that you think THIS when you remember doing that. Do you think of them as just another useless being or do you care for them or realize they have personalities as the rest of us do, and that's why you regret it now?
>having a """""""""""""dick""""""""""""" less than 6 inches
anyone else think that was a hand at first?
>>28112520
>Implying I chose to exist
>>28112520
are these supposed to be fully erect?
dubs decide what i fap to
>>28112360
fap to Bailey Jay
>>28112360
Fap to budda
testicle torture
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